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Posted: 9/3/2010 9:21:10 AM EDT
Ok, I have a theory about how the Islamic countries can create so many people willing to blow themselves all to hell.

1 - Faggotry is forbidden by Islam.

2 - Faggotry is rampant is Muslim countries.

3 - Dying (martyrdom) in a holy war forgives ALL sins and sends you straight to paradise. (72 virgins and all that, sex of virgins not known)

4 - Boys are turned into sex toys for men before they understand the 3 points above.

5 - Upon reaching adulthood, the abused boys are no longer considered "sexy" by the men and are also now aware that they are going to go to hell for all the assfucking.

6 - 18-25 year old Muslim men are the primary human weapon in the war because they are being given the option of going to Paradise even after all the butt-secks.

I think that these sex boys are serving a dual purpose, when young, for pleasure, when adult for death.
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 9:28:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By phatmax:
Ok, I have a theory about how the Islamic countries can create so many people willing to blow themselves all to hell.

1 - Faggotry is forbidden by Islam.

2 - Faggotry is rampant is Muslim countries.

3 - Dying (martyrdom) in a holy war forgives ALL sins and sends you straight to paradise. (72 virgins and all that, sex of virgins not known)

4 - Boys are turned into sex toys for men before they understand the 3 points above.

5 - Upon reaching adulthood, the abused boys are no longer considered "sexy" by the men and are also now aware that they are going to go to hell for all the assfucking.

6 - 18-25 year old Muslim men are the primary human weapon in the war because they are being given the option of going to Paradise even after all the butt-secks.

I think that these sex boys are serving a dual purpose, when young, for pleasure, when adult for death.

Heresay or personal experience?
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 9:29:23 AM EDT
As backward as those sandtards are, I wouldn't be surprised if that theory is actually right on.
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 9:30:00 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Hetzer1:

Originally Posted By phatmax:
Ok, I have a theory about how the Islamic countries can create so many people willing to blow themselves all to hell.

1 - Faggotry is forbidden by Islam.

2 - Faggotry is rampant is Muslim countries.

3 - Dying (martyrdom) in a holy war forgives ALL sins and sends you straight to paradise. (72 virgins and all that, sex of virgins not known)

4 - Boys are turned into sex toys for men before they understand the 3 points above.

5 - Upon reaching adulthood, the abused boys are no longer considered "sexy" by the men and are also now aware that they are going to go to hell for all the assfucking.

6 - 18-25 year old Muslim men are the primary human weapon in the war because they are being given the option of going to Paradise even after all the butt-secks.

I think that these sex boys are serving a dual purpose, when young, for pleasure, when adult for death.

Heresay or personal experience?


Don't pay much attention do you?

It is well documented.
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 9:32:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By patio87:
As backward as those sandtards are, I wouldn't be surprised if that theory is actually right on.


It might just be an unintended consequence of their sexual behavior that the terrorist types are taking advantage of.
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 9:33:38 AM EDT
this thread is racist against faggots.
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 9:33:58 AM EDT
Makes sense
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 9:34:50 AM EDT
The buttsecks is just another symptom of a totally fucked culture and belief system, and not the root cause. Their scripture is easily perverted, and radical readings don't require their participants to feel condemned before becoming murderers. They'd still have their martyrs if all their dicks fell off.
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 9:35:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By phatmax:
Originally Posted By Hetzer1:

Originally Posted By phatmax:
Ok, I have a theory about how the Islamic countries can create so many people willing to blow themselves all to hell.

1 - Faggotry is forbidden by Islam.

2 - Faggotry is rampant is Muslim countries.

3 - Dying (martyrdom) in a holy war forgives ALL sins and sends you straight to paradise. (72 virgins and all that, sex of virgins not known)

4 - Boys are turned into sex toys for men before they understand the 3 points above.

5 - Upon reaching adulthood, the abused boys are no longer considered "sexy" by the men and are also now aware that they are going to go to hell for all the assfucking.

