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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:25:48 PM EDT
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If everyone on this forum has their shit together as much as they imply..................why the fuck aren't they having a shitton of kids to fight back the real enemies? LOL I loved the veiled racism in this place ;) |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:27:58 PM EDT
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If everyone on this forum has their shit together as much as they imply..................why the fuck aren't they having a shitton of kids to fight back the real enemies? LOL I loved the veiled racism in this place ;) That isn't necessarily racist. In fact, I didn't take it as such. |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:28:16 PM EDT
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Bust 'em
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:29:15 PM EDT
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Bust 'em Isn't this a famous quote from that bearded dude who pulls his shirt up in 'shops? |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:29:41 PM EDT
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damn, perfect thread for one of mrclean4hire's one liners 
Did that ugly, bald dude kick off or something? |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:29:52 PM EDT
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Bust 'em Isn't this a famous quote from that bearded dude who pulls his shirt up in 'shops? Chris Costa? |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:30:16 PM EDT
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I bust in her several times a week except for 5 days a month, we use condoms then. I take my five days a month off too... I don't like to get ketchup on my fry, if you know what I mean |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:30:49 PM EDT
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If everyone on this forum has their shit together as much as they imply..................why the fuck aren't they having a shitton of kids to fight back the real enemies? LOL I loved the veiled racism in this place ;) That isn't necessarily racist. In fact, I didn't take it as such. Maybe I am wrong but I think we all know who has too many kids and who does not have enough and I blame people like my wife and I for it too. |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:31:15 PM EDT
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 / First post nails it. |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:31:54 PM EDT
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If everyone on this forum has their shit together as much as they imply..................why the fuck aren't they having a shitton of kids to fight back the real enemies? LOL I loved the veiled racism in this place ;) How is that racist? Welfare rats aren't one particular race, neither are IslaFunds, and neither are politicians. It's not his fault that your mind jumps to a certain race of people. |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:32:20 PM EDT
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Quoted: This thread is just too fucked up to comment on. |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:32:24 PM EDT
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I bust in her several times a week except for 5 days a month, we use condoms then. I take my five days a month off too... I don't like to get ketchup on my fry, if you know what I mean Those are not the days you have to worry about and I earn my "Red Wings" every month...it is an acquired taste though I must admit. Throw a few pennies in your mouth if you want to get an idea of it. Woman love you to go down on them when they have the flow! |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:34:52 PM EDT
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If everyone on this forum has their shit together as much as they imply..................why the fuck aren't they having a shitton of kids to fight back the real enemies? LOL I loved the veiled racism in this place ;) Having your shit together aint racist at all.......................if you got it together, and really think so, why not propagate your DNA and make more people who are like minded with a work ethic, morals, and are forward thinking? I really could give two shits the color of said parents. Plenty of white trash to go round, if that is what you are implying. |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:36:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I bust in her several times a week except for 5 days a month, we use condoms then. I take my five days a month off too... I don't like to get ketchup on my fry, if you know what I mean Those are not the days you have to worry about and I earn my "Red Wings" every month...it is an acquired taste though I must admit. Throw a few pennies in your mouth if you want to get an idea of it. Woman love you to go down on them when they have the flow!  |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:36:46 PM EDT
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I bust in her several times a week except for 5 days a month, we use condoms then. I take my five days a month off too... I don't like to get ketchup on my fry, if you know what I mean Those are not the days you have to worry about and I earn my "Red Wings" every month...it is an acquired taste though I must admit. Throw a few pennies in your mouth if you want to get an idea of it. Woman love you to go down on them when they have the flow! 
Crap, man! Warn somebody before you start talking like that. |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:37:53 PM EDT
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I bust in her several times a week except for 5 days a month, we use condoms then. I take my five days a month off too... I don't like to get ketchup on my fry, if you know what I mean Those are not the days you have to worry about and I earn my "Red Wings" every month...it is an acquired taste though I must admit. Throw a few pennies in your mouth if you want to get an idea of it. Woman love you to go down on them when they have the flow!
Crap, man! Warn somebody before you start talking like that. Whhhat? Sex is supposed to be dirty! I bet you don't eat the ass either? Tastes just like pennies in the mouth too...with a bit of 9v battery thrown in. |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:39:47 PM EDT
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This thread rocks.
