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Posted: 9/10/2010 4:49:50 PM EDT
I know I'm treading on thin ice here with this topic, but y'all know the expression: "I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire"

Can your urine put out fires?

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:50:19 PM EDT
Wtf I thought you knew everything?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:50:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Deej86:
I know I'm treading on thin ice here with this topic, but y'all know the expression: "I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire"

Can your urine put out fires?


It depends on the urethra/inferno ratio.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:50:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I know I'm treading on thin ice here with this topic, but y'all know the expression: "I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire"

Can your urine put out fires?



Yes.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:51:08 PM EDT
I can guarantee it does. We pissed out more than one camp fire.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:51:11 PM EDT
How much did you have to drink last night?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:51:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Wtf I thought you knew everything?


I don't know how to do brakes on a Mack or Peterbilt.

I don't know calculus.

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:51:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sprayandpray:
How much did you have to drink last night?


I don't drink.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:52:35 PM EDT
yes, but you sure as HELL don't want to be downwind of the steam cloud!
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:53:47 PM EDT
You can in fact piss out a fire, but you shouldn't piss on a wax fire.

No sir. Nuh-uh. Do not ever, under any circumstances, piss on a wax fire.

The fire demons come for Mr. Happy, and make him Mr. Sad.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:55:36 PM EDT
I know Mythbusters disproved the pissing on the 3rd rail theory.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:56:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I know Mythbusters disproved the pissing on the 3rd rail theory.


I saw that episode, I was kinda disappointed.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:56:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By resq2106:
yes, but you sure as HELL don't want to be downwind of the steam cloud!




Whats worse is the next morning building the fire, cooking breakfast on it, and wondering what that funny taste is.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:57:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Wtf I thought you knew everything?


I don't know how to do brakes on a Mack or Peterbilt.

I don't know calculus.

Can you do the brakes on a Kenworth?

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:58:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By hondaciv:
I can guarantee it does. We pissed out more than one camp fire.

Same here.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:58:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Wtf I thought you knew everything?


I don't know how to do brakes on a Mack or Peterbilt.

I don't know calculus.

Can you do the brakes on a Kenworth?



I can't do brakes on anything.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:59:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Wtf I thought you knew everything?


I don't know how to do brakes on a Mack or Peterbilt.

I don't know calculus.



I can teach you the brake parts pretty easy ... let me know when you wanna come to Green Bay
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:00:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Wtf I thought you knew everything?


I don't know how to do brakes on a Mack or Peterbilt.

I don't know calculus.

Can you do the brakes on a Kenworth?



Self adjusting slack adjusters do well, untill the shoes are completely worn out!
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:00:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
You can in fact piss out a fire, but you shouldn't piss on a wax fire.

No sir. Nuh-uh. Do not ever, under any circumstances, piss on a wax fire.

The fire demons come for Mr. Happy, and make him Mr. Sad.


Must remember that If I ever come upon a wax fire.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:01:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Wtf I thought you knew everything?


I don't know how to do brakes on a Mack or Peterbilt.

I don't know calculus.

Can you do the brakes on a Kenworth?



I can't do brakes on anything.


Doin brakes on the S10 sunday..... come on up, I'll learn ya. Everyone should know basic auto maintanence......



(and every class 8 truck on the road uses one of about 3 brake systems regardless of brand )
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:03:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2010 5:05:16 PM EDT by sprayandpray]
Originally Posted By SuperJanitor:
Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Wtf I thought you knew everything?


I don't know how to do brakes on a Mack or Peterbilt.

I don't know calculus.

Can you do the brakes on a Kenworth?



Self adjusting slack adjusters do well, untill the shoes are completely worn out!


or the DOT catches you under 3/32, with cracked shoes , with geater then 20% of the brakes are inoperative, you have an audible air leak , cracks in your maxi chamber , you have a non audible air leak greater then 3 psi per minute , slack adusters are out of adjustment (even the self adjusting ones) or you have a chaffed brake line through the outer reinforcing ply
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:05:38 PM EDT
I've pissed out small campfires after some drinking.

