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Posted: 4/14/2002 6:06:36 AM EDT
- Any movie that features a couple of hundred guys with swords running at each other...is going to be pretty good. - The guy with the bumper sticker that says "no fat chicks"...will never have ANY chick with him.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 6:57:03 AM EDT
-Anything posted by ETH or StyerAug will be debated. [:D]
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 6:59:05 AM EDT
Don't eat a a place called Mom's. Don't play cards with a guy with a dagger for a tattoo. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 7:01:12 AM EDT
In any matter not involving technology, the old way is the best way. In lands that are dirt poor the guys with the guns always have quite a bit of meat on their bones.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 7:02:50 AM EDT
Don't spit in the wind. Never pet burning dogs or other domestic animals.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 7:06:23 AM EDT
A gun in the hand is worth more than a cop on the phone.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 7:10:24 AM EDT
Seek the truth no matter where it leads you Franklin [url=http://www.survivalforum.com]SurvivalForum[/url]
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 7:14:27 AM EDT
Never fry bacon in the nude.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 7:16:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By survivalforum: Seek the truth no matter where it leads you Franklin [url=http://www.survivalforum.com]SurvivalForum[/url]
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Okay, this isn't a rule of thumb...this fell out of a fortune cookie.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 7:19:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Berserker: Never fry bacon in the nude.
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Not a real life exp. I hope?
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 7:19:47 AM EDT
When all has been said and done, more will be said than done.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 7:22:39 AM EDT
People who talk the most shit, usually have the least room to talk E6
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 7:23:13 AM EDT
<<>> nope...I can think of MUCH stupider ways to earn the coveted Darwin Award [:-D]
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 7:25:18 AM EDT
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and You don't mess around with Jim. do do do do
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 7:26:35 AM EDT
Men are generally proud of their farts.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 7:37:43 AM EDT
Never say: "I would NEVER do that".
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 7:37:55 AM EDT
Don't spit into the wind.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 7:39:47 AM EDT
ROT Formula for dating. Her weight should be no more than .75 times your weight. (There are exceptions for tall women.[;)])
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 7:41:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/14/2002 7:43:54 AM EDT by a3kid]
A bird in the hand's worth 2 in the bush. (But if in that bush, a maiden should be... one bush in the hand's worth [u]three[/u] in the tree!) [:D] edited to add.. If it's worth doing twice, it's worth doing half-assed the first time.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 7:51:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 7:56:16 AM EDT
It's always better to measure twice, and cut once.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 7:56:47 AM EDT
Sadly from personal experience: "Don't piss into the wind." From business - when you need .1 additional employees you must actually hire 1.0. Do not believe in coincidence. (Yes occasionally you'll be wrong but very, very seldom.)
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 7:58:53 AM EDT
This is the original Rule Of Thumb. You can not beat your wife with a stick any bigger than your thumb.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 8:02:49 AM EDT
The more CONvincing someone is, the less you should be persuaded.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 8:05:15 AM EDT
-Freedom is not free
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 8:05:55 AM EDT
The probability of a train derailing is directly proportional to the value of it's contents. BrenLover
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 8:07:29 AM EDT
Murphy will never, EVER pass up a chance to f***with you. And my personal favorite..... NEVER THROW STONES IN A GLASS HOUSE!
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 8:07:38 AM EDT
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Keep your thumb out of your M1 Garand If in doubt ..empty the magazine Carry extra mags
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 8:09:25 AM EDT
Incoming fire has the right of way!
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 8:15:38 AM EDT
If it seems to good to be true call for backup.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 8:22:47 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 9:12:06 AM EDT
When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail. or if you work for the gorvernment... every things looks like your thumb. -CK
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 9:13:07 AM EDT
If it feels fishy, it is. If you drop the soap, leave it where it is.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 10:01:48 AM EDT
Rule of Thumb Never beat your wife with a stick that is larger than your thumb. It's the law HEHEHE [spank] "Some have claimed that this phrase has its origins in a British common law rule which, supposedly, allowed husbands to beat their wives with a stick no thicker than their thumb. The British common law is part of a legal tradition which was a continuously evolving set of rules, set out in decisions on cases brought in English common law courts. It forms a large part of the basis of modern English and American law, as well as influencing the law in other, less important places."
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 10:07:04 AM EDT
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[Last Edit: 4/14/2002 10:12:53 AM EDT by eagle1911]
No combat ready unit ever passed inspection, no inspection ready unit ever passed combat. Try to look inconspicuous the enemy might be low on ammo.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 10:15:15 AM EDT
The meek shall indeed inherit the Earth. The only question, is, how long can they hold it.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 11:02:10 AM EDT
In any situation if there is any doubt - then there is no doubt. If the enemy is in range, then you are too. If all looks good then you have forgotten something.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 11:17:46 AM EDT
The only three rules of thumb that I know and live by are the ones my daddy taught me before he left this shitty world. 1. Never invade Russia 2. Don't mix gin with anything but water 3. Don't mess with time travel (or did I say that next week?)
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 11:32:45 AM EDT
If Mamma ain't happy, nobody's happy! Blessed are those that clean.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 11:39:00 AM EDT
The light at the end of the tunnel is the oncomming train.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 11:40:21 AM EDT
Always assume that a five second fuse...ISN'T! So light it and get rid of it NOW! Assume an enemy weapons and ammo cache is booby trapped. If you want a souvenir, drag it out with a string from a nice safe distance...like a hundred yards from behind a large rock. When working with power tools, count fingers before and after each cut. If the number changes, stop, take corrective action, and try to locate the missing part. Loose parts never tighten themselves. Intermittent problems don't just go away. They'll come back at the worst possible moment...like just as the plane's wheels leave the ground. Never get into an argument with an idiot. It makes you an idiot, too. The sharper the tool, the safer it is. CJ
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 11:43:15 AM EDT
1)Practice safe sex go F***! yourself! 2)Drive Now Talk Later!.. should be National Law! as some wheel monkies are to dimwitted to know there limits in a tree huggin world.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 12:33:30 PM EDT
See my sig line.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 12:50:15 PM EDT
[b]Fat girls give the best head![/b] [b]Always unload the big gun before heading out to meet the ladies. It keeps the desperate factor lower, and helps keep accidental discharges to minimum.[/b] I'm married, so I actually don't know anything. That even goes for the things that I used to know. [spank]
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 2:10:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/14/2002 2:11:45 PM EDT by Troy]
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[Last Edit: 4/14/2002 2:31:51 PM EDT by Boomholzer]
[b]Fuck me once...........shame on you. Fuck me twice.........shame on me.[/b]
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 2:34:06 PM EDT
NEVER bring a rock to a gunfight.
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 2:55:19 PM EDT
If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and swims like a duck -- it's usually a duck!
Link Posted: 4/14/2002 3:29:39 PM EDT
Happy Wife, Happy Life
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