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Posted: 9/10/2010 3:41:20 AM EDT
Here is a bouncer covering the door of a club in Germany.

If you have confidence in your abilities, you don't have to prove yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWfetF1jCO4&feature=related
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:45:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Brohawk:
Here is a bouncer covering the door of a club in Germany.

If you have confidence in your abilities, you don't have to prove yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWfetF1jCO4&feature=related


Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:48:21 AM EDT
Handled his BIZ like a man. Bravo sir.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:50:57 AM EDT
Call his brother!
That was funny.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:51:07 AM EDT
Well done.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:53:48 AM EDT
Do I get to be the first one?


Turkish?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:56:54 AM EDT
Bravo.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:01:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sherrick13:
Do I get to be the first one?


Turkish?


That's what I thought.

I saw an article that said Germany is bringing in Turkish cops to try and control the unruly immigrants.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:10:38 AM EDT
When the bouncer is a world kick boxing champion its best for him to try to talk dumbasses out of the ass whippin they are about to receive. When he said he "trained" the loudmouth's brother you could see the color leave his face.

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:12:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Brohawk:
Originally Posted By sherrick13:
Do I get to be the first one?


Turkish?


That's what I thought.

I saw an article that said Germany is bringing in Turkish cops to try and control the unruly immigrants.


Or they could simply kick the troublemakers out of the country. Nah, too obvious a choice.

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:17:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Zan:
Originally Posted By Brohawk:
Originally Posted By sherrick13:
Do I get to be the first one?


Turkish?


That's what I thought.

I saw an article that said Germany is bringing in Turkish cops to try and control the unruly immigrants.


Or they could simply kick the troublemakers out of the country. Nah, too obvious a choice.



My first thought was Moroccan.
I dont think you understand how it works in Europe.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:30:35 AM EDT
what tv/prank show was this from? You could hear like an audience laughing...

but a side note on bouncers I've known plenty and most handle things with a cool head.... then of course there are a few you join up just to bust heads over the dumbest reasons. I've seen many a people broadsided by bouncers. (not myself or friends b/c I try not to be a dumbass.)
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:32:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By MOS2111:
Originally Posted By Zan:
Originally Posted By Brohawk:
Originally Posted By sherrick13:
Do I get to be the first one?


Turkish?


That's what I thought.

I saw an article that said Germany is bringing in Turkish cops to try and control the unruly immigrants.


Or they could simply kick the troublemakers out of the country. Nah, too obvious a choice.



My first thought was Moroccan.
I dont think you understand how it works in Europe.


How does it work in Europe?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:40:42 AM EDT
Originally Posted By honorabledog:
When the bouncer is a world kick boxing champion its best for him to try to talk dumbasses out of the ass whippin they are about to receive. When he said he "trained" the loudmouth's brother you could see the color leave his face.


No kidding. It wasn't hard to figure out what was going through his mind at that moment.

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:48:24 AM EDT
Handled very well! I'm going to Call Your Brother, Awsome!!! Bummed thought a can of whoop ass was going to go down.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:29:02 AM EDT


"I'm going to fuck your mother"

"my mother is too old"



Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:29:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By MOS2111:
Originally Posted By Zan:
Originally Posted By Brohawk:
Originally Posted By sherrick13:
Do I get to be the first one?


Turkish?


That's what I thought.

I saw an article that said Germany is bringing in Turkish cops to try and control the unruly immigrants.


Or they could simply kick the troublemakers out of the country. Nah, too obvious a choice.



My first thought was Moroccan.
I dont think you understand how it works in Europe.


Does it go something like this?

After WWIII the United States took on the bulk of responsibility for the defense of Europe from the Soviet threat. This made sense, since Europe was devestated from the war.

This enabled the European countries to get by yon smaller defense budgets, which allowed them to enact generous social benefit/welfare/entitlement programs.

Today, European countries are experiencing much msaller birthrates, resulting in an indigenous population too small to provide a tax base that can support the benefit programs.

