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Posted: 3/30/2002 5:27:00 PM EDT
Anyone know of any, something when you are very sh*t-faced and decided to try sober up slightly (Without non-alcoholic drinks) so that you could move on to somewhere else. heres ours.. We call it the "STUNTMAN" It consists of your basic tequila, lemon and salt........only the method of drinking it changes. Step 1. Put a liberal amount of salt on the back of your hand. Sniff vigorously in to one nostril. Step 2. Shoot the tequila down your throat. Step 3. Squeeze lemon generously in to open eye. Let me tell ya.....If this doesn't wake you up, nothing will. To get the best effect, repeat.........use other nostril and other eye second time round. Enjoy!!
Link Posted: 3/30/2002 5:30:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/30/2002 5:33:19 PM EDT
Bitters
Link Posted: 3/30/2002 5:37:03 PM EDT
you want to drink like a champ? sneak of to the john and two finger your through. emptys the booze out of the stomach so you won't be as hung over in the morning (or you can get more in you later without going to a unconconsoisness)
Link Posted: 3/30/2002 7:05:23 PM EDT
Are theadverse results of too muck iintake of alcohol made better by the intake of even more alcohol – why, sure! You drunk or summpin?
Link Posted: 3/30/2002 7:12:42 PM EDT
iTs prety clear to me, that more is betr. I mean mty that increased input bprvdes obvioud benefits to butht thr reader and postsr! oNeS insihgts are clearerr!
Link Posted: 3/30/2002 7:17:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/30/2002 7:19:32 PM EDT
A thallium cocktail.
Link Posted: 3/30/2002 7:37:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/30/2002 7:38:14 PM EDT by raven]
Originally Posted By Drunken_Bastard: Anyone know of any, something when you are very sh*t-faced and decided to try sober up slightly (Without non-alcoholic drinks) so that you could move on to somewhere else. heres ours.. We call it the "STUNTMAN" It consists of your basic tequila, lemon and salt........only the method of drinking it changes. Step 1. Put a liberal amount of salt on the back of your hand. Sniff vigorously in to one nostril. Step 2. Shoot the tequila down your throat. Step 3. Squeeze lemon generously in to open eye.
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I use something like that, except I substitute cocaine for the salt and don't squeeze lemon juice into my eyes.
Link Posted: 3/30/2002 7:53:22 PM EDT
iTs prety clear to me, that more is betr. I mean mty that increased input povdes obvioud benefits to butht thr reader and postsr! oNeS insihgts beocome clearerr!
Link Posted: 3/30/2002 8:03:30 PM EDT
And WHY would you want to be sober?
Link Posted: 3/30/2002 8:10:52 PM EDT
shot of tequila gold....SNORT the lemon.....no shit it works...but a bad habit..
Link Posted: 3/30/2002 8:12:38 PM EDT
more powerful than a Jagermeister enema
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