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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:56:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2010 7:35:28 PM EDT by Billmanweh]
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:59:08 AM EDT
I nominate this guy, what could go wrong?

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:59:19 AM EDT
RAWR! I JUST DRANK 5 XL CANS OF ROCKSTAR AND ATE A GREEN TEA BUSH!!! HIRE ME!!!
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:00:28 AM EDT

"I HEARD THAT ON THE RADIO THIS MORNING!!"
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:02:01 AM EDT
I'd vote for him just for the LOLs. It would make going to boring county meetings very entertaining.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:04:29 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:06:06 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DriftPunch:
I nominate this guy, what could go wrong?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/DriftPunch/lil_jon.jpg


That guy is already one of obunghole czars.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:08:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:11:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:11:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By blkt72:
Dupe, sorry:

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1088882

I'M SORRY, BUT THIS IS A DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPE!!!
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:13:51 AM EDT
I heard it this AM on WBAP 820 , Dallas. Hall Jay was laughing so hard, I was afraid he'd stroke-out!

Several things come to mind...

decaf
prozak
handcuffs
padded rooms
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:18:13 AM EDT
I made it to 55 seconds, then skipped ahead a little bit, then had to close it. I don't think the white stuff he put in his coffee was sugar...

I like how he had to reference his notes to remember his work experience and school records.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:18:20 AM EDT
He's headed for a lock if he don't tone that shit down.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:20:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2010 9:21:31 AM EDT by Frost7]
Originally Posted By sauerpauer:
I heard it this AM on WBAP 820 , Dallas. Hall Jay was laughing so hard, I was afraid he'd stroke-out!

LOL!

I miss WBAP. Hal Jay - most recognizable laugh in Texas.

Do he and Dick Siegel still do Sam from Sales?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 10:34:08 AM EDT
He's got my vote!
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 10:37:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By blkt72:
Dupe, sorry:

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1088882



Mine's better
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 10:45:21 AM EDT

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 10:48:33 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:02:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:09:28 AM EDT


Actually, she could stand to go a little lower than that.


So first, I'm going to take some MAS-car-pony cheeeEEEEeeeese and rub it all over my...
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:11:48 AM EDT
Drugs are bad, m-kay?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:16:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:21:20 AM EDT
He studied rhetoric under Jessie Ventura
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:21:37 AM EDT


gia can be where ever she wants!
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:23:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2010 11:26:53 AM EDT by sixnine]



ETA: Spud is on speed and appears relaxed compared to that freak.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:25:14 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:25:31 AM EDT
I HAVE A BACHELORS IN SOCIOLOGY!!!!!! A BACHELORS IN HISTORY!!!!!!! A MASTERS IN PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION!!!!!!! AND A MASTERS IN IN COMMUNICATION!!!!!!! AND I WILL RIP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK IF YOU DON'T NOMINATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR­RRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!1­11111
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:25:44 AM EDT
and a masters in COMMUNICATION!!!!
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:26:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sixnine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O6bWb7oEuE
ETA: Spud is more relaxed on speed.


One of my all time favorite movies, but I have to watch it with subtitles.

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:27:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Vaux:
I HAVE A BACHELORS IN SOCIOLOGY!!!!!! A BACHELORS IN HISTORY!!!!!!! A MASTERS IN PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION!!!!!!! AND A MASTERS IN IN COMMUNICATION!!!!!!! AND I WILL RIP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK IF YOU DON'T NOMINATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR­RRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!1­11111

If he could deliver it in a commanding voice without hyperventilating and his voice breaking up like a teen in puberty he might actually succeed in making his speech sound impressive.

Unfortunately, that had all the grace of a spastic monkey fucking a football.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:33:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Frost7:
Originally Posted By Vaux:
I HAVE A BACHELORS IN SOCIOLOGY!!!!!! A BACHELORS IN HISTORY!!!!!!! A MASTERS IN PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION!!!!!!! AND A MASTERS IN IN COMMUNICATION!!!!!!! AND I WILL RIP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK IF YOU DON'T NOMINATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR­RRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!1­11111

If he could deliver it in a commanding voice without hyperventilating and his voice breaking up like a teen in puberty he might actually succeed in making his speech sound impressive.

Unfortunately, that had all the grace of a spastic monkey fucking a football.


Good point. I actually expected him to burst into tears a couple times.

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:36:09 AM EDT
Gives howard dean a run for his money.

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Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:38:57 AM EDT
What the fuck is wrong with him?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:39:18 AM EDT
Does he have a nervous system disorder or something?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:56:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By pyro6988:
What the fuck is wrong with him?


My first guess would be .... a lot.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 12:14:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By The_4th_Horseman:


Who is that?


http://www.giadadelaurentiis.com/?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 12:19:45 PM EDT
Is he running for office or leading troops into battle?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 1:39:45 PM EDT
kap_x should re-record this speech.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 1:45:49 PM EDT
Master's Degree in Communication.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 1:49:35 PM EDT
Did the crazy red head boy grow up and dye his hair?




Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:31:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By KN:
Did the crazy red head boy grow up and dye his hair?


http://youtube.comedy.com/files/2010/01/ginger_kid.jpg



Link?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 7:36:01 PM EDT
He's going to be on Red Eye tonight on Fox News, so set your DVRs
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