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:40:41 PM EDT
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I bust in her several times a week except for 5 days a month, we use condoms then. I take my five days a month off too... I don't like to get ketchup on my fry, if you know what I mean Those are not the days you have to worry about and I earn my "Red Wings" every month...it is an acquired taste though I must admit. Throw a few pennies in your mouth if you want to get an idea of it. Woman love you to go down on them when they have the flow! EWWWW!! Those might be Ass Pennies! |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:45:42 PM EDT
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So what color days are ok?
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:48:16 PM EDT
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So what color days are ok? Any none green days, shit is on like Donkey Kong! On Green days you can cum in the ass if they are into it ;) Sad to say mine is not. Love the Type-R tach pic, takes me back. |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:49:57 PM EDT
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best thread of the night...by far
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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:59:22 PM EDT
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Well this just got disturbing. Congratulations OP.
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Posted: 9/10/2010 9:05:10 PM EDT
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The wife promised Anal sex when we got married after dating 6 years...still nothing and that was 9 years ago.
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Posted: 9/10/2010 9:07:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2010 9:08:03 PM EDT
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The wife promised Anal sex when we got married after dating 6 years...still nothing and that was 9 years ago. Take what's yours killer. 
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Posted: 9/10/2010 9:09:17 PM EDT
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best thread of the night...by far +1 So many possibilities for a new signature |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 9:09:23 PM EDT
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I came for the pics, but the redwings rock, too.
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Posted: 9/10/2010 9:09:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2010 9:09:50 PM EDT
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The wife promised Anal sex when we got married after dating 6 years...still nothing and that was 9 years ago. Take what's yours killer. I want too but even when I enter her vagina from the back she complains that it feels like it is in her ass and my shit is small and thin! |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 9:15:25 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I bust in her several times a week except for 5 days a month, we use condoms then. I take my five days a month off too... I don't like to get ketchup on my fry, if you know what I mean Those are not the days you have to worry about and I earn my "Red Wings" every month...it is an acquired taste though I must admit. Throw a few pennies in your mouth if you want to get an idea of it. Woman love you to go down on them when they have the flow!  Not all of us. |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 9:20:50 PM EDT
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I bust in her several times a week except for 5 days a month, we use condoms then. I take my five days a month off too... I don't like to get ketchup on my fry, if you know what I mean Those are not the days you have to worry about and I earn my "Red Wings" every month...it is an acquired taste though I must admit. Throw a few pennies in your mouth if you want to get an idea of it. Woman love you to go down on them when they have the flow!
Not all of us.
Hell, my wife doesn't like when I "give" regardless and it is not for lack of skill, she just doesn't like looking down at me while I do it, says it's weird and she gets self-conscious. I can't imagine what reaction I would get if I offered during "that time" BTW. The Germans have the name right on what is the proper solution to the original question; BC pill = antibabypille. |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 9:24:55 PM EDT
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For those not in the know, Argenti is a weird motherfucker who posts about his penis and whatnot from time to time.
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Posted: 9/10/2010 9:26:40 PM EDT
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Well this just got disturbing. Congratulations OP.  This thread just keeps getting better! 
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Posted: 9/10/2010 9:26:59 PM EDT
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For those not in the know, Argenti is a weird motherfucker who posts about his penis and whatnot from time to time. I post about other stuff too. |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 9:27:53 PM EDT
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Another classic from Argetni...
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Posted: 9/10/2010 9:29:30 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I bust in her several times a week except for 5 days a month, we use condoms then. I take my five days a month off too... I don't like to get ketchup on my fry, if you know what I mean Those are not the days you have to worry about and I earn my "Red Wings" every month...it is an acquired taste though I must admit. Throw a few pennies in your mouth if you want to get an idea of it. Woman love you to go down on them when they have the flow! Not all of us. Hell, my wife doesn't like when I "give" regardless and it is not for lack of skill, she just doesn't like looking down at me while I do it, says it's weird and she gets self-conscious. I can't imagine what reaction I would get if I offered during "that time" BTW. The Germans have the name right on what is the proper solution to the original question; BC pill = antibabypille. Just tell her to close her eyes and enjoy it. No need to look at you.   |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 9:30:06 PM EDT
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Quoted: For those not in the know, Argenti is a weird motherfucker who posts about his penis and whatnot from time to time. Oh well that clears it up. Thanks |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 9:36:15 PM EDT
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You seriously need a fucking computer to figure out your wife's menstrual cycle? Jesus men nowadays are fucking hopeless. Basic knowledge... or it should be.
