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Posted: 3/28/2002 12:43:59 PM EDT
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4'8" to 5'10", blonde, brunette, redhead, white, yellow, brown or black, 20-45, 100-150 lbs(proportional to height). good heart, smart, not too compulsive.
i know, i'm [b]WAY[/b] too picky. |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 12:48:57 PM EDT
[#2]
Horny females with good sense.
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Posted: 3/28/2002 1:02:22 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted: Horny females with good sense. With GOOD sense? You ain't got a chance [}:D] |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 1:12:31 PM EDT
[#4]
I'm pretty picky. They must be above average good looking have a very good body, must be healthy and athletic, long hair, bright eyes (green or blue, doesn;t matter), striking personality, healthy sex drive, HONESTY, and being TRUSTWORTHY.
Those are hard to come by and I'm almost through the process of losing one, that explains my whiney bitch attitude lately. No worries tho. The time has come to buck the fuck up. |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 1:36:23 PM EDT
[#5]
The non-manipulative, sincere, low maintenance types. I married the first one I found, and I've been happy ever since. She's also the daughter of a US Marine, and he and I get along quite well.
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Posted: 3/28/2002 1:39:19 PM EDT
[#6]
Deaf, Dumb, Oversexed and, Owns a Liquor store.
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Posted: 3/28/2002 1:39:33 PM EDT
[#7]
Breathing.....[smoke]
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Posted: 3/28/2002 1:42:40 PM EDT
[#8]
one that obeys me!
[+]:D] |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 1:43:43 PM EDT
[#9]
Whatever the opposite of my ex-wife is.
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Posted: 3/28/2002 1:45:13 PM EDT
[#10]
[img]http://sinfest.net/comics/sf20020213.gif[/img]
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Posted: 3/28/2002 1:57:12 PM EDT
[#11]
No tattoos, no body piercings, doesnt mind having a good gun by her side and can put up with my internet and milling machine addictions. Wait a sec, already found somebody that meets those requirements. [:D]
Kharn |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 2:52:58 PM EDT
[#12]
I like curvacious brunettes and brownies with perky tits, a good sense of humor, brains, who is devoted and confident. Luckily thats what I have.
BrenLover |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 2:57:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: I like curvacious brunettes and brownies with perky tits, a good sense of humor, brains, who is devoted and confident. Luckily thats what I have. BrenLover PPP |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 3:00:10 PM EDT
[#14]
Small, slim, blonde with nicely rounded breasts.
Above all... mute! |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 3:12:36 PM EDT
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Quoted: Above all... mute! Ah yes. One of the primary advantages of firearms over women; they make silencers for firearms. |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 3:15:07 PM EDT
[#16]
I like my women like I like my coffee: hot and black! No wait, I like my women like I like my food: Hot and Mexican!
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Posted: 3/28/2002 3:23:34 PM EDT
[#17]
NAKED!! [sex]
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Posted: 3/28/2002 3:25:47 PM EDT
[#18]
How about a reddish-blonde haired nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store and gun shop?
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Posted: 3/28/2002 4:05:52 PM EDT
[#19]
Lets see...Like necromancer the drought has been pretty grim lately so I'd take a woman that squats to pee.[:D]
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Posted: 3/28/2002 4:23:00 PM EDT
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Quoted: NAKED!! [sex] I'm starting to like your way of thinking! |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 4:24:02 PM EDT
[#21]
What do I like best in a girl?
ME! |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 4:29:14 PM EDT
[#22]
Aimless, the suspence is killing me!
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Posted: 3/28/2002 4:35:17 PM EDT
[#23]
The ones with firm Butts!
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Posted: 3/28/2002 4:41:51 PM EDT
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Quoted: Aimless, the suspence is killing me! No no no-geez. Me that what I like IN a girl; get it-IN a girl. ME IN a girl get it, that's funny, right? First I don't get the puppies=boobs thing now no one gets my dirty joke. Argh, a tough day does not even get easier here. |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 4:44:03 PM EDT
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Quoted: 4'8" to.......... Ahhhhhhh midget sex |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 6:39:45 PM EDT
[#26]
a pulse [%|]
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Posted: 3/28/2002 6:44:56 PM EDT
[#27]
Faithful, goodlooking, and a great pair of legs.