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Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:07:46 PM EDT
I watched Subnet almost come dangerously close to injuring himself while working on his jeep brakes. Best entertainment on the internet that night.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:09:19 PM EDT
I figured every guy who ever went camping had done that.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:09:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sprayandpray:
Originally Posted By SuperJanitor:
Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Wtf I thought you knew everything?


I don't know how to do brakes on a Mack or Peterbilt.

I don't know calculus.

Can you do the brakes on a Kenworth?



Self adjusting slack adjusters do well, untill the shoes are completely worn out!


or the DOT catches you under 3/32, with cracked shoes , with geater then 20% of the brakes are inoperative, you have an audible air leak , cracks in your maxi chamber , you have a non audible air leak greater then 3 psi per minute , slack adusters are out of adjustment (even the self adjusting ones) or you have a chaffed brake line through the outer reinforcing ply


Oh, don't get me started on them (DOT) I had a DOT and his "trainee" stop me once. Trainee was rolling around on the creeper under the air dryer when it popped off. He got a wet face and set up so quickly he rang his bell on the frame. One of the finest moments a trucker could have!

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:10:53 PM EDT
Well.. It is not an ABC fire exstinguisher but fires that react well to water should be just fine.

What do you think urine is? Gasoline?

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Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:12:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SuperJanitor:
Originally Posted By sprayandpray:
Originally Posted By SuperJanitor:
Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Wtf I thought you knew everything?


I don't know how to do brakes on a Mack or Peterbilt.

I don't know calculus.

Can you do the brakes on a Kenworth?



Self adjusting slack adjusters do well, untill the shoes are completely worn out!


or the DOT catches you under 3/32, with cracked shoes , with geater then 20% of the brakes are inoperative, you have an audible air leak , cracks in your maxi chamber , you have a non audible air leak greater then 3 psi per minute , slack adusters are out of adjustment (even the self adjusting ones) or you have a chaffed brake line through the outer reinforcing ply


Oh, don't get me started on them (DOT) I had a DOT and his "trainee" stop me once. Trainee was rolling around on the creeper under the air dryer when it popped off. He got a wet face and set up so quickly he rang his bell on the frame. One of the finest moments a trucker could have!


WHAAAAAAAAAT?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:12:44 PM EDT
I have pissed on a couple mortar tubes...
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:14:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:15:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hondaciv:
I can guarantee it does. We pissed out more than one camp fire.



Might want to see a doctor about that.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:19:00 PM EDT


Almost anything that is liquid will put out a fire, except Gas, oil or diesel. So of course.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:19:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Wtf I thought you knew everything?


I don't know how to do brakes on a Mack or Peterbilt. Pretty easy actually.

I don't know calculus. Not so much...



And yes, you can piss out a fire if the fire is small enough and you've had plenty to drink.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:21:21 PM EDT
Is it not a liquid?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:22:36 PM EDT
I'm honestly surprised you had to ask?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:24:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Deej86:
I know Mythbusters disproved the pissing on the 3rd rail theory.


The which?
Do you mean the episode on pissing on an electric fence? They got that wrong. I know for a fact they got that wrong
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:39:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Friiguy:
Well.. It is not an ABC fire exstinguisher but fires that react well to water should be just fine.

What do you think urine is? Gasoline?

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Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:47:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sprayandpray:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Wtf I thought you knew everything?


I don't know how to do brakes on a Mack or Peterbilt.

I don't know calculus.



I can teach you the brake parts pretty easy ... let me know when you wanna come to Green Bay


Thanks, but our T-Blazer needs brakes, I'll just shadow my pops.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:52:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
You can in fact piss out a fire, but you shouldn't piss on a wax fire.

No sir. Nuh-uh. Do not ever, under any circumstances, piss on a wax fire.

The fire demons come for Mr. Happy, and make him Mr. Sad.


And never cross streams. It makes people turn gay.
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