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Posted: 4/10/2002 4:46:51 AM EDT
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The [i]skeleton[/i] rang the [i]bell[/i] and gave an [i]oral[/i] presentation about the [i]peanut butter[/i] sandwich that killed him.
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Posted: 4/10/2002 4:59:10 AM EDT
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Miss Jones went to the basement with a jar of peanut butter and her faithul dog Bell, after a extended session of oral all that was found was the spinsters skeleton.
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Posted: 4/10/2002 5:03:25 AM EDT
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Ms. Bell licked the peanut butter from the Skeleton while simulating an oral act...
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Posted: 4/10/2002 5:05:14 AM EDT
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When the class bell rang, my body shook to it's skeleton frame, not remembering I had an oral presentation to give, I had just started a peanut butter sandwich.
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Posted: 4/10/2002 5:13:50 AM EDT
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The bell of the skeleton ball was about to give Johnny oral, but she stopped and said, " Your nuts look like little peanuts, you butter get that checked out!"
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Posted: 4/10/2002 5:22:16 AM EDT
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Creative license:
[s]Peanut butter[/s] Jelly [s]Skeleton[/s] Muscles [s]Oral[/s] Anal [s]Bell[/s] Whistle Due to the weak, [b]jelly[/b]-like consistency of his [b]anal[/b] [b]muscles[/b], the proctologist was easily able to see that his colon was clean as a [b]whistle[/b]. |
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Posted: 4/10/2002 5:34:14 AM EDT
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Conspicuously perched within camera range at a bend in the skeleton track, Senator Rodham-Mandela-Clinton rang her cow bell for the American team and grinned for the TV audience -- but her mind was miles away, plotting evasions for her upcoming oral deposition while trying to escape memories of the weekend's disastrous peanut butter experiment with Rosie and Janet.
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Posted: 4/10/2002 6:39:53 AM EDT
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Quoted: Conspicuously perched within camera range at a bend in the skeleton track, Senator Rodham-Mandela-Clinton rang her cow bell for the American team and grinned for the TV audience -- but her mind was miles away, plotting evasions for her upcoming oral deposition [b]while trying to escape memories of the weekend's disastrous peanut butter experiment with Rosie and Janet.[/b] thanks for that perverted and very disturbing imag..! why? lord why!? |
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Posted: 4/10/2002 9:29:17 AM EDT
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Quoted: Creative license: [s]Peanut butter[/s] Jelly [s]Skeleton[/s] Muscles [s]Oral[/s] Anal [s]Bell[/s] Whistle Due to the weak, [b]jelly[/b]-like consistency of his [b]anal[/b] [b]muscles[/b], the proctologist was easily able to see that his colon was clean as a [b]whistle[/b]. THAT'S thinking outside the box! "OK, you go over to that line, you're going to be a Commander..." |
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