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Posted: 4/12/2002 6:24:03 PM EDT
but he gets it back.
Monday April 08 03:39 PM EDT Police Dog Severs Suspect's Penis A suspected robber is recovering Monday after a police dog bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, according to a Local 6 News report. Authorities said that three men walked into the At Cost Liquor Store in Pinellas County, Fla., and allegedly stole a pack of cigarettes. A store worker reportedly chased the men outside and wrote down the license plate number of the suspects' car. After a brief chase, the men crashed their car and ran. Police said that a K-9 named "Scooby" caught up with one of the alleged suspects. The dog first bit the suspect on the buttocks and then bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, according to police. The suspect was rushed to a local hospital where doctors reattached the suspect's penis.
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[url]dailynews.yahoo.com/h/wkmg/20020408/lo/1155453_1.html[/url] Ah, ah, like, that's gotta hurt.
Link Posted: 4/12/2002 6:25:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/12/2002 6:25:59 PM EDT by IMHO]
Was that really "Chopper" from "Stand By Me"? (The Body)
Link Posted: 4/12/2002 6:37:06 PM EDT
RUH RO! Somebody please get the photoshop fired up.
Link Posted: 4/12/2002 6:40:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/12/2002 6:43:44 PM EDT
What kind of cigarettes? Unfiltered?
Link Posted: 4/12/2002 6:47:06 PM EDT
Police said that a K-9 named "Scooby" caught up with one of the alleged suspects. The dog first bit the suspect on the buttocks and then bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, according to police.
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HEE HEE! Now that is what you call a Scooby Snack!!!!
Link Posted: 4/12/2002 8:35:37 PM EDT
Why did they reattach it? Someone want these guys breeding?
Link Posted: 4/12/2002 8:50:13 PM EDT
What a trade! No Nic-fitz for FRANKENPENIS!
Link Posted: 4/12/2002 8:55:47 PM EDT
Frankenpenis? LMAO!!!!! [:D][:D][:D]
Link Posted: 4/12/2002 9:02:25 PM EDT
Sounds like he's been a couple inches off his whole life. This won't help!
Link Posted: 4/12/2002 9:03:32 PM EDT
Frankenpenis - that was one of John Bobbits porno movies after he got "Bobbitized". Maybe the can start a new "secret society" - for Severed Members Only!
Link Posted: 4/12/2002 9:55:50 PM EDT
Man! That's gotta work better than the patch. coyote3
Link Posted: 4/12/2002 10:02:58 PM EDT
Darwinian evolution at it's finest!
Link Posted: 4/12/2002 11:22:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Aggie1: HEE HEE! Now that is what you call a Scooby Snack!!!!
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Dammit! You beat me to it!
Link Posted: 4/13/2002 6:32:25 AM EDT
The guy will probably go on to make a fortune in porno!
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