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Posted: 4/11/2002 6:46:45 PM EDT
Jesus loves me but, hates my driving. [IMG]http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics4/jesus_ride.jpg[/IMG]
Link Posted: 4/11/2002 8:39:45 PM EDT
That's Friggin funny!!
Link Posted: 5/30/2002 10:35:04 PM EDT
One person thought this was funny?! What's wrong with you people?
Link Posted: 5/30/2002 10:37:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/30/2002 10:38:39 PM EDT
You should see how He rides my Bus!
Link Posted: 5/30/2002 10:41:01 PM EDT
I thought you were talking about some Mexican dude.
Link Posted: 5/30/2002 10:43:23 PM EDT
... I like it!
Link Posted: 5/30/2002 10:45:56 PM EDT
[img]http://www.jesusdance.com/jboogie.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:31:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:43:46 AM EDT
I think I just pissed myself!!! [bounce] [bounce] [bounce] [bounce] [bounce] [bounce]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:48:38 AM EDT
Poor Slasher!! 1Gunrunner, you hurt his feelings and I think I see a tear, boo hoo. You should apologize. LOL. Great pic. Bill3508
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:55:05 AM EDT
Ha! The X-rated Slasher man's response was almost as funny. Now, what I'd like to see is the Virgin Mary and baby Jesus holding on for dear life riding on the dashboard!
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:56:50 AM EDT
Originally Posted By XxSLASHERxX: I also think you don't care if you offend any Christians with it.....(do you care?)
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That's why he posted it... becuase he wanted to offend. Anyone that would find humor in something like this shows they have no sense of morals, family values, or anything else that Christ taught when he was here on earth. But instead, bring on naked women, big-time wrastlin, etc, etc. Now that's a party! [rolleyes] I'm sorry to be overdramatic, I just get tired of this type of ignorance.
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 11:52:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 11:59:29 AM EDT
I thought it was funny, and my father is a Methodist Minister.
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 12:09:26 PM EDT
ROFLMAO!! One of my favorite bumper stickers: JESUS SAVES... But Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!!
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 12:14:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Oilhead:
Originally Posted By XxSLASHERxX: I also think you don't care if you offend any Christians with it.....(do you care?)
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That's why he posted it... becuase he wanted to offend. Anyone that would find humor in something like this shows they have no sense of morals, family values, or anything else that Christ taught when he was here on earth. But instead, bring on naked women, big-time wrastlin, etc, etc. Now that's a party! [rolleyes] I'm sorry to be overdramatic, I just get tired of this type of ignorance.
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I'm a Christian and I think it is very funny! If you can't laugh at that, then you seriously need to lighten up.
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 12:23:01 PM EDT
Mixed emotions for me. On the one hand, I hold these statuettes and crucifixes in low regard anyway, as they sorta violate scriptural command:
Deut 27:15 Cursed be the man that maketh any graven or molten image, an abomination unto the LORD, the work of the hands of the craftsman, and putteth it in a secret place (place of worship, reverence, etc.)
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So I don't take offense at the irreverence shown these little crucifixes. In fact, I don't take ANY personal offense, cuz nothings been done against ME. On the other hand, it could be construed as treating my FRIEND in a disrespectful manner, which I prefer people wouldn't do that. But then, I don't expect you to hold my FRIEND in high regard UNTIL you come to KNOW my FRIEND. Bottom line, grasp the truth that my sig line refers to. And make sure you qualify for "the exception."
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 1:02:48 PM EDT
LMAO....I know I fell outa' my chair this time. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 1:26:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 1:39:27 PM EDT
[:D][:D][:D]ROTFLMAO I like that.
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 1:43:56 PM EDT
Jeez guys, You think Jesus never cut up with the disciples? or to paraphrase: "Jesus laughed!" I personally found that picture to be hysterical! -legrue
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 4:07:36 PM EDT
Lighten up guys you know god is a jokester,he lets you keep your gonads long after they are of no use to you, then lets the things you could really use like your teeth and hair fall out. When you are young and strong he keeps you lean and mean,as you get older and your muscles get weaker he puts on the pounds. So you know he can take a joke,Just look at us! Bob [:D]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 4:21:23 PM EDT
Let us not offend anyone here on the board just as we should not offend Arabs by profiling them at the airport. [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 4:34:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By XxSLASHERxX: I find no humor in it at all! as a matter of fact, I think it is in poor taste. I also think you don't care if you offend any Christians with it.....(do you care?)