This left them with a simple choice. Either reduce the benefits or find a way to shore up the tax base.

Not wanting to get off the gravy train, they began importing workers from Turkey and North Africa.

Now they are finding it hard to put a genie who refuses to assimilate back into the bottle.

Is that close?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:36:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2010 5:36:52 AM EDT by LilTate]
he owned him, but i still wish he would have knocked some chicklets out.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:37:26 AM EDT
OMG, that is hilarious. He turned hardcore to a complete pussy in a split second.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:39:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sherrick13:
Do I get to be the first one?


Turkish?


You didnt read the OP did you?

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:40:55 AM EDT
You didnt read the OP did you?


I think he was commenting on the probable ethnicity of the swarthy, mouthy, gentleman.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:45:58 AM EDT
1. Physical Presence...

2. Verbal Commands...

Use of Force Options, you're doin' it right...
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:49:51 AM EDT
German Casino owner (or something) during a TV interview slaps some guy sticking his nose in where it doesnt belong. (hard slap)
Linky for German
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:50:55 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Zan:
Originally Posted By Brohawk:
Originally Posted By sherrick13:
Do I get to be the first one?


Turkish?


That's what I thought.

I saw an article that said Germany is bringing in Turkish cops to try and control the unruly immigrants.


Or they could simply kick the troublemakers out of the country. Nah, too obvious a choice.




Those Turks are just driving taxis the Germans won't drive.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:52:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By nucstl1:
Originally Posted By Zan:
Originally Posted By Brohawk:
Originally Posted By sherrick13:
Do I get to be the first one?


Turkish?


That's what I thought.

I saw an article that said Germany is bringing in Turkish cops to try and control the unruly immigrants.


Or they could simply kick the troublemakers out of the country. Nah, too obvious a choice.




Those Turks are just driving taxis the Germans won't drive.


And construction. Don't forget the real reason they were imported.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:53:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2010 5:57:17 AM EDT by skygod]

Originally Posted By Badlatitude:
Originally Posted By sherrick13:
Do I get to be the first one?


Turkish?


You didnt read the OP did you?


Never been to Germany, huh?

The Turks (in Germany) are the most unruly motherfuckers in the damn country. I cant count how many times those fuckheads would start shit.

Their behavior is typical and predictable. Talk a bunch of shit, make a scene, and get a fucking beatdown.

I DESPISE those wastes of fucking skin. They are the welfare rats of Germany.

ETA: The video the OP posted happens ALL THE TIME in Germany. The Turks are the wannabe badasses there. They are nothing but a bunch of 4th rate fucking thugs that do nothing be start shit and cause trouble. I cant remember one German friend that had ANYTHING good to say about them.

Now their women on the other hand... TOTALLY different story.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:53:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2010 5:54:18 AM EDT by sherrick13]

Originally Posted By Badlatitude:
Originally Posted By sherrick13:
Do I get to be the first one?


Turkish?


You didnt read the OP did you?



Rami isn't a Turkish name?

In fact a common Turkish name?


Germans are a very self regulated lot. When you see asshatery in Germany you can bet 2 Euros to 1 that it will be a Turk doing it.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:55:57 AM EDT
The name...is Dalton.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:57:31 AM EDT
"Let us talk boldly like men do!"

BEST. CALLOUT. EVAR.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 6:01:19 AM EDT
Bouncer's can usually talk somebody out a bad experience, some people will also say "fuck you" with their last breath. One place I worked at (I should have quit sooner) a fight broke out with a drunk and a bartender. 5 of us (overkill) drag the drunk out of the backdoor. "Are you cool? Done fighting?" "Yes" we set him down, and as soon as he stands up he punches one of the guys. Not just any guy 6'2", 220+ pounds of arena football playing, former Army Ranger that we'll call "B". B pounded him severely for the cheap shot, before we could pull him off. This happened two more times, each time we carried him further away from the club, each time the drunk punched "B" in the face. The last time "B" was laying on top of him, hitting him so hard that both their bodies scooted on the asphalt with each hit. Combined with some other incidents and the rumor that they had attracted federal attention, I got the fuck out. I'm no thug, and I'm not going to be around drugs.

