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Posted: 9/5/2010 11:59:48 AM EDT
Cover me. I'm going in.

Sincerely, Penis"


Link Posted: 9/5/2010 1:10:24 PM EDT
I like that site, some clever little writings in there.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 1:36:45 PM EDT
A bumper sticker: Use condoms, it helps prevent minivans.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 1:37:34 PM EDT
hahahahah, that site is hillarious.

Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 1:45:27 PM EDT
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 1:57:02 PM EDT
Dear Kids on my Street (And their ignorant parents),

Please get out of the street. Don't stare at me and expect me to drive around your basketball game to get home. The road is for cars. Next time, you'll be under mine.

Sincerely, I Will Mow Down the Little Fuckers.

Link Posted: 9/5/2010 2:10:31 PM EDT

Dear Waldo,

If you and I got together, we'd have some seriously invisible babies.

Sincerely, Carmen Sandiego.

Link Posted: 9/5/2010 6:46:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:

Dear Waldo,

If you and I got together, we'd have some seriously invisible babies.

Sincerely, Carmen Sandiego.

Link Posted: 9/5/2010 11:10:05 PM EDT
I foresee myself doing a lot less studying this week, and my first exam of the semester is on Wednesday.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 11:50:33 PM EDT
You spend 9 months of your life trying to get out of it. Then the rest of your life trying to get back in.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 11:57:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2010 12:16:22 AM EDT by NSFJojo]
Dear Saturn,

I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

Sincerely, God.
Dear rapist in Lincoln Park,

You don't hafta' come and confess. We lookin' fuh you. WE GON' FIND YOU. So you can run and tell THAT, homeboy.

Sincerely, Antoine Dodson.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 11:58:22 PM EDT
Dear Nickelback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, The World.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 12:46:21 AM EDT
Dear Math,
Please grow up and solve your own damn problems. I don't have time for yours AND mine.
Sincerely, Screw the Value of X

I laughed.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:34:31 AM EDT
Dear Obama,
Harder than it looked, huh?
Sincerely, George W.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:39:32 AM EDT
Dear girls,
If you can read this, make me a sammich.
Sincerely, a boy.

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:45:59 AM EDT

Dear person reading this,
You're here because you're actively procrastinating or avoiding real work, aren't you? It's OK...me too.
Sincerely, I'll work tomorrow.

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:48:59 AM EDT
Dear Santa,
Apparently you kissed mommy under the mistletoe. When you slide down my chimney next year there will be a broom handle waiting to sodomize you.
Sincerely, Overprotective son.

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:55:06 AM EDT
Dear black thing on the floor, I thought you were a chocolate chip... Sincerely, Shouldn't have eaten that

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:11:14 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:51:09 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2010 4:53:01 AM EDT by CouncilOfDave]
Great find OP.

Dear 2012,

I don't think they are buying it.

Sincerely, Y2K.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:51:10 AM EDT
Dear Mr. Matthews,
Please stop coming to my fence and asking for advice. We all have our problems like me wanting to water my plants in peace.
Sincerely, Mr. Feeny.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 6:48:28 AM EDT
Dear America,

Please relax. It slides in easier of you do,

Sincerely, President Obama
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