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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:24:06 PM EDT
when pics of girls with a little meat are posted they are called hogs.

when pics of skinny women are posted they are called knobby knees.

is there something or someone we can agree on to satify everyone?
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:26:41 PM EDT
That one athlete chick holding the javelin or whatever the hell it's called.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:29:15 PM EDT
S E Cupp
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:30:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HiredHitman:
That one athlete chick holding the javelin or whatever the hell it's called.


And she was underage when that pic was taken too.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:30:24 PM EDT
Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:30:30 PM EDT
My wife is perfect for me, all that I care about.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:30:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By HiredHitman:
That one athlete chick holding the javelin or whatever the hell it's called.


Are you talking about Allison Stokke? She is a POLE VAULTER.





Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:30:48 PM EDT
Breathing.

But after reading GD for a couple years, even that's debatable.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:30:50 PM EDT
Huge tits
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:31:09 PM EDT
I like simple women. Low maintenance, capable of taking care of themselves. One that looks good without makeup put on with a freakin' paint sprayer. A woman that likes the outdoors and enjoying the simple things in life...sadly I think a lot more women would be like this if it weren't for the media.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:31:35 PM EDT
Why are you posting pictures of my wife on the internet again!!!! Havnt I warned you!
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:31:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Furyataurus:
Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba


A huge +1 to that. First two to come to mind.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:31:59 PM EDT
Too many variables for consensus. Not to mention the same broad looking like two different people from one week to the next.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:32:40 PM EDT
Sloan from Entourage.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:34:17 PM EDT


Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:34:50 PM EDT
Alison Haislip from g4tv
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:35:21 PM EDT
The perfect woman has a 5 position switch in the middle of her back.
Those positions are:

1. FUCK
2. SUCK
3. COOK
4. CLEAN
5. OFF

After completion of any selected cycle the switch reverts to - OFF
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:36:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:36:35 PM EDT
Deaf, mute, nymphomaniac that loves to cook, clean and clean guns.


Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:36:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:37:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LIINTLICKR:
http://i54.tinypic.com/vmsnid.jpg


natalie portman?

way too liberal!

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:38:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2010 2:38:44 PM EDT by nosliw]
over the last couple years it's been more about who i'm a better match with than anything.

but seriously elisha cuthbert
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:38:32 PM EDT
Welcome everybody to this place
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
We got everything the only thing that we lack
Is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac

I wanna rich young dumb nyphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll give her great big tits and a little bitty ass
A fuckin' machine that never runs out of gas
A body like a bodies never seen before
She recently inherited a liquor store

I wanna rich young dumb nyphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Yeah she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight
She doesn't give 2 shits if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile
We take off our clothes and then we fuck in a pile

I wanna rich young dumb nyphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Make her a magic finger mama that can roll up my doobs
The best in the west at cookin' Chinese food
She doesn't like to shop but she doesn't wear clothes
She always compliments me on the size of my hose

I wanna rich young dumb nyphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll make her 3 feet tall
And stand about to here
With a flat spot on her head where I can rest my beer

I wanna rich young dumb nyphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:38:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By oldcatdriver:
The perfect woman has a 5 position switch in the middle of her back.
Those positions are:

1. FUCK
2. SUCK
3. COOK
4. CLEAN
5. OFF

After completion of any selected cycle the switch reverts to - OFF


I know i shouldn't, but what the hell....................
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:39:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
Originally Posted By LIINTLICKR:
http://i54.tinypic.com/vmsnid.jpg


natalie portman?

way too liberal!



If you can have fantasies, you can make her personality whatever you want......duh.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:39:15 PM EDT
i like the good looking skinny ones
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:40:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2010 2:41:29 PM EDT by Dave_A]

Originally Posted By Kuraki:
Too many variables for consensus. Not to mention the same broad looking like two different people from one week to the next.

Too many different types of guys here, too...

For example, some folks have considered Paris Hilton 'hot' because apparently a total lack of morality or the belief that she 'will do anything' makes up for the fact that she looks like a tall 10yo...

Others like various 'features' you generally don't find on a skinny lady without massive & expensive surgery...

Vs those who don't find plastic women 'fantastic' at all...

You will rarely if ever get an agreement on body-type, and that's without considering personality/intelegence/etc...

(For example, I have no desire to have a 'silent sammich-maker/live blow-up doll' for a wife - self sufficiency & an understanding of the world is a must-have... Other guys here seem to think that the perfect woman is one who's absolutely quiet and exists just to do things for them...)


Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:40:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
Originally Posted By LIINTLICKR:
http://i54.tinypic.com/vmsnid.jpg


natalie portman?

way too liberal!



It's not her, it's that cook chick...and she looks like a bobble head...her head is WAY to big for her body.

But I'd still hit it.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:41:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Miles_Urbanus:
Originally Posted By HiredHitman:
That one athlete chick holding the javelin or whatever the hell it's called.


Are you talking about Allison Stokke? She is a POLE VAULTER.

