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Posted: 3/28/2002 12:35:26 PM EDT
As for me..faithful, and one who likes me having my hobby. Did I mention loves sex!!??
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 12:43:59 PM EDT
4'8" to 5'10", blonde, brunette, redhead, white, yellow, brown or black, 20-45, 100-150 lbs(proportional to height). good heart, smart, not too compulsive. i know, i'm [b]WAY[/b] too picky.
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 12:48:57 PM EDT
Horny females with good sense.
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 1:02:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2002 1:03:12 PM EDT by DoubleFeed]
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 1:12:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2002 1:16:54 PM EDT by MarineGrunt]
I'm pretty picky. They must be above average good looking have a very good body, must be healthy and athletic, long hair, bright eyes (green or blue, doesn;t matter), striking personality, healthy sex drive, HONESTY, and being TRUSTWORTHY. Those are hard to come by and I'm almost through the process of losing one, that explains my whiney bitch attitude lately. No worries tho. The time has come to buck the fuck up.
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 1:36:23 PM EDT
The non-manipulative, sincere, low maintenance types. I married the first one I found, and I've been happy ever since. She's also the daughter of a US Marine, and he and I get along quite well.
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 1:39:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 1:39:33 PM EDT
Breathing.....[smoke]
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 1:42:40 PM EDT
one that obeys me! [+]:D]
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 1:43:43 PM EDT
Whatever the opposite of my ex-wife is.
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 1:45:13 PM EDT
[img]http://sinfest.net/comics/sf20020213.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 1:57:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2002 1:58:36 PM EDT by Kharn]
No tattoos, no body piercings, doesnt mind having a good gun by her side and can put up with my internet and milling machine addictions. Wait a sec, already found somebody that meets those requirements. [:D] Kharn
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 2:52:58 PM EDT
I like curvacious brunettes and brownies with perky tits, a good sense of humor, brains, who is devoted and confident. Luckily thats what I have. BrenLover
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 2:57:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 3:00:10 PM EDT
Small, slim, blonde with nicely rounded breasts. Above all... mute!
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 3:12:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DeerSlayer: Above all... mute!
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Ah yes. One of the primary advantages of firearms over women; they make silencers for firearms.
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 3:15:07 PM EDT
I like my women like I like my coffee: hot and black! No wait, I like my women like I like my food: Hot and Mexican!
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 3:23:34 PM EDT
NAKED!! [sex]
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 3:25:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 4:05:52 PM EDT
Lets see...Like necromancer the drought has been pretty grim lately so I'd take a woman that squats to pee.[:D]
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 4:23:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Snorkel_Bob: NAKED!! [sex]
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I'm starting to like your way of thinking!
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 4:24:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 4:29:14 PM EDT
Aimless, the suspence is killing me!
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 4:35:17 PM EDT
The ones with firm Butts!
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 4:41:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 4:44:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lurker: 4'8" to..........
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Ahhhhhhh midget sex
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 6:39:45 PM EDT
a pulse [%|]
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 6:44:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/28/2002 6:58:27 PM EDT
Now, is it what kind of women I like or what kind of women I should like????? If its the 1st one then its the bad ass girl attitude, just horny and freaky in the sack, wouldn't ever bring her home to mom, has no ambitions in life, might have a job might not, have to hide anything of value when she comes over to shag, and the list goes on and on.... [:P] If its numero dos then its the sweet, innocent girls that would do anything for me in a heart beat and secure enough to let me go out and have fun being young.......[0:)] So basically I'm young and dumb......and full of cum [:D]
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 7:05:13 PM EDT
A solid, athletic figure - Kate Moss types need not apply! Above-average smarts - I like to convers every now and then... A woman with her own firearms, so she don't complain about mine! A woman who understands my fixations on weapons, Jeeps, and tits (not necessarily in that order.) A woman with the right mix of virginal innocense and rampant hosemonster sexuality that breaks backs and makes nuns cry... Hey waitaminnit - I got me one of them! FFZ
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 7:47:39 PM EDT
Race and heritage not relevant. A little on the butchy side, well-read, non-religious, close in age to me, likes the outdoors, likes shooting (duh), willing to get a CWP any carry... P3[pyro][^]
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 8:16:50 PM EDT
[b]Rubenesque.[/b] Definetly. [;D] That's a good place to start...
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 8:47:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2002 8:48:40 PM EDT by Hank]
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 8:49:09 PM EDT
They gota have a cute face and nice tits. Don't care about much else.
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 8:49:23 PM EDT
One with legs, that have feet at one end and --- Borg
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 8:49:45 PM EDT
Just like my eggs, I LIKE 'em.
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 9:09:49 PM EDT
A libertarian girl who R Crumb and Sir Mix-A-Lot would fight over. Smart, funnier than a rubber crutch, and just as perverted as I am. Dark hair and almond eyes to go with that round butt is always a major plus! Damn...I just got over a 7 year relationship with a gal that was 95% perfect for me...but she didn't wanna have kids and I did. So instead of ending up hating each other, we gave it up. Still great friends though...but damn I miss some of the fun we can't have anymore!! [sex] Nothing like a Korean born-American raised gal who kicks ass! Oh well...other fish in the sea!
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 10:23:31 PM EDT
HOLY MOLEY.... N O N E !!!! they are all evil, mean ,vindictive, grab you by the balls and squeeze, good for nothing, lawyer toting..... hehehe wow did that sound like a man or what?
Link Posted: 3/28/2002 10:39:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 5150sWife: HOLY MOLEY.... N O N E !!!! they are all evil, mean ,vindictive, grab you by the balls and squeeze, good for nothing, lawyer toting..... hehehe wow did that sound like a man or what?
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There are two kinds of women: 1. Women that want to be with other women. 2. Women that lie about it.
Link Posted: 3/29/2002 4:08:10 AM EDT
The ones who don't say "NO"
Link Posted: 3/29/2002 4:55:42 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 5150sWife: HOLY MOLEY.... N O N E !!!! they are all evil, mean ,vindictive, grab you by the balls and squeeze, good for nothing, lawyer toting..... hehehe wow did that sound like a man or what?
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OUCH!!!
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