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Posted: 9/8/2010 3:40:08 PM EDT
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/funny/ballsy-suspect-hid-cash-self

Ballsy Suspect Hid Cash On Self



Feds: Fraudster tied $1540 to scrotum with shoelace



SEPTEMBER 7––In a revelation that will spawn a slew of jokes about the size of one fraud suspect’s balls, a Florida man arrested Friday was found with more than $1500 tied to his scrotum with a shoelace, according to federal investigators.

The cash was lashed to the nether regions of Steven Black, one of five defendants named last week in a criminal complaint charging them with conspiracy, identity theft, and fraud. Black, 22, and his codefendants allegedly traveled from Florida to Missouri as part of a credit card and check fraud ring, according to filings in U.S. District Court in St. Louis.

According to an affidavit sworn by Secret Service Agent Bryce Husack, Black was busted last Monday after fleeing from a car that was being chased by local cops. "A search of Black pursuant to his arrest revealed $1,540.00 in currency tied to his scrotum with a shoe lace,” reported Husack.

Husack’s affidavit, a copy of which you’ll find here, does not detail the denominations of the bills recovered, nor does it disclose who was charged with counting the loot. It also offers no insight as to why Black eschewed a wallet or money clip in favor of his private protuberance.

Black’s rap sheet includes collars for cocaine possession, grand theft, tampering with evidence, resisting arrest, and pot possession, according to court records. Black’s attorney, Daniel Juengel, did not return a TSG call seeking comment about his client, who remains in federal custody. (2 pages)

Link Posted: 9/8/2010 3:43:38 PM EDT
That's nuts!
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 3:45:00 PM EDT
that took balls
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 3:46:12 PM EDT
He was pretty cocksure about his hiding spot
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 3:46:20 PM EDT
Ballsy to say the least.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 3:47:15 PM EDT
Bank Teller: Does this money smell funny to you?
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 3:55:12 PM EDT
Looks like we might have a few singles in circulation that smell like vinegar pretty soon
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 3:56:40 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 4:04:13 PM EDT
Dude eveyone knows you can't put bills in your coin purse
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 4:09:14 PM EDT
He was obviously the black bag man.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 4:10:21 PM EDT
See, I knew this was your thread before I even looked at the username.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 4:23:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JCKnife:
See, I knew this was your thread before I even looked at the username.

Gotta have SOMETHING to laugh about in these times.
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