I left the Post Office after sending off a package to another ARFCOMer, went about 3 blocks and felt I had a flat tire. It was sprinkling a bit so I was in no hurry to jump out and get to changing the tire so I sent a text to my wife letting her know I would be about 20 minutes late, and was in the process of sending another one to the guy I was sending the package to when from behind and to the left a guy came up and started beating on my drivers side window.
Scared the crap out of me, I jumped and hit the lock button, looked the guy over and rolled the window dawn a bit and asked him what the hell he wanted. He stared screaming that I "Better stop taking his fucking picture or he would kick my ass.". I told him to get the fuck away from me and my truck, which was met with more screaming, threats, kicking and pounding on my truck. I stepped out and told him again to just go away, I must have offended him, he got madder. He advanced on me and I moved my coat to expose my 1911 just in case while calling 911 with my free hand (BT headsets FTW). I kept telling him to stay back/leave while talking to dispatch. I told her I was armed and to let the responding officers know. After a little more telling him to get some distance and move across the street, cop are on the way, back off's, etc., he did move across the street. About 30 seconds late 2 cruiser came around the corner.
The first cruiser went by and parked just around the corner, the second stop in the street across from my truck and told my to put my gun in the truck then pulled up near the other cop. The cop who told my to put my gun in the truck came over to talk to me and the other one was talking to what turned out to be a transient nut job. In the end the cops never even looked at my gun, arrested the other guy (after having to take him to the ground and fight with him while he screamed at them that they could suck his dick in the name of god, that they were bitches and he was going to take them out, then tried to kick out the cruiser window, which worked out well for him) and I went down to the PD to fill out an affidavit. Depending on how it works out, I may have to go to court if he pleads not guilty.

Yes, I bladed. Yes, I screamed "You will not kick my truck.". Yes, I had an adrenaline dump, and yes, I immediately went straight to Wal*Mart to get my free power washer after I was done at the PD. No, the cops did not help me with the tire



ETA: Damn, I tried to format the damn thing

Lol wut?

I think the cops should've arrested you for being an ESL student...

Can I borrow the pressure washer?  My driveway has some oil stains.

congrats.

Don't taze me bro!

Awesome story!

Damn dude.  Ummm........

Bull shit it never happened.............unless I see the dash cam video on youtube by 10 tonight it never happened

Should've used the wolf stare. Works every time on nut jobs.

wow what the fuck over damn crazy folk in montana

I'm so jealous.  I have yet to run into a crazy guy or hostile Walmart employee.

Fucking loons, glad no shots were fired. Should have told the cops when they are done fucking around to get to changing your tire. Maybe you and the goofball could have shared the same cell and gotten cozzy tonite

You had your chance and you blew it.

Bad rant. No degree of blading.

Bad submit finger.

If only I had been in K-Mart

I've been short-changed, too.  But, there was this one time in the Greyhound bus station................





 

No MS Paint? Fail!

...and no MS paint..  WTF  

In on one. Glad to hear all worked out for ya.

Wow... Did you post this on your iPhone?

definitely needs MS Paint.
and in on 1.



 

So why were you taking his picture, hmmm?

That's funny as hell.

Written well.... but your formatting still sucks!!!  

5 mg Versed + 5 mg Haldol IM is my weapon of choice against psychos. They get more Versed if they need it, too.

Thorazine is a good catch all too.

That actually is a kind of cool story, bro.  I can imagine his face when you displayed your weapon.

Poop thread?

so who typed this?  you or the crazy transient guy....

Funny thing is, it pissed him off more and he kept say I was going to jail for having a gun. Even told the cops they had to arrest me because it was illegal for me to have it

"Haldol, take me awaaaaaay!"

Fun day Nine  Sometimes fun stuff does happen to regulars!!

So you met an average Obama voter?

Cool horribly written story, bro.

All you had to do was stop takin my goddamn picture.



Asshole.

I like that.   Filed for the future.

LoL glade your safe

I have never learned to type, for hunt and peck, I'm happy with it except indent tags did not work.

Good job on selling the thread with the title.  I was sure your ass was going to end up in jail.

Good story, no apparent bullshit, not over the top, could happen to anyone, etc.  

Are we scoring random stories yet?  I mean shit, if we score dinner pics and rants, quality stories should be worthwhile right?

Proof that you just never know when or where it's going to happen.

that's a new one

Two things.

That nut better be happy he's still around to have a court appearance!

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Sorry for the fail

Boy did you fuck up!  Go to the police station to make an affidavit?  What kind of a police state do you live in?  The most you should have to do in a free state is make a statement to the police at the scene and be on your merry way.  That's the way it would be done in the Californicate Republic.  Hell, the affidavit for a private person's arrest is done in the field here.  No point inconveniencing the citizen by dragging them to the station for a shitty little misdemeanor disturbing the peace.  If Mr. Crazy kicked your truck hard enough it doesn't take much body damage to make up $400 damage and that makes an easily arrestable felony that the cops just need a victim's statement on.


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I thought the guy upset over having his picture taken was going to turn out to be a cop,

I always imagined Montana as a quiet and serene place, populated with cowboys, indians, and dental floss tycoons.  Turns out you got whack-jobs that'll give big city homeless dudes a run for their money - go figure.