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Posted: 9/12/2010 12:02:48 AM EDT
The GF did not know of this "phenomenon" till tonite. i had to explain to her what the CRAZY EYES on a women were. shes still skeptical...

so i ask! please post pics of bitches with the crazies so i can prove it exists!!
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 12:05:41 AM EDT
"pics of bitches"

yah good luck with that
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 12:26:54 AM EDT
huh.... urban dictionary says what
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 12:34:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 12:37:10 AM EDT by Kidney]


ETA: Eyes wide open, one eye more open than the other or one eye always squinting.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 12:58:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Kidney:
http://www.foxnews.com/images/161847/16_25_042805_wilbanks_jennifer_35.jpg





ETA: Eyes wide open, one eye more open than the other or one eye always squinting.



Now that's a crazy bitch! And for the poster above: Yes,they are bitches,they are crazy bitches.

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 1:05:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 1:07:29 AM EDT by Bob1984]






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Fuck, looks like she is going to kill and eat that person.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 5:27:09 AM EDT


Disregard this picture............it is a picture of STUPID eyes!!
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 5:29:59 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 5:40:06 AM EDT

show pics of GF's crazy eyes.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 9:44:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Ky-Moonshiner:
huh.... urban dictionary says what


yup we found the definition in the urban dictionary, while i was at it we looked up "butter face" too. she never heard that one also.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 9:47:32 AM EDT


Scary.

Looks like she wants to "Go Full Bobbit" on a dude's junk.

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 9:48:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By RDak:


Disregard this picture............it is a picture of STUPID eyes!!


Neither category is mutually exclusive.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 9:48:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 9:49:33 AM EDT by winxlite]
Originally Posted By RDak:


Disregard this picture............it is a picture of STUPID eyes!!


Neither category is mutually exclusive.

sorry for the double post.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 9:49:09 AM EDT
I clued my wife into this also. Now she comes home telling me about people from work - "She had crazy eyes!"
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 9:55:17 AM EDT
AH crazy eyes, maniac in the sack, maniac everywhere else as well.....
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 9:59:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 10:00:43 AM EDT by WRENCH_HEAD]
Originally Posted By sauerpauer:

show pics of GF's crazy eyes.


heres a pic of the GF on right. i said her friend had the crazies and she had no clue what i was saying.

EDIT: my GF gots a litttle crazy goin also... should i EJECT??

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 10:00:28 AM EDT



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Link Posted: 9/12/2010 10:47:44 AM EDT
Post ANY female pic and you're good to go. They are ALL crazy
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 10:53:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By WRENCH_HEAD:
Originally Posted By sauerpauer:

show pics of GF's crazy eyes.


heres a pic of the GF on right. i said her friend had the crazies and she had no clue what i was saying.

EDIT: my GF gots a litttle crazy goin also... should i EJECT??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/WRENCHHEAD/086.jpg
I don't see the crazy eyes there. Crazy eyes to me are when you see some chick who is nice looking and all, but when you look at the eyes, there's something in there that says "Hi. Would you like to go out for lunch? I'll kill you. There's a nice little Mexican place down the street. Have you seen my ice pick? They have really good margaritas."

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 10:58:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By WRENCH_HEAD:
Originally Posted By Ky-Moonshiner:
huh.... urban dictionary says what


yup we found the definition in the urban dictionary, while i was at it we looked up "butter face" too. she never heard that one also.
My guess is that she's also unfamiliar with:
'Cleveland Steamer'
and
'Rusty Trombone'
But I digress.



Link Posted: 9/12/2010 10:58:43 AM EDT


Damn man, how about a warning next time. That is the nastiest thing I've seen all week.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:06:42 AM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:08:09 AM EDT
This shit is just funny.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 1:20:45 PM EDT
I dated a chick with a lazy eye once, I dumped her cause she was seeing someone on the side.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 1:25:32 PM EDT
Not a chick, but something like this?
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 1:28:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 1:29:05 PM EDT by Dr_Dickie]
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Link Posted: 9/12/2010 1:41:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:
Not a chick, but something like this?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cAUmFIIHiis/SXkFhBEYhKI/AAAAAAAABJc/fXjhPbM18B4/s400/crazy+eyes.png


I move we turn this into a Young Frankenstein quotes thread!

"He must have an enormous schwanstuka."
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 1:43:34 PM EDT
Cynthia McKinney and the Runaway Bride (can't remember her name) has to be the best examples of "crazy eyes" that I've ever seen. McKinney being black makes it even better. She's damn near pop eyed as well as crazy eyed.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 1:43:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 1:46:23 PM EDT
Look at pictures of Bundy for great results.

Ted not Al.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:51:27 PM EDT
What's funny, is crazy-eyes is one of those things which never really needs to be explained amongst men. You can be with someone who has never heard it before, see a chick that's sort of hot but has crazy eyes, you say it, and he instantly know what you're talking about.

Someone in a previous thread actually posted scientific (or at least it appeared that way) information about the differences between seeing the whites of their eyes above or below the iris, or all the way around.

I wonder if women have similar terms, or at least have made the same observation, for men.


Originally Posted By kaos:

Originally Posted By WRENCH_HEAD:
Originally Posted By Ky-Moonshiner:
huh.... urban dictionary says what


yup we found the definition in the urban dictionary, while i was at it we looked up "butter face" too. she never heard that one also.
My guess is that she's also unfamiliar with:
'Cleveland Steamer'
and
'Rusty Trombone'
But I digress.




Oh, she's familiar... whether OP knows it or not!
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Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:55:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Scott_In_OKC:
Post ANY female pic and you're good to go. They are ALL crazy

Ding ding ding, we have a winner!
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:57:50 PM EDT
I define crazy eyes as either extreme intensity or lack of depth in the gaze of a human female. If a woman demonstrates either of these symptoms while in a relaxed setting, then they have the crazy eyes.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:58:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By WRENCH_HEAD:
Originally Posted By sauerpauer:

show pics of GF's crazy eyes.


heres a pic of the GF on right. i said her friend had the crazies and she had no clue what i was saying.

EDIT: my GF gots a litttle crazy goin also... should i EJECT??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/WRENCHHEAD/086.jpg
Naw Bro, I think your fine she does not look like Crazy Eyes. Nacy Pelosi has Crazy Eyes.

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:03:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:05:28 PM EDT
ANY pic of Kathryn Heigle (sp?) should do
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:08:45 PM EDT
What no Farusa bulk in almost all her pictures she has the crazy eyes

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 7:48:37 PM EDT
they all look as though they are looking trough you. i think that's the signature of the look

keep the pics comin
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 7:50:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 7:51:44 PM EDT by kingoftheroad]

Originally Posted By E-Mag:
What no Farusa bulk in almost all her pictures she has the crazy eyes

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsB/880.gif

Yes, but according to the Hot-Crazy scale, she is equally hot.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 7:51:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By R2point0:
Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:
Not a chick, but something like this?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cAUmFIIHiis/SXkFhBEYhKI/AAAAAAAABJc/fXjhPbM18B4/s400/crazy+eyes.png


I move we turn this into a Young Frankenstein quotes thread!

"He must have an enormous schwanstuka."
"Vuuf".

Fixt it.

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 7:52:47 PM EDT
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