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Posted: 9/10/2010 9:36:21 PM EDT
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I bust in her several times a week except for 5 days a month, we use condoms then. I take my five days a month off too... I don't like to get ketchup on my fry, if you know what I mean Those are not the days you have to worry about and I earn my "Red Wings" every month...it is an acquired taste though I must admit. Throw a few pennies in your mouth if you want to get an idea of it. Woman love you to go down on them when they have the flow!
Not all of us.
Hell, my wife doesn't like when I "give" regardless and it is not for lack of skill, she just doesn't like looking down at me while I do it, says it's weird and she gets self-conscious. I can't imagine what reaction I would get if I offered during "that time" BTW. The Germans have the name right on what is the proper solution to the original question; BC pill = antibabypille. Just tell her to close her eyes and enjoy it. No need to look at you.
Done that, still no joy. It's something about me being down there that she can't get over, she has no problem reciprocating though. |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 9:36:50 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: For those not in the know, Argenti is a weird motherfucker who posts about his penis and whatnot from time to time. Oh well that clears it up. Thanks Oh yes... check out a few of these gems from the archives, ACTUAL threads begun by the man, the legend... Today I am <190lbs for the first time in almost 20 years. Argetni [Member] 12/22/2009 11:27:45 AM CDT 189.2lbs to be exact from a peak of 260lbs last year. Goal is 178 which is what I weighed as a freshman in high school (1990) Now how the hell can I get rid of this loose belly fat? I can literally get 4 handfuls of stomach skin no love handles to speak of, all in the front. No wonder my wife used to say I looked like I was 9 months pregnant. The best thing about losing weight is my penis is almost 7" now and it was 5.5" when I was 260! Still kinda thin though. then there was (quoting is messed up in this editor) –––––––––––––––––––––––––– Argetni [Member] ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––-4/19/2010 10:10:40 AM CDT The wife and I started the 30 day sex challenge Saturday morning 4/17/10. So far it is fun, her only complaint is the cum leaking out of her all the time We had been having some issues as we both work full time and the two of us were getting to the point where we were brother and sister more than husband and wife. I feel like we are high school sweethearts again now (which we were in 1995) and we are sitting on the couch snuggling watching TV together, it is really nice. I wonder if we can make it the whole 30 days. and can't forget the ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––- Argetni [Member] 6/8/2010 10:30:22 PM CDT This shit has changed my sex life. I used to last less than two minutes when I was on top (5 or so with her on top) and now I can go 20 minutes and make her cum twice. She thinks it is my Power 90 exercise program I am on week 5 of that did it but little does she know the hope and change comes in a small tube from CVS. All you minute men out there give it a (long) shot! I am a bit embarrassed to buy it so I have my coworker do it for me. Checkout girls give him such a "look".  –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 9:38:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: Do you use condoms on your fleshlight? They don't make condoms to fit dicks that look like an acorn with a thick stem(his words) |
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Posted: 9/10/2010 10:07:14 PM EDT
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I bust in her...
Never quite heard it 'phrased' like that... |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 8:28:54 AM EDT
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Too much WTF to not bump it for the day crew.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 8:29:44 AM EDT
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Birth control works great too.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 8:38:27 AM EDT
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Huh. I'll be damned.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 8:39:40 AM EDT
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"I bust in her several times a week", ahhhh who says that romance is dead? first post that has caused me to laugh out loud in a long time
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Posted: 9/11/2010 8:42:17 AM EDT
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YIKES!
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Posted: 9/11/2010 8:42:29 AM EDT
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Um. Ok. That's different.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 8:50:07 AM EDT
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God this thread got AWESOME after i went to sleep.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 8:56:33 AM EDT
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What do you call a woman that uses the rhythm method?
"Mother". 
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