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Posted: 9/3/2010 6:36:41 PM EDT
So last week me and my friend go to a strip club. (just for the record we live about 3 hours from the Texas-Mexico border) While at the strip club my buddy notices a girl whom he used to go to school with (college) he knows her name and where she is from, (Rio Grande) but nothing else. So he quickly takes a liking to her and ends up getting countless lap dances from her as well as her phone number. All week he tries texting her to try to get to "know" her, but she gives him the run around all week. So, today we go to the gym to workout and he's texting her and she invites him to her "Families ranch", he thinks this is wierd since they dont even know each other. When he asks where the ranch is her response is MEXICO!!!! This immedietly sends off red flags for both of us and he responds "no thanks I prefer my kidneys not be sold on the black market" So what do you guys think? To me no pie is worth the risk of being decapatated.
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 6:39:16 PM EDT
family's ranch = S.S.S. aka stop texting
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 6:40:49 PM EDT
She probably wants him to drive. So she can smuggle guns and ammo into Mexico for her cartel friends in his car/truck instead of her own.
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 6:41:26 PM EDT
Run.
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 6:41:28 PM EDT
I ain't lost a damned thing in Mexico, and I sure as hell wouldn't go down there for some pie.
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 6:41:43 PM EDT
I would go and get pie then lose my kidneys
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 6:42:13 PM EDT
Your friend kept texting her for a week without reply?

...and you think the disturbing portion of this equation is the stripper?
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 6:44:14 PM EDT
Kidneys was the first thing that came to my mind before I even finished reading
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 6:46:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2010 6:48:38 PM EDT by jake550]
She's going to try to get him to smuggle either aliens or narcotics across the border...No doubt about it..

ETA: she'll drive him down there and have him drive back in a vehicle thats loaded with something - he may not even know it's loaded...Stripper + Mexico = going to jail...
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 6:46:31 PM EDT
This stuff is legal, no sweat bringing it across the border, lets just hide it though so there won't be any hassles.
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 6:47:15 PM EDT
So, yeah, strippers aren't the most stable relationships anyway. Your friend made a proper ejection.
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 6:51:49 PM EDT
ok cant believe the new guy is the first to say this

pics or BS
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 6:52:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jake550:
She's going to try to get him to smuggle either aliens or narcotics across the border...No doubt about it..

ETA: she'll drive him down there and have him drive back in a vehicle thats loaded with something - he may not even know it's loaded...Stripper + Mexico = going to jail...

Stripper + Mexico = your probably going to die
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 6:53:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 6:54:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 7:02:50 PM EDT
He should fo and score some Mexico Coke for Arfcom.
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 7:02:59 PM EDT
You never pay for Proof of Life.
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 7:12:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 7:13:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Evil_ATF:
Your friend kept texting her for a week without reply?

...and you think the disturbing portion of this equation is the stripper?


Haha aint that the damn truth!!
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 7:15:24 PM EDT
If you dont jump all over that opportunity, youre a pussy.
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 7:17:59 PM EDT
I'm sure a stripper wouldn't know how to string a guy along and get money from them. Nothing to worry about. He should go.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 5:43:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By WAMJR:
Kidneys was the first thing that came to my mind before I even finished reading


"Turistas" comes to mind...
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 5:46:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Evil_ATF:
Your friend kept texting her for a week without reply?

...and you think the disturbing portion of this equation is the stripper?

that's kind of a snap judgement, don't you think? we haven't even seen pics yet.

Link Posted: 9/5/2010 5:49:07 AM EDT
doooo etttt!!!!
whats the worse thing that can happen.....
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 5:49:53 AM EDT

fuck that, maybe in 1998. In high school I used to go to mexico and get drunk and party in laredo. Not any more!
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 5:52:10 AM EDT
Dude, the whole thing looks legit. I'd tell him nothing sounds safer or more fun than Mexico with a stripper you don't know.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 5:54:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Evil_ATF:
Your friend kept texting her for a week without reply?

...and you think the disturbing portion of this equation is the stripper?


No kidding, he's actually trying to date a stripper that doesn't want to talk to him.

"She was really into me at the club dude."
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 5:54:53 AM EDT
Run of to Mexico with a stripper, thats some serious class.

His life will be unicorns and rainbows from here on in
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 6:27:39 AM EDT
kidnapped and held for ransom body parts sent back to the US
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 6:39:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/5/2010 6:40:34 AM EDT by 0699TeufelHnd]
Google: Matamoros Murders and Mark Kilroy
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 6:40:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/5/2010 6:41:59 AM EDT by Schadenfreuda]
Ever see the movie;

From Dusk Till Dawn?
I think that kidneys would be the least of your worries.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 6:43:11 AM EDT
I've always said that guys that fuck 'round with strippers are asking for it. But a trip to the family ranch in Mexico? What could possibly go wrong?