6 - 18-25 year old Muslim men are the primary human weapon in the war because they are being given the option of going to Paradise even after all the butt-secks.

I think that these sex boys are serving a dual purpose, when young, for pleasure, when adult for death.

Heresay or personal experience?


Don't pay much attention do you?

It is well documented.


Maybe planning a vacation?
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 9:36:15 AM EDT
OP's got a point...
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 9:37:20 AM EDT
how come I havent seen any suicide bombers in short shorts on rollerskates?
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 9:38:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Originally Posted By phatmax:
Originally Posted By Hetzer1:

Originally Posted By phatmax:
Ok, I have a theory about how the Islamic countries can create so many people willing to blow themselves all to hell.

1 - Faggotry is forbidden by Islam.

2 - Faggotry is rampant is Muslim countries.

3 - Dying (martyrdom) in a holy war forgives ALL sins and sends you straight to paradise. (72 virgins and all that, sex of virgins not known)

4 - Boys are turned into sex toys for men before they understand the 3 points above.

5 - Upon reaching adulthood, the abused boys are no longer considered "sexy" by the men and are also now aware that they are going to go to hell for all the assfucking.

6 - 18-25 year old Muslim men are the primary human weapon in the war because they are being given the option of going to Paradise even after all the butt-secks.

I think that these sex boys are serving a dual purpose, when young, for pleasure, when adult for death.

Heresay or personal experience?


Don't pay much attention do you?

It is well documented.


Maybe planning a vacation?


Says the member with a porn-star name

Link Posted: 9/3/2010 9:42:07 AM EDT
Bend over & Grab those skinny ankles ("American Me" style)
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 9:44:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By koorva:
how come I havent seen any suicide bombers in short shorts on rollerskates?


Because if they are blowing themselves up in the hope that Allah will forgive them for their gheyness, I don't think they want to show up in the afterlife with their ass hanging out and going 'Oh, just fabulous, I love what you've done with the place!'
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 9:47:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By -Tex-:
Originally Posted By koorva:
how come I havent seen any suicide bombers in short shorts on rollerskates?


Because if they are blowing themselves up in the hope that Allah will forgive them for their gheyness, I don't think they want to show up in the afterlife with their ass hanging out and going 'Oh, just fabulous, I love what you've done with the place!'
Gay guy on rollerskates with a bomb.
Possible plot for Speed 3?


Link Posted: 9/3/2010 9:47:26 AM EDT
Nice try, but way too complex. A very strong religious influence is really all that is at work though. Horny men living forced to live segregated from women by strong religious influence turn to homosexual behavior to get off just like some men do in prison. Strong religious influence leads people to believe that suicide attacks are acceptable. This isn't about "the gay" it is about the overbearing influence of islam in a society.
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 9:57:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Soybomb:
Nice try, but way too complex. A very strong religious influence is really all that is at work though. Horny men living forced to live segregated from women by strong religious influence turn to homosexual behavior to get off just like some men do in prison. Strong religious influence leads people to believe that suicide attacks are acceptable. This isn't about "the gay" it is about the overbearing influence of islam in a society.


Strong religious influence sounds like it implies something akin to the way a fervent evengelical minister would raise his kids. It would be much clearer to state that in most cases and places where this sextet of observations is common, forced religious servitude produces a people who believe these things.
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 10:05:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Soybomb:
Nice try, but way too complex. A very strong religious influence is really all that is at work though. Horny men living forced to live segregated from women by strong religious influence turn to homosexual behavior to get off just like some men do in prison. Strong religious influence leads people to believe that suicide attacks are acceptable. This isn't about "the gay" it is about the overbearing influence of islam in a society.


