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Posted: 4/3/2002 9:27:25 PM EDT
Are a special breed not usualy recognised by the AKC.

Think everyone has crates in their living rooms.

Have messy houses - their kennels are spotless.

Can always find a show catalog from somewhere within arm's reach.

Drive trucks, vans and SUVs especially equipped to haul Dog crates.

Will drive 400 miles, spend $100 on gas, $200 on a motel and $150 for meals to bring home a .25-cent ribbon.

Have kids who regard "bitch" as just another household word.

Have green, beautifull back yards and they've never bought a bag of fertilizer.

Get up at 6 a.m. to walk the dogs, can be at ringside dressed to kill at 8 a.m. sharp, but have trouble getting to work on time.

Will usually give up the $200,000 home in the 'burbs to move to a shack on 10 acres so they can have a $200,000 kennel.

Never miss a closing date for entery fees - but pay the mortgage 110 days late.

Had rather be audited by the IRS than investigated by the AKC.

Use dog food bags for trash cans and 30-gallon trash cans for dog food.

Talk for hours on the phone to another dog person in a language known only to dog people.

Have parents who think the've lost their minds.

Have neighbors who think they're strange.

Have doggy friends who think they are terrific.

Are crazy.[wacko]





Link Posted: 4/3/2002 9:59:15 PM EDT
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Hey, my dogs have ruined my lawn.  Plus I missed an entry deadline just today, so I was late on this as I am with all my bills. [:)]

We are working on the 10 acre thing though.
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