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Posted: 8/9/2010 8:03:59 AM EDT
Enjoyed it, lots of fun, but not recommended for the young kiddies.

I told the wife that if she ever died, I intend to turn our daughter into Hit Girl.

She replied: "As long as you're going to avenge my death, that's OK."

Fist did a , then a
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:06:38 AM EDT
Yeah I had the impression that it was a kids movie....boy was I wrong!
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:07:36 AM EDT
Awesome movie. It reminded me of the old 80s comedies. Except back then, they wouldn't hold true to reality when people got hurt. This movie was brutally honest when it came to people getting hurt or killed.

Wife told me I was sadistic for laughing at most of it. Guess she didn't find the humor in it.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:08:26 AM EDT
best movie of the year !
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:09:00 AM EDT
it was promoted as almost a comedy, but from the first fight that "Kick-Ass" had I knew it wasnt gonna be, It was ok at best. Wife wants to learn how to use butterfly knifes now
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:10:49 AM EDT
I actually liked it, it was weird and twisted but I LOLd a lot. Im gonna have to buy it on DVD
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:12:21 AM EDT
I thought it sucked.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:13:23 AM EDT
Better movie then most of the crap thats out there.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:14:57 AM EDT
Watched it this weekend (along with Legion, Book of Eli, and Death Race). Was pretty good.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:20:56 AM EDT
I'm looking forward to it. It's on my short list.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:22:33 AM EDT
Watched it last night. Thought it was pretty damn good. Hit Girl stole the movie.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:24:08 AM EDT
It was good. Hit Girl kicked ass....that actress is gonna need therapy, and I hope she doesn't end up like Lohan....

Oh, and Nick Cage's Adam West impersonation was both spot on and totally hilarious!
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:24:16 AM EDT
I liked it. I was expecting one thing and got another.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:26:07 AM EDT
Loved it. Thought it was going to just be a silly comedy when I got dragged along to see it. Ended up highly surprised, and enjoyed the movie.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:26:41 AM EDT
Hit Girl has the best one liners... "you C_nts want to play"?
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:27:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ClaimsAssassin:
Watched it last night. Thought it was pretty damn good. Hit Girl stole the movie.



This
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:28:13 AM EDT
Unfortunately mis-marketed film. The commercials unfairly pawned it off as a superhero 'Superbad' and it is far, far from it. I would have completely written it off based on the commercials had I not read about it elsewhere. Glad I didn't - great movie! Best role Nick Cage has had in many years.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:31:28 AM EDT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePAYcMIAjuA

1:00 to 1:04

Now half of ARFCOM is gonna practice reloading like that.

The other half is gonna rub one out to the reloading scene.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:33:56 AM EDT
Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
Yeah I had the impression that it was a kids movie....boy was I wrong!

No, only if you want your kids running around calling people c*nts.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:34:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By teamr2:
Hit Girl has the best one liners... "you C_nts want to play"?


Its "Okay you cunts, let's see what you can do now..."

And this is how happy a 12 year old girl gets when she impales someone:
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:40:13 AM EDT
It was not what was expected.

It was not particularly enjoyed, although there were some funny parts..............most of it was just so disturbing that I couldn't stay with the humor of it.

If you got rid of kick-ass.....then maybe the movie would have been better.......but that character was way too distracting from the main hilarity, which was hit-girl/nic cage..(at least until I stopped watching)
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:42:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2010 8:42:46 AM EDT by Evil_ATF]


Too old.

Good movie. Hit Girl was definitely worth it on her own.

Kick Ass? They could have butched him up a little bit, for Christ's sake...

Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:42:22 AM EDT
makes me want a strobing TLR-2.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:42:27 AM EDT
Another movie nearly ruined by Nic Cage.

That guy just needs to stop.

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Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:46:14 AM EDT
Hit Girl was the only good part of that movie. Now she kicked ass
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:50:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By -Tex-:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePAYcMIAjuA

1:00 to 1:04

Now half of ARFCOM is gonna practice reloading like that.

The other half is gonna rub one out to the reloading scene.


Hit Girl has some of the best theme music for her fight scenes
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:51:50 AM EDT
That movie was fucking awesome.

To anybody who thinks it was a "kid movie" with a name that has an (albeit mild) swear word in the title, I regret to inform you that you're an idiot.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:53:58 AM EDT
I enjoyed it.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 8:59:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Evil_ATF:
http://pagansmurfen.ath.cx/temp/screenshots/vlcsnap-2010-08-09-18h30m52s127.png

Too old.

Good movie. Hit Girl was definitely worth it on her own.

Kick Ass? They could have butched him up a little bit, for Christ's sake...



That was probably the point. To show what happens when an every-day weiner tries to be something that he's not.

In the grand scheme of things, it dosen't matter. He still got the pie
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 9:00:08 AM EDT
I enjoyed it. The Hit Girl/Big Daddy introduction with her learning to take a bullet from "some junkie asshole" was gold. What was surprising is how well the loving relationship between father and daughter was fleshed out, even if their style of bonding was a tad unusual.

Click To View Spoiler

Originally Posted By JINXR:
Awesome movie. It reminded me of the old 80s comedies. Except back then, they wouldn't hold true to reality when people got hurt. This movie was brutally honest when it came to people getting hurt or killed.


Yeah, I liked that.

Randomly:
Props to the guy playing Kick-Ass and the fight coordinator. His physical presence and enthusiastic but amateurish fighting was a perfect balance between high school and hero. It was somehow badass and pathetic at the same time.

I want my den to look like Big Daddies, very nice.

"A bazooka?.... OK."