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I know I wouldn't care. In my opinion being offended by a photo like that falls in to the super-sensative catagory.....and life is far too short to be concerned with such trivial complaints.
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 4:34:56 PM EDT
While I didn't find the picture particularly funny (this time, that is; I've seen it before), some of the replies sure cracked me up :) thanks for the laugh, guys.
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 4:36:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Oilhead: Anyone that would find humor in something like this shows they have no sense of morals, family values, or anything else that Christ taught when he was here on earth.
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Because someone finds THAT picture humorous, you would leap to that judgement? Dude, you are a 5 star whack-job.
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 4:38:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ilikelegs:
Originally Posted By garandman: Mixed emotions for me. On the one hand, I hold these statuettes and crucifixes in low regard anyway, as they sorta violate scriptural command:
Deut 27:15 Cursed be the man that maketh any graven or molten image, an abomination unto the LORD, the work of the hands of the craftsman, and putteth it in a secret place (place of worship, reverence, etc.)
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So I don't take offense at the irreverence shown these little crucifixes. In fact, I don't take ANY personal offense, cuz nothings been done against ME. On the other hand, it could be construed as treating my FRIEND in a disrespectful manner, which I prefer people wouldn't do that. But then, I don't expect you to hold my FRIEND in high regard UNTIL you come to KNOW my FRIEND. Bottom line, grasp the truth that my sig line refers to. And make sure you qualify for "the exception."
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Well said garandman, While I agree with you and what you wrote. I did think it was funny. I'm really not to offended when people make jokes about what I believe in, I'm not your typical Christian who thinks its my duty to help save assholes around the world. They can all go to hell as far as I'm concerned!! And I say that with a smile.[:D] Especially the Palestinians!!!!
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What legs said......I do believe my Lord has a sense of humor...
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 8:27:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:14:37 PM EDT
Besides, God DOES have a sense of humor. Want proof? Check your mirror :P
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:24:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ilikelegs:
Originally Posted By garandman: Mixed emotions for me. On the one hand, I hold these statuettes and crucifixes in low regard anyway, as they sorta violate scriptural command:
Deut 27:15 Cursed be the man that maketh any graven or molten image, an abomination unto the LORD, the work of the hands of the craftsman, and putteth it in a secret place (place of worship, reverence, etc.)
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So I don't take offense at the irreverence shown these little crucifixes. In fact, I don't take ANY personal offense, cuz nothings been done against ME. On the other hand, it could be construed as treating my FRIEND in a disrespectful manner, which I prefer people wouldn't do that. But then, I don't expect you to hold my FRIEND in high regard UNTIL you come to KNOW my FRIEND. Bottom line, grasp the truth that my sig line refers to. And make sure you qualify for "the exception."
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Well said garandman, While I agree with you and what you wrote. I did think it was funny. I'm really not to offended when people make jokes about what I believe in, I'm not your typical Christian who thinks its my duty to help save assholes around the world. They can all go to hell as far as I'm concerned!! And I say that with a smile.[:D] Especially the Palestinians!!!!
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There IS no hell. AB
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:33:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:58:50 PM EDT
[:D] Wow where the [i]hell[/i] were you guys the first time around? Do you really want me to field all those questions? Slasher what does your name reference?
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 10:10:22 PM EDT
Does this mean no baptist jokes?
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 12:14:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 12:20:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By XxSLASHERxX: WELL...not only am I a Christian, but a southern baptist pastor for 22 years....I don't find it funny at all..It shows peoples disdain for anything Christian.(but that is america today)don't bash sodomites , beat up on the Christians!
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Lighten up. It doesn't make fun of Christ, nor does it show disdain for Christians. It pokes fun at plastic, dashboard Jesus statues, and those who display them. Personally, I find decorating one's car with images of Christ to be far more offensive. I bet Jesus would laugh.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 12:46:15 PM EDT
[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/BenDover%2Feat%5Fmore%5Fchrisjin%2Ejpg[/img]
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