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Posted: 9/9/2010 4:48:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2010 9:27:25 PM EDT by NineLivez]
I left the Post Office after sending off a package to another ARFCOMer, went about 3 blocks and felt I had a flat tire. It was sprinkling a bit so I was in no hurry to jump out and get to changing the tire so I sent a text to my wife letting her know I would be about 20 minutes late, and was in the process of sending another one to the guy I was sending the package to when from behind and to the left a guy came up and started beating on my drivers side window.
Scared the crap out of me, I jumped and hit the lock button, looked the guy over and rolled the window dawn a bit and asked him what the hell he wanted. He stared screaming that I "Better stop taking his fucking picture or he would kick my ass.". I told him to get the fuck away from me and my truck, which was met with more screaming, threats, kicking and pounding on my truck. I stepped out and told him again to just go away, I must have offended him, he got madder. He advanced on me and I moved my coat to expose my 1911 just in case while calling 911 with my free hand (BT headsets FTW). I kept telling him to stay back/leave while talking to dispatch. I told her I was armed and to let the responding officers know. After a little more telling him to get some distance and move across the street, cop are on the way, back off's, etc., he did move across the street. About 30 seconds late 2 cruiser came around the corner.
The first cruiser went by and parked just around the corner, the second stop in the street across from my truck and told my to put my gun in the truck then pulled up near the other cop. The cop who told my to put my gun in the truck came over to talk to me and the other one was talking to what turned out to be a transient nut job. In the end the cops never even looked at my gun, arrested the other guy (after having to take him to the ground and fight with him while he screamed at them that they could suck his dick in the name of god, that they were bitches and he was going to take them out, then tried to kick out the cruiser window, which worked out well for him) and I went down to the PD to fill out an affidavit. Depending on how it works out, I may have to go to court if he pleads not guilty.

Yes, I bladed. Yes, I screamed "You will not kick my truck.". Yes, I had an adrenaline dump, and yes, I immediately went straight to Wal*Mart to get my free power washer after I was done at the PD. No, the cops did not help me with the tire



ETA: Damn, I tried to format the damn thing
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:50:27 PM EDT
Lol wut?
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:51:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:52:32 PM EDT
I think the cops should've arrested you for being an ESL student...
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:52:45 PM EDT
Can I borrow the pressure washer? My driveway has some oil stains.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:53:02 PM EDT
congrats.

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:53:07 PM EDT
Don't taze me bro!

Awesome story!
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:53:35 PM EDT
Damn dude. Ummm........
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:54:54 PM EDT
Bull shit it never happened.............unless I see the dash cam video on youtube by 10 tonight it never happened
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:55:09 PM EDT
Should've used the wolf stare. Works every time on nut jobs.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:55:15 PM EDT
wow what the fuck over damn crazy folk in montana
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:55:26 PM EDT
I'm so jealous. I have yet to run into a crazy guy or hostile Walmart employee.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:55:50 PM EDT
Fucking loons, glad no shots were fired. Should have told the cops when they are done fucking around to get to changing your tire. Maybe you and the goofball could have shared the same cell and gotten cozzy tonite
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:56:04 PM EDT
You had your chance and you blew it.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:57:41 PM EDT
Bad rant. No degree of blading.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:57:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2010 4:58:53 PM EDT by FatCat1]
Bad submit finger.

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:58:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sparkym37:
Should've used the wolf stare. Works every time on nut jobs.


If only I had been in K-Mart
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:58:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ED_P:
I'm so jealous. I have yet to run into a crazy guy or hostile Walmart employee.

I've been short-changed, too. But, there was this one time in the Greyhound bus station................

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:59:50 PM EDT
No MS Paint? Fail!
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:01:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FatCat1:
Bad submit finger.


...and no MS paint.. WTF
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:01:22 PM EDT
In on one. Glad to hear all worked out for ya.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:02:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DV8:
You had your chance and you blew it.


Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:02:59 PM EDT
Wow... Did you post this on your iPhone?
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:03:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MarkMustang:
No MS Paint? Fail!

definitely needs MS Paint.



and in on 1.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:09:18 PM EDT
So why were you taking his picture, hmmm?
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:11:19 PM EDT
That's funny as hell.

Written well.... but your formatting still sucks!!!


Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:14:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:16:51 PM EDT
5 mg Versed + 5 mg Haldol IM is my weapon of choice against psychos. They get more Versed if they need it, too.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:18:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ZootTX:
5 mg Versed + 5 mg Haldol IM is my weapon of choice against psychos. They get more Versed if they need it, too.


Thorazine is a good catch all too.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:18:58 PM EDT
That actually is a kind of cool story, bro. I can imagine his face when you displayed your weapon.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:19:35 PM EDT
Poop thread?
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:21:13 PM EDT
so who typed this? you or the crazy transient guy....
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:21:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SaintMichaelArms:
That actually is a kind of cool story, bro. I can imagine his face when you displayed your weapon.


Funny thing is, it pissed him off more and he kept say I was going to jail for having a gun. Even told the cops they had to arrest me because it was illegal for me to have it
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:21:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ZootTX:
5 mg Versed + 5 mg Haldol IM is my weapon of choice against psychos. They get more Versed if they need it, too.


"Haldol, take me awaaaaaay!"

Fun day Nine Sometimes fun stuff does happen to regulars!!
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:22:29 PM EDT
So you met an average Obama voter?
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:22:53 PM EDT
Cool horribly written story, bro.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:23:22 PM EDT
All you had to do was stop takin my goddamn picture.



Asshole.


Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:25:22 PM EDT
suck his dick in the name of god



I like that. Filed for the future.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:25:48 PM EDT
LoL glade your safe
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:25:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Rumrunner358:
so who typed this? you or the crazy transient guy....


I have never learned to type, for hunt and peck, I'm happy with it except indent tags did not work.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:26:36 PM EDT
Good job on selling the thread with the title. I was sure your ass was going to end up in jail.

Good story, no apparent bullshit, not over the top, could happen to anyone, etc.

Are we scoring random stories yet? I mean shit, if we score dinner pics and rants, quality stories should be worthwhile right?
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:27:21 PM EDT
Proof that you just never know when or where it's going to happen.

Well done.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:30:37 PM EDT
they could suck his dick in the name of god


that's a new one
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:31:55 PM EDT
Two things.

1) You have too many posts for this story.

2) Details. What 1911? Holster? Ammo? Did you have mag pouches in your sleeves and ankles that launch magazines out for quick reloading?
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:34:08 PM EDT
That nut better be happy he's still around to have a court appearance!
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:34:36 PM EDT
Bold title MarkLaruebro
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:36:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2010 5:37:45 PM EDT by spankybear]
Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
I think the cops should've arrested you for being an ESL student...


Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:36:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Daytona955i:
Two things.

1) You have too many posts for this story.

2) Details. What 1911? Holster? Ammo? Did you have mag pouches in your sleeves and ankles that launch magazines out for quick reloading?


Auto-Ordnance, Serpa Blackhawk, Federal HST, one Bianchi single mag pouch.

Sorry for the fail
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:58:38 PM EDT
Boy did you fuck up! Go to the police station to make an affidavit? What kind of a police state do you live in? The most you should have to do in a free state is make a statement to the police at the scene and be on your merry way. That's the way it would be done in the Californicate Republic. Hell, the affidavit for a private person's arrest is done in the field here. No point inconveniencing the citizen by dragging them to the station for a shitty little misdemeanor disturbing the peace. If Mr. Crazy kicked your truck hard enough it doesn't take much body damage to make up $400 damage and that makes an easily arrestable felony that the cops just need a victim's statement on.


Apply smileys as appropriate.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 6:01:28 PM EDT
I thought the guy upset over having his picture taken was going to turn out to be a cop,
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 6:35:29 PM EDT
I always imagined Montana as a quiet and serene place, populated with cowboys, indians, and dental floss tycoons. Turns out you got whack-jobs that'll give big city homeless dudes a run for their money - go figure.
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