Baton is French for stick.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 9:00:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2010 9:00:52 AM EDT by DUH556]
The wife and I watched it this weekend. I would watch it again just because of Hit girl. She was definitely the hit of the movie.

Link Posted: 8/9/2010 9:01:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ClaimsAssassin:
Watched it last night. Thought it was pretty damn good. Hit Girl stole the movie.


This
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 9:02:02 AM EDT
My wife and I watched it while on our volcano-extended vacation in Paris in April.

We were about the only ones laughing at the particularly fucked up parts.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 9:02:06 AM EDT
I also think it sucked.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 9:02:43 AM EDT
Spiderman + American Pie + Kill Bill = Kick Ass.

I thought it was hilarious. No one understands the irony of how the main character with the name Kick Ass always gets his ass kicked, and the real asskicking comes from the character you least expect?

BTW, the sequel is already in the works:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1650554/

Link Posted: 8/9/2010 9:12:02 AM EDT
Just watched it last night and I really liked it.

Haven't seen a laugh out loud movie that actually makes you want to cheer in parts in a long time.



This movie is such an arfcom fantasy I can't believe some people don't like it.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 9:19:44 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
My wife and I watched it while on our volcano-extended vacation in Paris in April.

We were about the only ones laughing at the particularly fucked up parts.


Years ago we took a French foreign exchange student to one of the Robcop movies. The scene where some pulls out someone's head and has the spine still attached had hod screaming like a little girl in the theater. Every time I rent a German car in Germany, I leave the GPS programed for Paris.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 9:25:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ARinKCMO:
It was good. Hit Girl kicked ass....that actress is gonna need therapy, and I hope she doesn't end up like Lohan....

Oh, and Nick Cage's Adam West impersonation was both spot on and totally hilarious!


It was strange hearing the C word form a girl that young. Her next job is playing the vampire in the English language remake of "Let the Right One In" (which is one of my all-time favorite movies).
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 9:36:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DLaw:
Originally Posted By ClaimsAssassin:
Watched it last night. Thought it was pretty damn good. Hit Girl stole the movie.



This


Yeah.

Imagine how much fun the actress must have had playing that part!
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 9:37:50 AM EDT
I loved the movie, lots of good fighting scenes and gun pron
However, what website can I order a jetpack from, for only 300k, that can exceed the performance of all known current jet packs, which have millions in research thrown into them.
Hell, I want to see that website. . .
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 9:39:24 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Stoop:
Originally Posted By ARinKCMO:
It was good. Hit Girl kicked ass....that actress is gonna need therapy, and I hope she doesn't end up like Lohan....

Oh, and Nick Cage's Adam West impersonation was both spot on and totally hilarious!


It was strange hearing the C word form a girl that young. Her next job is playing the vampire in the English language remake of "Let the Right One In" (which is one of my all-time favorite movies).


she should be perfect for that role. not many kids could pull it off...
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 9:43:45 AM EDT
Yeah. We watched it the other night too. The wife and I liked it. I really liked the first person night vision scene towards the end. I also told my wife that I was going to start training my daughter. She wasn't amused.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 9:49:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TX_Metal:
I loved the movie, lots of good fighting scenes and gun pron
However, what website can I order a jetpack from, for only 300k, that can exceed the performance of all known current jet packs, which have millions in research thrown into them.
Hell, I want to see that website. . .


You can have the jetpack, I'll opt for the dual mini-mini-guns
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 9:55:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By LuvBUSHmaster:
Originally Posted By TX_Metal:
I loved the movie, lots of good fighting scenes and gun pron
However, what website can I order a jetpack from, for only 300k, that can exceed the performance of all known current jet packs, which have millions in research thrown into them.
Hell, I want to see that website. . .


You can have the jetpack, I'll opt for the dual mini-mini-guns


Originally, I was questioning how he could afford two of them, but then, taking into account the "bazooka" he had and the multiple select fire G-36's, I have come to the conclusion that hes stealing all of it
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 9:55:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By LuvBUSHmaster:
Originally Posted By TX_Metal:
I loved the movie, lots of good fighting scenes and gun pron
However, what website can I order a jetpack from, for only 300k, that can exceed the performance of all known current jet packs, which have millions in research thrown into them.
Hell, I want to see that website. . .


You can have the jetpack, I'll opt for the dual mini-mini-guns


Just don't put them next to your ears!
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 10:00:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
Yeah I had the impression that it was a kids movie....boy was I wrong!




Doesn't this say a lot..... 20 years ago a movie labeled KICK ASS would not have been allowed on the shelves, now people mistake it as a kids movie
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 10:00:27 AM EDT
I've been meaning to watch it.

After my friend told me that a fight scene opens up with the purple haired girl getting kicked in the face, I knew the movie would be good.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 10:05:42 AM EDT
Looks too stupid for me to see.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 10:06:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TX_Metal:
Originally Posted By LuvBUSHmaster:
Originally Posted By TX_Metal:
I loved the movie, lots of good fighting scenes and gun pron
However, what website can I order a jetpack from, for only 300k, that can exceed the performance of all known current jet packs, which have millions in research thrown into them.
Hell, I want to see that website. . .


You can have the jetpack, I'll opt for the dual mini-mini-guns


Originally, I was questioning how he could afford two of them, but then, taking into account the "bazooka" he had and the multiple select fire G-36's, I have come to the conclusion that hes stealing all of it


They were not above relieving deceased drug dealers of their cash, and I think it was implied that they were reselling Frank's coke whenever they captured it in quantity. They didn't care about the war on drugs, they were in it for the war on Frank.
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 10:08:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/9/2010 10:12:22 AM EDT
That movie was one of the worst pieces of crap I've seen in a while.
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