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Posted: 4/10/2002 4:40:56 AM EDT
Use these words all in one sentence: Peanut Butter Skeleton Oral Bell I selected these words at random from a spelling book.
Link Posted: 4/10/2002 4:46:51 AM EDT
The [i]skeleton[/i] rang the [i]bell[/i] and gave an [i]oral[/i] presentation about the [i]peanut butter[/i] sandwich that killed him.
Link Posted: 4/10/2002 4:59:10 AM EDT
Miss Jones went to the basement with a jar of peanut butter and her faithul dog Bell, after a extended session of oral all that was found was the spinsters skeleton.
Link Posted: 4/10/2002 5:03:25 AM EDT
Ms. Bell licked the peanut butter from the Skeleton while simulating an oral act...
Link Posted: 4/10/2002 5:05:14 AM EDT
When the class bell rang, my body shook to it's skeleton frame, not remembering I had an oral presentation to give, I had just started a peanut butter sandwich.
Link Posted: 4/10/2002 5:13:50 AM EDT
The bell of the skeleton ball was about to give Johnny oral, but she stopped and said, " Your nuts look like little peanuts, you butter get that checked out!"
Link Posted: 4/10/2002 5:22:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/10/2002 5:22:45 AM EDT by The_Macallan]
Creative license: [s]Peanut butter[/s] Jelly [s]Skeleton[/s] Muscles [s]Oral[/s] Anal [s]Bell[/s] Whistle Due to the weak, [b]jelly[/b]-like consistency of his [b]anal[/b] [b]muscles[/b], the proctologist was easily able to see that his colon was clean as a [b]whistle[/b].
Link Posted: 4/10/2002 5:34:14 AM EDT
Conspicuously perched within camera range at a bend in the skeleton track, Senator Rodham-Mandela-Clinton rang her cow bell for the American team and grinned for the TV audience -- but her mind was miles away, plotting evasions for her upcoming oral deposition while trying to escape memories of the weekend's disastrous peanut butter experiment with Rosie and Janet.
Link Posted: 4/10/2002 6:39:53 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Renamed: Conspicuously perched within camera range at a bend in the skeleton track, Senator Rodham-Mandela-Clinton rang her cow bell for the American team and grinned for the TV audience -- but her mind was miles away, plotting evasions for her upcoming oral deposition [b]while trying to escape memories of the weekend's disastrous peanut butter experiment with Rosie and Janet.[/b]
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thanks for that perverted and very disturbing imag..! why? lord why!?
Link Posted: 4/10/2002 9:29:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Macallan: Creative license: [s]Peanut butter[/s] Jelly [s]Skeleton[/s] Muscles [s]Oral[/s] Anal [s]Bell[/s] Whistle Due to the weak, [b]jelly[/b]-like consistency of his [b]anal[/b] [b]muscles[/b], the proctologist was easily able to see that his colon was clean as a [b]whistle[/b].
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THAT'S thinking outside the box! "OK, you go over to that line, you're going to be a Commander..."
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