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Link Posted: 4/6/2002 3:19:09 PM EDT
[#1]
airpw: Either the sheriff in Blazing Saddles, or Jay in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Kharn
Link Posted: 4/6/2002 3:26:56 PM EDT
[#2]
Nimrod, got you by about 14 minutes [:)]

Oh, Stephen Baldwin as McManus in The Usual Suspects.
Link Posted: 4/6/2002 3:31:59 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Quoted:


Okay, here's mine:

"Oswald was a fag."
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- Usual suspects

How about this one:
"The one physical model of the universe, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, in the opposite direction."



Link Posted: 4/6/2002 3:38:39 PM EDT
[#4]
Doctor Who, the Doctor



"It don't make no difference, she know what I mean. She don't read too good nohow."
Link Posted: 4/6/2002 3:42:23 PM EDT
[#5]
How about a funny quote from a song. These lines are from who's live album? Your feeling kind of confident because you've got a fuzzbuster in your car an empty vial on the front seat, 19 smushed out joints and 27 cases of budweiser in the back seat and the cops stop ya. Any fans out there?
Link Posted: 4/6/2002 3:50:53 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Doctor Who, the Doctor



"It don't make no difference, she know what I mean. She don't read too good nohow."
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- Platoon


ok.... "Just because we are holding hands...doesn't mean I want to take long hot showers with u"
Link Posted: 4/6/2002 3:57:56 PM EDT
[#7]
1) I feel like a can of smashed assholes.

2) Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy.

3) I love to fuck with the clergy.

4) I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!

Link Posted: 4/6/2002 4:07:12 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
1) I feel like a can of smashed assholes.

2) Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy.

3) I love to fuck with the clergy.

4) I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!

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1) ????

2) The outlaw Josey wales

3) Dogma

4) Pulp Fiction
Link Posted: 4/6/2002 4:20:11 PM EDT
[#9]
#1 is Charlie Sheen in The Arrival
Link Posted: 4/6/2002 5:38:10 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 4/6/2002 6:11:12 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:

 Gee, Tuukka, Nimrod1193: you guys are movie freaks.

 Here are 2:

1. "Are you communicating to me?"
   
   "The blackness of my belt is like the inside of the coffin...in a moonless night."

2. "K-Mart sucks!"

 The first might be a little tough.  Two separate quotes from the same movie.
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#1. Perhaps Chris Farley, Beverly Hills Ninja?

#2. ?
Link Posted: 4/6/2002 8:21:25 PM EDT
[#12]
"You [b]did[/b] remember to bring the pigeons, didn't you?"


Link Posted: 4/7/2002 8:41:21 AM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 8:44:42 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
#1 is Charlie Sheen in The Arrival
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Jesus, Tuukka!  You're the first ever to get that!  
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 8:58:04 AM EDT
[#15]
"I love the smell of napalm, it smells like victory"
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 9:12:21 AM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 10:18:47 AM EDT
[#17]
Easy one:

"Any of you homos call me Francis and I'll kill ya"

A tad more obscure:

Dead Collector: He must be a King.
Passerby: Why is that?
Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over  him.
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 10:30:34 AM EDT
[#18]
1. Francis in "Stripes"
2. "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

"You're not an assassin. You're an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill."

"Just this once, I'll let you ask me about my business, Kay."
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 10:36:08 AM EDT
[#19]
Very quick Jarhead...

howz 'bout this one?

"It's not my goddamn planet, understand, monkey boy?"
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 10:41:44 AM EDT
[#20]
Marky Mark "Planet of the Apes"
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 10:55:24 AM EDT
[#21]
and while I'm at it...

- Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

- Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!

- No, no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.

- 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except the four assholes coming in the rear, in standard two-by-two cover formation.

- Back off man. I'm a scientist.

- I ain't got time to bleed.

- You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.

- Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?!

- You're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 10:56:25 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Marky Mark "Planet of the Apes"
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Nope, try again.  Think Sci-fi.
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 11:09:09 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
and while I'm at it...

- Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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?


- Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!
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?

- No, no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
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Gene Wilder in Blazing Saddles

- 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except the four assholes coming in the rear, in standard two-by-two cover formation.
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The black computer specialist in Die Hard.

- Back off man. I'm a scientist.
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?

- I ain't got time to bleed.
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Jesse Ventura in Predator

- You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.


- Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?!

- You're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?
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Don't know the last 3
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 11:17:59 AM EDT
[#24]
Try these-

"They came out the front door and they're staring at 6 men with guns drawn, it was a fu**in' ambush."

"I was looking in the mirror today and I wished I had a pot."

"I want you to remember this moment, they way it could have gone but didn't."



Link Posted: 4/7/2002 11:27:56 AM EDT
[#25]
"You're not an assassin. You're an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill."