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Link Posted: 9/10/2010 6:14:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By iggy1337:
German Casino owner (or something) during a TV interview slaps some guy sticking his nose in where it doesnt belong. (hard slap)
Linky for German


That is awesome. If his father had smacked him like that when he was a kid he would probably not be sporting that mullet and getting into people's faces.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 6:19:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sixnine:
Bouncer's can usually talk somebody out a bad experience, some people will also say "fuck you" with their last breath. One place I worked at (I should have quit sooner) a fight broke out with a drunk and a bartender. 5 of us (overkill) drag the drunk out of the backdoor. "Are you cool? Done fighting?" "Yes" we set him down, and as soon as he stands up he punches one of the guys. Not just any guy 6'2", 220+ pounds of arena football playing, former Army Ranger that we'll call "B". B pounded him severely for the cheap shot, before we could pull him off. This happened two more times, each time we carried him further away from the club, each time the drunk punched "B" in the face. The last time "B" was laying on top of him, hitting him so hard that both their bodies scooted on the asphalt with each hit. Combined with some other incidents and the rumor that they had attracted federal attention, I got the fuck out. I'm no thug, and I'm not going to be around drugs.

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Liquid courage.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 6:23:52 AM EDT
Anyone stationed in Germany in the 80's probably remembers the moped gangs that were around.
Walking down an alley late one night, I was headed to my favorite off-limits club with my buddies when we walked up on a fight. Two big burly German guys (think Tank Abbot type of guy) had their backs against the wall and were being assualted by a moped gang of probably 20 guys. The assualt was not going very well for the gang though. There would be 4 or 5 climbing on each big German guy who would pull one at a time off, hold him, punch him and let him fall, then pull another one off and repeat. The little gangsters were not getting back up after each big hamhock connected with their heads. We just stood to the side and watched as the big lumberjack guys didnt seem to need any help. Plus this was all happening in front of the door to the bar and we had learned early on to get involved in German on German fights. When it was over, me, my buddies and the two German tree trunks went in the bar and started our evening. Other then their clothes being a little messed up, you couldnt tell they had just been in a fight.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 6:27:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
Originally Posted By sixnine:
Bouncer's can usually talk somebody out a bad experience, some people will also say "fuck you" with their last breath. One place I worked at (I should have quit sooner) a fight broke out with a drunk and a bartender. 5 of us (overkill) drag the drunk out of the backdoor. "Are you cool? Done fighting?" "Yes" we set him down, and as soon as he stands up he punches one of the guys. Not just any guy 6'2", 220+ pounds of arena football playing, former Army Ranger that we'll call "B". B pounded him severely for the cheap shot, before we could pull him off. This happened two more times, each time we carried him further away from the club, each time the drunk punched "B" in the face. The last time "B" was laying on top of him, hitting him so hard that both their bodies scooted on the asphalt with each hit. Combined with some other incidents and the rumor that they had attracted federal attention, I got the fuck out. I'm no thug, and I'm not going to be around drugs.

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Liquid courage.
Liquid pain tolerance too.

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 6:27:52 AM EDT
That was a nice find. Thanks for posting.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 6:40:16 AM EDT
That is a very good bouncer. Not only has control of himself and the other guy but knows th r ight cultural buttons (family with the middle eastern types trumps everything) to push. Wish I was as smart as him when it comes to handling people in stressful/violent confrontations
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 6:43:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By haLfLiFe:
OMG, that is hilarious. He turned hardcore to a complete pussy in a split second.


I don't consider talking that amount of shit to be hard core. He went from douche to pussy in a split second.
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