I know that is true, but it certainly makes it very easy to convince someone to kill themselves, if that person thinks it will get them out of going to hell (for sure) and into heaven (for sure). I would think that it is the fanatics taking advantage of a cultural blindspot and exploiting it to their own ends.
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 11:20:23 AM EDT
It could be that they believe in what they are taught in those madrassas which could mean that we are in a whole deep tub of s*&t. Maybe we should get some beliefs here in this country.
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 11:41:41 AM EDT
Now you got me wondering why alter boys are not blowin shit, I mean beside priests.
Link Posted: 9/3/2010 11:47:42 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TheWenisPrinkle:
Now you got me wondering why alter boys are not blowin shit, I mean beside priests.


No ticket to Paradise for killing yourself in religious battle.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 5:57:23 AM EDT
A little update:

I was looking at "new movies" on Netflix and saw this title "A Jihad for Love".

A documentary about the down-low Muslims:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Jihad_for_Love
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:26:31 AM EDT
It's not just homosexuality,it's their attitude towards sex and equal parts jealousy and hatred of Western cultures.

Seriously,read Mohammed Atta's martyrdom letter and take note of the parts about not wanting any females touching his body and likewise look at the others who carried out 9/11.


For the most part,they had all lived in Western countries and obviously ( having met in strip clubs) wanted to take part in what passes as standard behavior but their backwards religion teaches that women only bring lust and are not to be respected and all sorts of other contradictory to reasonable human behavior lessons.

Fact is,if these assholes would just go out and get laid,the world would be a much better place. Men,women...I don't care but some ass would make em a bunch less angry.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:34:42 AM EDT
Originally Posted By phatmax:
Ok, I have a theory about how the Islamic countries can create so many people willing to blow themselves all to hell.

1 - Faggotry is forbidden by Islam.

2 - Faggotry is rampant is Muslim countries.

3 - Dying (martyrdom) in a holy war forgives ALL sins and sends you straight to paradise. (72 virgins and all that, sex of virgins not known)

4 - Boys are turned into sex toys for men before they understand the 3 points above.

5 - Upon reaching adulthood, the abused boys are no longer considered "sexy" by the men and are also now aware that they are going to go to hell for all the assfucking.

6 - 18-25 year old Muslim men are the primary human weapon in the war because they are being given the option of going to Paradise even after all the butt-secks.

I think that these sex boys are serving a dual purpose, when young, for pleasure, when adult for death.


dude man, ya know? its like why you gotta compare Gays and child molestors to muslims?
What did gays or child molestors ever do to you huh? What an insult!
Couldn't you use Democrats or Ron Paul fans in your comparison example???
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:42:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Soybomb:
Nice try, but way too complex. A very strong religious influence is really all that is at work though. Horny men living forced to live segregated from women by strong religious influence turn to homosexual behavior to get off just like some men do in prison. Strong religious influence leads people to believe that suicide attacks are acceptable. This isn't about "the gay" it is about the overbearing influence of islam in a society.

Pederasty was widely practiced in ancient greece and rome as well as through the renaissance. These societies were not know for being "sexually repressed". They also were not know for creating suicide bombers, so I think we can rule out the OP's convoluted scheme.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:49:27 AM EDT
Originally Posted By outofbattery: Fact is,if these assholes would just go out and get laid,the world would be a much better place. Men,women...I don't care but some ass would make em a bunch less angry.


Carpet bomb them with Fleshlights and lube. That ought to keep them busy for a while.

Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:52:50 AM EDT
I was present at the scene of a suicide bombing that killed 30 people and injured many more.

Later investigation painted a portrait of a desperately poor, moderately religious man that was highly drugged up to do the event. He was promised generous financial compensation for his family.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:54:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Naf:

Pederasty was widely practiced in ancient greece and rome as well as through the renaissance. These societies were not know for being "sexually repressed". They also were not know for creating suicide bombers, so I think we can rule out the OP's convoluted scheme.


Analogy FAIL

Suicide bombers in ancient Rome and Greece? Please point to any use of explosives apart from flaming clay pots...

Secondly, they used to practice Slavery too...things have changed a bit in the modern world, eh?


