Bearlaker
I thought we were supposed to sign up here
[url]www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/patriot/index.asp [/url]
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Thats hilarious.
You guys need to go look at some of the pull down answers they have for you to choose from.
My favorite is
On Sunday afternoons, I like to...
1.Watch football
2.Drink beer
3.Watch football and Drink beer
4.Case nuclear power plants.
Name in Full:
E-mail Address:
Date of Birth:
Country of Origin:
Marital Status:
Political Affiliation:
Religion:
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
If YES, please indicate crime:
I love America.
The best way to fight terrorism is to visit Disney World.
I am a terrorist.
I am sure.
Toenail clippers are potential instruments of murder.
White people are almost never crazy.
Vegetarians are traitors to the American way of life.
Indefinite detentions of minority groups are a privilege of citizenship.
Fox News is fair, balanced, and profoundly watchable.
Black people wearing those "big pants" are suspicious.
Rush Limbaugh is an elected official.
He should be.
Even though he’s kind of a cripple now.
People who wear turbans are, more often than not, mad dog killers.
My favorite movie is:
On Sunday afternoons, I like to...
Asians are particularly good at math.
My favorite food is:
The TRUE capital of the United States is:
What Would Jesus Do?
On a scale of 1 to 10, what is Pamela Anderson?
George W. Bush is:
Which is the least important right?
Criticism of the Government:
Democracy is based on what principle?
US Foreign Policy:
Finally, in 25 words or less, complete the sentence, "I deserve my American citizenship because..."