Marlan Brando in Apocalypse Now.
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 11:30:39 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:

Pretty good Cypher...

Here are some hints for the others...

- Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.  

(College Dean)

- Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!  

(fighting "bugs")

- Back off man. I'm a scientist.

(80s hit - don't get "slimed"

- You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.

(Beam me up!)

- Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?!

(Eddie Murphy w/Dan Akroyd)

- You're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?

Brat-pack movie

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Link Posted: 4/7/2002 11:51:58 AM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 11:58:10 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Very quick Jarhead...

howz 'bout this one?

"It's not my goddamn planet, understand, monkey boy?"
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Buckaroo Banzai
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 11:58:57 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
[b]- Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.[/b]

  Aminal House?


[b]-Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?![/b]

 Trading Places


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Yep!
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 12:00:58 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Pretty good Cypher...

Here are some hints for the others...

- Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.  

(College Dean)

- Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!  

(fighting "bugs")

- Back off man. I'm a scientist.

(80s hit - don't get "slimed"

- You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.

(Beam me up!)

- Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?!

(Eddie Murphy w/Dan Akroyd)

- You're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?

Brat-pack movie

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College Dean - Animal House
Bugs - Aliens
Slimed - Ghostbusters
Beam me up - Wrath of Khan
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 12:07:52 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Try these-
"I want you to remember this moment, they way it could have gone but didn't."

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Cole Hauser, as Johns in Pitch Black
Repeated thirty seconds later by Vin Diesel
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 12:12:06 PM EDT
[#32]
How about this one:

"...and God Bless Field Marshall Montgomery!"
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 12:30:00 PM EDT
[#33]
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 12:32:50 PM EDT
[#34]
Rainman
Link Posted: 4/9/2002 12:33:47 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
"Just this once, I'll let you ask me about my business, Kay."
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Michael Corleone (Al Pacino) - The Godfather

Okay, let's take off the gloves:

"Oh my God, what a fabulous room!"
Link Posted: 4/9/2002 1:01:26 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:

- You're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?
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Breakfast Club.  
Link Posted: 4/9/2002 1:04:17 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:

- Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!  
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Starship troopers.
Link Posted: 4/9/2002 1:06:06 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:

"Oh my God, what a fabulous room!"
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Father of the bride II ?
Link Posted: 4/9/2002 1:06:28 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:


 OK, here is another one:

 --" Count the Money."
 --" No! No!  Count de Monet. de Monet!!"

 MAC-DADDY, Wildweasel, Are we the only ones in the room?  Where the heck is everybody?
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Harvey Korman, History of the World, Part 1.
Link Posted: 4/9/2002 1:09:42 PM EDT
[#40]
This one is too easy, but a personal fave:

"Freedom?  Freedom?  Freedom is just a word.  If I am gonna die for a word.... my word is poon-tang."
Link Posted: 4/9/2002 1:11:30 PM EDT
[#41]
Same dialog:

"I trust him as far as I can throw him."

"Well, you shouldn't be thowing anyone with your back."
Link Posted: 4/9/2002 1:13:18 PM EDT
[#42]
"Why yes... I speak jive."
Link Posted: 4/9/2002 1:13:20 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Same dialog:

"I trust him as far as I can throw him."

"Well, you shouldn't be thowing anyone with your back."
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Secretary in Ferris Buehler.
Link Posted: 4/9/2002 1:14:11 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
"Why yes... I speak jive."
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Old lady in Airplane.
Link Posted: 4/9/2002 1:17:24 PM EDT
[#45]
Here is a good one:

"Im gonna give you a little touch up!  Just a touch up!"
Link Posted: 4/9/2002 1:20:11 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Quoted:

"Oh my God, what a fabulous room!"
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Father of the bride II ?
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I'm sorry, no.  Please try again.
Link Posted: 4/9/2002 1:27:48 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
This one is too easy, but a personal fave:

"Freedom?  Freedom?  Freedom is just a word.  If I am gonna die for a word.... my word is poon-tang."
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Animal Mother (Adam Baldwin) - Full Metal Jacket
Link Posted: 4/9/2002 1:29:01 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

"Oh my God, what a fabulous room!"
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Father of the bride II ?
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I'm sorry, no.  Please try again.
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Pink FLoyd: The Wall?
Link Posted: 4/9/2002 1:32:12 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Quoted:

- Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!  
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Starship troopers.
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Sorry, Falarak. It is Hudson in Aliens. When they break out of the hive after the first firefight

Scott

P.S. It scares me how many of these movie quotes I know. Let me think of one.

Link Posted: 4/9/2002 1:34:18 PM EDT
[#50]
"Sir.... Sir....  I AM NOT A BATHROOM ATTENDANT!!!"
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