Link Posted: 9/5/2010 6:45:38 AM EDT
Seems legit. Tell him to stop being a pussy and go get some.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 6:45:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 6:48:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 6:51:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PROFESSORCHAOS:
Seems legit. Tell him to stop being a pussy and go get some.


Would YOU do it? Seriously...

Already been to Cd. Juarez (1997); that place is not worth being stuck/shot/kidnapped/deballed/decapitated/or-otherwise-leave-any-vital-organ-over-there over pussy. TRUST ME!
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 6:55:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/5/2010 6:57:33 AM EDT by PROFESSORCHAOS]
Originally Posted By Black-Tiger:
Originally Posted By PROFESSORCHAOS:
Seems legit. Tell him to stop being a pussy and go get some.


Would YOU do it? Seriously...

Already been to Cd. Juarez (1997); that place is not worth being stuck/shot/kidnapped/deballed/decapitated/or-otherwise-leave-any-vital-organ-over-there over pussy. TRUST ME!


Of course I wouldn't do it. But it's ok with me if he does

I spent a few hours in Matamoros once. That was enough Mexico for me. No need to go back.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 6:58:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Black-Tiger:
Originally Posted By PROFESSORCHAOS:
Seems legit. Tell him to stop being a pussy and go get some.


Would YOU do it? Seriously...

Already been to Cd. Juarez (1997); that place is not worth being stuck/shot/kidnapped/deballed/decapitated/or-otherwise-leave-any-vital-organ-over-there over pussy. TRUST ME!



Sarcasm detector.......turn it on.

Link Posted: 9/5/2010 7:03:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hkmp5s:

Originally Posted By jake550:
She's going to try to get him to smuggle either aliens or narcotics across the border...No doubt about it..

ETA: she'll drive him down there and have him drive back in a vehicle thats loaded with something - he may not even know it's loaded...Stripper + Mexico = going to jail...

Stripper + Mexico = your probably going to die


Yep. Gonna see your face on a milk carton somewhere

Link Posted: 9/5/2010 7:05:44 AM EDT
Your 'friend' needs to follow his heart.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 7:06:39 AM EDT


He has the chance to spend a weekend with an exotic entertainer in an exotic locale? then maybe have his trip paid for by world renowned international import/export businessmen? Sounds like a lucky guy.

Have him drop off his guns and ammo at your house first, its win-win for everyone.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 7:08:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/5/2010 7:10:45 AM EDT by 0699TeufelHnd]
Originally Posted By Drsalee:
Originally Posted By Black-Tiger:
Originally Posted By PROFESSORCHAOS:
Seems legit. Tell him to stop being a pussy and go get some.


Would YOU do it? Seriously...

Already been to Cd. Juarez (1997); that place is not worth being stuck/shot/kidnapped/deballed/decapitated/or-otherwise-leave-any-vital-organ-over-there over pussy. TRUST ME!



Sarcasm detector.......turn it on.



Careful, he'll take you to the pit like KA3B.

Link Posted: 9/5/2010 7:12:02 AM EDT
dibs on guns.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 7:14:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Drsalee:
Originally Posted By Black-Tiger:
Originally Posted By PROFESSORCHAOS:
Seems legit. Tell him to stop being a pussy and go get some.


Would YOU do it? Seriously...

Already been to Cd. Juarez (1997); that place is not worth being stuck/shot/kidnapped/deballed/decapitated/or-otherwise-leave-any-vital-organ-over-there over pussy. TRUST ME!



Sarcasm detector.......turn it on.



Indeed. OP, my original comment was made in jest and your friend should NOT go to Mexico with a stripper.

Link Posted: 9/5/2010 7:15:35 AM EDT
He will wake up without a kidney....
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 9:24:58 AM EDT
The only way i would go to Mexico is with an ACR to back me up.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 9:29:18 AM EDT


Ahh go ahead ––- I dare `ya!
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 9:31:39 AM EDT
FO!
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 9:33:10 AM EDT
Hopefully he hasn't procreated yet. That kind of stupid needs to be stopped before it spreads.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 9:42:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By AR15fan:
She probably wants him to drive. So she can smuggle guns and ammo into Mexico for her cartel friends in his car/truck instead of her own.


this is exactly what's going on. he's either going to be an unknowing drug mule, or get his car stolen and his head detached.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 9:44:46 AM EDT
Admiral Ackbar knows what the truth of the matter is.
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