I agree with OPs analysis.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:57:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By phatmax:
Originally Posted By Soybomb:
Nice try, but way too complex. A very strong religious influence is really all that is at work though. Horny men living forced to live segregated from women by strong religious influence turn to homosexual behavior to get off just like some men do in prison. Strong religious influence leads people to believe that suicide attacks are acceptable. This isn't about "the gay" it is about the overbearing influence of islam in a society.


I know that is true, but it certainly makes it very easy to convince someone to kill themselves, if that person thinks it will get them out of going to hell (for sure) and into heaven (for sure). I would think that it is the fanatics taking advantage of a cultural blindspot and exploiting it to their own ends.


I like e theory...however from what I understand the boy humping thing isn't considered sin because they are not "in love"??
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:03:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
I was present at the scene of a suicide bombing that killed 30 people and injured many more.

Later investigation painted a portrait of a desperately poor, moderately religious man that was highly drugged up to do the event. He was promised generous financial compensation for his family.



I wonder, if in most cultures that alone is enough to convince someone to kill dozens of innocent people, disgrace their name and family, and die. For some reason I don't think so.

What do we do to the family of a suicide bomber? I mean, If they take AQ money as payment for the murder of innocents they are in my mind targets to make a lesson out of.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:10:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
Originally Posted By Naf:

Pederasty was widely practiced in ancient greece and rome as well as through the renaissance. These societies were not know for being "sexually repressed". They also were not know for creating suicide bombers, so I think we can rule out the OP's convoluted scheme.


Analogy FAIL

Suicide bombers in ancient Rome and Greece? Please point to any use of explosives apart from flaming clay pots...

Secondly, they used to practice Slavery too...things have changed a bit in the modern world, eh?


I agree with OPs analysis.
Allow me to rephrase as you clearly took that more literally than I meant it. Are they known for using pederasty to manipulate youth into suicidal behavior?

Slavery is practiced in the modern world too. There are an estimated 10-20 million slaves in the world. You fail at awareness.

Anyways, you are ignoring the fact that pederasty was practiced in cultures which were quite liberal with their sexuality and that pederasty in Afghanistan and other muslim countries predates the suicide bombing phenomenon. Try reading some history before going full retard over my use of an anachronism.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:11:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By koorva:

Originally Posted By -Tex-:
Originally Posted By koorva:
how come I havent seen any suicide bombers in short shorts on rollerskates?


Because if they are blowing themselves up in the hope that Allah will forgive them for their gheyness, I don't think they want to show up in the afterlife with their ass hanging out and going 'Oh, just fabulous, I love what you've done with the place!'
Gay guy on rollerskates with a bomb.
Possible plot for Speed 3?




Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:15:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DerekCB:
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
I was present at the scene of a suicide bombing that killed 30 people and injured many more.

Later investigation painted a portrait of a desperately poor, moderately religious man that was highly drugged up to do the event. He was promised generous financial compensation for his family.



I wonder, if in most cultures that alone is enough to convince someone to kill dozens of innocent people, disgrace their name and family, and die. For some reason I don't think so.

What do we do to the family of a suicide bomber? I mean, If they take AQ money as payment for the murder of innocents they are in my mind targets to make a lesson out of.


I guess you'll be surprised to discover that much of the actual "work" of IED emplacement and detonation is done by local villagers who are paid in cash for their work.

You might be surprised by what people who are actually poor will do for money.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:20:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Naf:

Originally Posted By Soybomb:
Nice try, but way too complex. A very strong religious influence is really all that is at work though. Horny men living forced to live segregated from women by strong religious influence turn to homosexual behavior to get off just like some men do in prison. Strong religious influence leads people to believe that suicide attacks are acceptable. This isn't about "the gay" it is about the overbearing influence of islam in a society.

Pederasty was widely practiced in ancient greece and rome as well as through the renaissance. These societies were not know for being "sexually repressed". They also were not know for creating suicide bombers, so I think we can rule out the OP's convoluted scheme.

