FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS HIPPY BITCH.
JFC, I was dating a chick for 2 months and she was really great . But turns out shes a fucking hippy who dumped me becasue I was too fucking negative.
I cant hate welfare and shit like that cause well , they deserve it, cant let them starve (Fuck yes I could)
You shouldnt pray for AIr Force One to crash (Oh yes I can)
To top it all off, she tells me that yes indeed, I treated her wonderful and am a very nice guy.
Fuck you and the fucking unicorn you rode in on.
Stupid fucking bitch.
Sheesh , and people wonder why dudes fucking get tired of this shit.
Treat a woman good and get told by Jeff fucking Spiccolli s sister that youre too negative . Yes you treat me great but the negativity is too much man?
And for the record on the two or three occassions we chatted politics over dinner I wasnt praying for AF1 to crash before dinner , it was a fucking joke for Christs sake. And yes Im negative about how our country is going but it didnt come up but about 3 times.
Fuck I hate being single.
Im gonna bitch out my ex for making me this way again