<a href="http://img266.imageshack.us/i/imageaxdw.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4915/imageaxdw.jpg</a>





She's hot. No doubt.

She's great looking and in great shape but it's more than that (no it's not, yes it is, no it's not). Her dedication to sport both shows and builds character. I don't know her and I probably never will but all else being equal I think there is a better chance someone with this kind of dedication to a sport would be a great person.

She's hot.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:41:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LIINTLICKR:
http://i54.tinypic.com/vmsnid.jpg


You sir, gave wonderful taste.
?
Wait a second...she has an enormous forehead! And look at those teeth? What? does she bleach them? And that is NOT how you cook Veal Saltimbocca! I am distgusted sir.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:42:25 PM EDT
Rich enough to keep me and likes to go on solo vacations, perhaps lasting decades.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:43:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
Originally Posted By LIINTLICKR:
http://i54.tinypic.com/vmsnid.jpg


natalie portman?

way too liberal!



Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:43:41 PM EDT
This is very interesting information.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:44:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Dave_A:
(For example, I have no desire to have a 'silent sammich-maker/live blow-up doll' for a wife - self sufficiency & an understanding of the world is a must-have... Other guys here seem to think that the perfect woman is one who's absolutely quiet and exists just to do things for them...)

This.

If I wanted a damned robot I'd buy a Honda Asimo.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:44:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Miles_Urbanus:
Originally Posted By HiredHitman:
That one athlete chick holding the javelin or whatever the hell it's called.


Are you talking about Allison Stokke? She is a POLE VAULTER.

<a href="http://img266.imageshack.us/i/imageaxdw.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4915/imageaxdw.jpg</a>





Looks like this. Makes 100k +, has the five position switch mentioned above and knows when to STFU.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:45:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:45:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2010 2:45:48 PM EDT by DnPRK]

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
Originally Posted By LIINTLICKR:
http://i54.tinypic.com/vmsnid.jpg


natalie portman?

way too liberal!


Giada De Laurentis

She makes a mean sammich
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:47:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2010 2:49:17 PM EDT by PROFESSORCHAOS]
Originally Posted By Miles_Urbanus:
Originally Posted By HiredHitman:
That one athlete chick holding the javelin or whatever the hell it's called.


Are you talking about Allison Stokke? She is a POLE VAULTER.

<a href="http://img266.imageshack.us/i/imageaxdw.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4915/imageaxdw.jpg</a>





I vote for this. Physically, anyway. But can she cook?
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:48:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cornholio123:
Originally Posted By Miles_Urbanus:
Originally Posted By HiredHitman:
That one athlete chick holding the javelin or whatever the hell it's called.


Are you talking about Allison Stokke? She is a POLE VAULTER.

<a href="http://img266.imageshack.us/i/imageaxdw.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4915/imageaxdw.jpg</a>





She's hot. No doubt.

She's great looking and in great shape but it's more than that (no it's not, yes it is, no it's not). Her dedication to sport both shows and builds character. I don't know her and I probably never will but all else being equal I think there is a better chance someone with this kind of dedication to a sport would be a great person.

She's hot.

I've never seen anyone else make this connection. I think half the reason I find athletic women, like the Crossfit BOTD types, so attractive is because it takes a lot of dedication, a lot of work, and the willingness to make yourself uncomfortable to get into that kind of shape. A woman who will do that is attractive as hell, the hard body is a bonus.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:55:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
S E Cupp

and


Originally Posted By HiredHitman:
That one athlete chick holding the javelin or whatever the hell it's called. Allison Stokke

making out.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:56:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
Deaf, mute, nymphomaniac that loves to cook, clean and clean guns.




and owns a liquor store!

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:57:19 PM EDT
My idea of the perfect woman is mine.

5'5, ~100 lbs , well proportioned, can cook, can shoot, conservative almost to a fault, i can't think of anything bad to say about her.


Granted, I've only known her 3 months
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:57:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:58:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2010 2:58:58 PM EDT by Calgunner]
A feisty swarthy Iranian Jewish woman about 40 with those fine little hairs on & around the demples on the lower back .
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:59:09 PM EDT
Anna Kournikova, the last year she played tennis.



/faint
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:01:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LIINTLICKR:
http://i54.tinypic.com/vmsnid.jpg


She has a wide head
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:02:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2010 3:04:29 PM EDT by ElevenO]
Shannon Bream of Fox News.


ETA:
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:02:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Miles_Urbanus:
Originally Posted By HiredHitman:
That one athlete chick holding the javelin or whatever the hell it's called.


Are you talking about Allison Stokke? She is a POLE VAULTER.

<a href="http://img266.imageshack.us/i/imageaxdw.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4915/imageaxdw.jpg</a>





Oh goodness me....


Fap, fap, fap...

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:03:38 PM EDT
warm?
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:07:00 PM EDT
Three feet tall, fold-back teeth, and pistol grip ears.

The top of her head is flat so I can set my beer there when I'm watching the game.



Just kidding.

Two arms and two legs, and that's negotiable.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:07:24 PM EDT
Mila Kunis



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