Homosexuality in Muslim cultures is mostly from the segregation of women from men. When you can't look at another women who isn't married to you without one or both of you getting executed, other options are explored. Not to mention women are considered unclean, especially during that time of the month. Also they see gay as only loving another man, no just having sex with them, hence keeping some boys around for some man-love is not gay.



Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:22:59 AM EDT
There are no homosexuals in Iran. Their President said so.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:24:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By phatmax:
Ok, I have a theory about how the Islamic countries can create so many people willing to blow themselves all to hell.

1 - Faggotry is forbidden by Islam.

2 - Faggotry is rampant is Muslim countries.

3 - Dying (martyrdom) in a holy war forgives ALL sins and sends you straight to paradise. (72 virgins and all that, sex of virgins not known)

4 - Boys are turned into sex toys for men before they understand the 3 points above.

5 - Upon reaching adulthood, the abused boys are no longer considered "sexy" by the men and are also now aware that they are going to go to hell for all the assfucking.

6 - 18-25 year old Muslim men are the primary human weapon in the war because they are being given the option of going to Paradise even after all the butt-secks.

I think that these sex boys are serving a dual purpose, when young, for pleasure, when adult for death.




Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:28:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Naf:

Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
Originally Posted By Naf:

Pederasty was widely practiced in ancient greece and rome as well as through the renaissance. These societies were not know for being "sexually repressed". They also were not know for creating suicide bombers, so I think we can rule out the OP's convoluted scheme.


Analogy FAIL

Suicide bombers in ancient Rome and Greece? Please point to any use of explosives apart from flaming clay pots...

Secondly, they used to practice Slavery too...things have changed a bit in the modern world, eh?


I agree with OPs analysis.
Allow me to rephrase as you clearly took that more literally than I meant it. Are they known for using pederasty to manipulate youth into suicidal behavior?

Slavery is practiced in the modern world too. There are an estimated 10-20 million slaves in the world. You fail at awareness.

Anyways, you are ignoring the fact that pederasty was practiced in cultures which were quite liberal with their sexuality and that pederasty in Afghanistan and other muslim countries predates the suicide bombing phenomenon. Try reading some history before going full retard over my use of an anachronism.



My point is moreso that just because as you point out, something was practiced in ancient times OR as you now mention in modern times, it does not necessarily negate the OP's theory. Your analogy is not relevant for that reason but if you'd care to argue why OP's idea is necessarily incorrect, that would be more constructive to the thread. In THIS instance, where pedastery is included with Islamic law, I think the OP has a very good point. whereas, in other cultures it may be more of a product of "sexual liberality" as you state.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:40:20 AM EDT
Interesting concept. I have heard a lot of man-boy action in the middle east, almost a time warp back to the classical world of ancient greece and rome, in terms of sexual morality, hidden under a thin veneer of the quran.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:40:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Hans_Gruber:
this thread is racist against faggots.


Um, how can some one be "racist" towards a lifestyle?

Racist-hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.

Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:44:50 AM EDT
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Originally Posted By DerekCB:
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
I was present at the scene of a suicide bombing that killed 30 people and injured many more.

Later investigation painted a portrait of a desperately poor, moderately religious man that was highly drugged up to do the event. He was promised generous financial compensation for his family.



I wonder, if in most cultures that alone is enough to convince someone to kill dozens of innocent people, disgrace their name and family, and die. For some reason I don't think so.

What do we do to the family of a suicide bomber? I mean, If they take AQ money as payment for the murder of innocents they are in my mind targets to make a lesson out of.


I guess you'll be surprised to discover that much of the actual "work" of IED emplacement and detonation is done by local villagers who are paid in cash for their work.

You might be surprised by what people who are actually poor will do for money.


The reason that it kind of surprises me is that I have some pretty dirt poor relatives in the PI that wouldn't work for the, MILF, MNLF, Abu Sayyaf, or the NPA (if they targeted civilians en masse). Maybe it is a religious difference.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:46:25 AM EDT
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