Like my wife... |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 6:49:28 PM EDT
[#28]
I likes the one that's married to me.
Even though she's a democrat and her favorite saying is "Why do you need another gun, you don't play with the ones you have". |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 6:58:27 PM EDT
[#29]
Now, is it what kind of women I like or what kind of women I should like?????
If its the 1st one then its the bad ass girl attitude, just horny and freaky in the sack, wouldn't ever bring her home to mom, has no ambitions in life, might have a job might not, have to hide anything of value when she comes over to shag, and the list goes on and on.... [:P] If its numero dos then its the sweet, innocent girls that would do anything for me in a heart beat and secure enough to let me go out and have fun being young.......[0:)] So basically I'm young and dumb......and full of cum [:D] |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 7:05:13 PM EDT
[#30]
A solid, athletic figure - Kate Moss types need not apply!
Above-average smarts - I like to convers every now and then... A woman with her own firearms, so she don't complain about mine! A woman who understands my fixations on weapons, Jeeps, and tits (not necessarily in that order.) A woman with the right mix of virginal innocense and rampant hosemonster sexuality that breaks backs and makes nuns cry... Hey waitaminnit - I got me one of them! FFZ |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 7:47:39 PM EDT
[#31]
Race and heritage not relevant. A little on the butchy side, well-read, non-religious, close in age to me, likes the outdoors, likes shooting (duh), willing to get a CWP any carry...
P3[pyro][^] |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 8:16:50 PM EDT
[#32]
[b]Rubenesque.[/b]
Definetly. [;D] That's a good place to start... |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 8:47:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: [b]Rubenesque.[/b] Definetly. [;D] That's a good place to start... damn, busmaster has crossed into the realms of the classical... thats what i like about my girl, she is my Rhineland Goddess! Proud of my German heritage, and love the girls that that fine soil produces! Here's to a girl that can have a beer, at least tolerate, if not indulge, your shooting, and wont break at a moments glance! [beer] |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 8:49:09 PM EDT
[#34]
They gota have a cute face and nice tits. Don't care about much else.
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Posted: 3/28/2002 8:49:23 PM EDT
[#35]
One with legs, that have feet at one end and ---
Borg |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 8:49:45 PM EDT
[#36]
Just like my eggs, I LIKE 'em.
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Posted: 3/28/2002 9:09:49 PM EDT
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A libertarian girl who R Crumb and Sir Mix-A-Lot would fight over. Smart, funnier than a rubber crutch, and just as perverted as I am. Dark hair and almond eyes to go with that round butt is always a major plus!
Damn...I just got over a 7 year relationship with a gal that was 95% perfect for me...but she didn't wanna have kids and I did. So instead of ending up hating each other, we gave it up. Still great friends though...but damn I miss some of the fun we can't have anymore!! [sex] Nothing like a Korean born-American raised gal who kicks ass! Oh well...other fish in the sea! |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 10:23:31 PM EDT
[#38]
HOLY MOLEY.... N O N E !!!!
they are all evil, mean ,vindictive, grab you by the balls and squeeze, good for nothing, lawyer toting..... hehehe wow did that sound like a man or what? |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 10:39:23 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted: HOLY MOLEY.... N O N E !!!! they are all evil, mean ,vindictive, grab you by the balls and squeeze, good for nothing, lawyer toting..... hehehe wow did that sound like a man or what? There are two kinds of women: 1. Women that want to be with other women. 2. Women that lie about it. |
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Posted: 3/29/2002 4:08:10 AM EDT
[#40]
The ones who don't say "NO"
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Posted: 3/29/2002 4:55:42 AM EDT
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Quoted: HOLY MOLEY.... N O N E !!!! they are all evil, mean ,vindictive, grab you by the balls and squeeze, good for nothing, lawyer toting..... hehehe wow did that sound like a man or what? OUCH!!! |
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