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Posted: 9/8/2010 6:50:09 PM EDT
I have nothing else to do tonight.

I have heard it is trash. I am expecting trash.

Let's see how long I last.

Movie will start the moment I post this thread.

Here toy go...

_MaH
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:51:10 PM EDT
good lord it was horrid
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:51:42 PM EDT
Dibs on guns and ammo.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:51:43 PM EDT
The one chick is hot. The other one is pretty nice, too.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:52:00 PM EDT
DON'T DO IT!!!!
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:52:52 PM EDT
It's seriously so bad you will wish you could un-see it.

If you check this thread, eject. Eject, now.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:53:28 PM EDT
I spent half the movie looking for nudie pics of the hot womenz in the movie
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:54:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:55:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/8/2010 6:55:25 PM EDT by TheNamelessOne]
its not to bad if you go into it thinking action movie that has nothing to do with anything and expecting it to suck, I've seen worse.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:55:16 PM EDT
3000 Miles to Grace Land is on instant play as well. It might suck, but at least it is entertaining.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:56:44 PM EDT
That movie was like a dinner pic without a napkin.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:57:33 PM EDT
It's bad. I've seen worse. If you liked the toys or comics as a kid most of the plot will offend you.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:58:10 PM EDT
As a movie it was not very good. The part that made it super shitty was how they ruined the characters and plot by not sticking to the established back-stories.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:02:40 PM EDT
stream The War by Ken Burns instead. Just streamed that over the labor day holiday and loved it, there was a lot of footage that I've never seen before.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:05:01 PM EDT
Sienna Miller in leather is the only reason to watch that movie.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:30:26 PM EDT
Time out.

This Duke cat "tested within the top half percentile" of anyone they've ever evaluated...

...yet he waits until the enemy is feet away from him to cock the hammer on his 1911?

So much for half the battle...

_MaH
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:51:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mhoffman:
Time out.

This Duke cat "tested within the top half percentile" of anyone they've ever evaluated...

...yet he waits until the enemy is feet away from him to cock the hammer on his 1911?

So much for half the battle...

_MaH


Oh come on now, not everyone can be...

well, I tried to find that 'WOLVERINES!' picture I made of your mountain climb, but no luck. I was going to post that where this text is.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:55:39 PM EDT
Dude it's an outrageously bad movie Even my wife caught the part where the guy racked a round into the chamber, then inserted the mag and shot someone
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:58:33 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:02:18 PM EDT
Maybe 500 great movies to watch on there, probably some that would really stir your soup bowl and you pick GI Joe?

Masochist.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:48:49 PM EDT
Time out.

AGAIN.

"They're blowing the ice pack - there's a bunch of ice that's about to come down on you."



In what kind of crazy fucked up world is this where ice SINKS???

Ungh...

_MaH
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:50:20 PM EDT
Body Massage
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:57:38 PM EDT
It's over. It sucked.

I knew this going in, but the extent of it was something I thought impossibly exaggerated.

Now I know.

And knowing is half the battle.

I feel like I need to see 10 movies without any CGI of any kind just to balance out this one. So much CGI, I seriously felt nauseous.

_MaH
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:58:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mhoffman:
It's over. It sucked.

I knew this going in, but the extent of it was something I thought impossibly exaggerated.

Now I know.

And knowing is half the battle.

I feel like I need to see 10 movies without any CGI of any kind just to balance out this one. So much CGI, I seriously felt nauseous.

_MaH


Go watch Antichrist. Its streamable on Netflix now. It'll cancel out EVERYTHING you just saw, I garuntee it.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:59:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By R_Fury:
3000 Miles to Grace Land is on instant play as well. It might suck, but at least it is entertaining.


3000 Miles to Graceland was one of those movies that is so bad its good. I mean I know its a bad movie but I really enjoyed it.

GI Joe on the other hand, was pure shit, IMO.

Plus two of the male leads are huge anti-2A douche bags.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 9:01:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mhoffman:
It's over. It sucked.

I knew this going in, but the extent of it was something I thought impossibly exaggerated.

Now I know.

And knowing is half the battle.

I feel like I need to see 10 movies without any CGI of any kind just to balance out this one. So much CGI, I seriously felt nauseous.

_MaH

Go watch the first G.I. Joe movie.


Link Posted: 9/8/2010 9:11:36 PM EDT
Oh man. I already had forgotten about that movie. A couple weeks ago, there was a thread about worst movies. I said "Stealth" but GI Joe is right up there.

Simply terrible.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 9:37:17 PM EDT
Grab a few beers and try not to throw anything at the tv
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 9:38:37 PM EDT
At least Scarlett was HAWT.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 9:43:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Matthew_Q:
At least Scarlett was HAWT.


It was heavily distracted by the constant, and persistent, BWEEEEEEE from her laser-guided, stolen-from-The-5th-Element crossbow.

Every damn guy she shot.

BWEEEEEEE BWEEEEEEE BWEEEEEEE BWEEEEEEE BWEEEEEEE BWEEEEEEE



_MaH
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 9:43:54 PM EDT

Thank you mhoffman, you saved my life ... kinda

Im going to make sure I dont get that bored and make the mistake mhoffman did
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 9:45:15 PM EDT
I'm convinced this movie's ashes were what was in the Ark of the Covenant in the Raiders of the Lost Ark...

There is no other possible abomination that could make Nazis melt like this movie could..
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 9:45:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DannyGlover:

Thank you mhoffman, you saved my life ... kinda

Im going to make sure I dont get that bored and make the mistake mhoffman did


I'm just fulfilling the destiny so many of my childhood teachers foretold me:

"You will be an example to others when you're older. An example of what not to do."

_MaH
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 9:57:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/8/2010 9:57:45 PM EDT by Exp44]
Originally Posted By DannyGlover:

Thank you mhoffman, you saved my life ... kinda

Im going to make sure I dont get that bored and make the mistake mhoffman did


+1 I -almost- clicked 'play' on GI Joe, then I went and re-watched The Godfather Part II instead. I think I made out pretty well on that deal.

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Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:02:47 PM EDT
It's gotta be better than Transformers 2....

Made it about 1/2 way through the opening credits of that one, before I succumbed to excessive CGI Robot Bullshit ("Look - my big fake titanium pussy turned itself into a giant steel penis!")
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:09:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By WarWeapon762:
I'm convinced this movie's ashes were what was in the Ark of the Covenant in the Raiders of the Lost Ark...

There is no other possible abomination that could make Nazis melt like this movie could..


Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:14:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By WarWeapon762:
I'm convinced this movie's ashes were what was in the Ark of the Covenant in the Raiders of the Lost Ark...

There is no other possible abomination that could make Nazis melt like this movie could..

Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:26:03 PM EDT
Garbage
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:26:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BobRoberts:
I spent half the movie looking for nudie pics of the hot womenz in the movie



Sooooooooooooo
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