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Posted: 8/23/2010 6:59:59 AM EDT

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I just love how every doomer prediction (including our very own arfcom economic doomers) comes and goes with nary a bit what was 'supposed" to happen.

Not this one.
On New Years Day I'm sending a copy of the original article to any news outlet I can reach, including the fucktards who posted it on their blog.

Posted: 8/23/2010 8:27:02 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/24/2010 8:24:53 AM EDT

[#3]

where melting permafrost methane clathrates (also known as "hydrates") spur local global warming,

Local global warming. Local global.

You can't write comedy like this guy did.

Posted: 8/24/2010 8:37:06 AM EDT

[#4]

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where melting permafrost methane clathrates (also known as "hydrates") spur local global warming,

Local global warming. Local global.

You can't write comedy like this guy did.

Current events. IIRC the methane caltrates are the same ones that almost doomed us in the Event horizon ' deebockle'. All of that methane melting, almost collapsing the ocean floor and, then,escaping into the atmosphere from- 'gasp'- the oil spills.... oh noes......

Posted: 8/24/2010 8:39:48 AM EDT

[#5]

...and 4.5 billion monkeys will fly from my ass in 2012. Yawn.

Posted: 8/24/2010 8:48:34 AM EDT

[#6]

That'll be a good start...

Posted: 8/24/2010 9:10:22 AM EDT

[#7]

Here's a thought...

How many people normally die every year on the planet? Numbers range from 8-10 per 1,000 people on the planet. If there are 6,000,000,000 people on the planet, then 60,000,000 people die annually (at 10 per 1,000). That makes 120,000,000 dying in the next 2 years of natural causes. According to the author, it would take a 67-fold increase to reach his predicted death rate.

Posted: 8/24/2010 9:13:11 AM EDT

[#8]

Time for a new scam cause people aren't buying this one anymore...

Posted: 8/24/2010 9:25:23 AM EDT

[#9]

Do your part - no more beans in chili

Posted: 8/24/2010 9:40:07 AM EDT

[#10]

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Is that supposed to be a BAD thing?

On the plus side is a reduction in carbon dioxide which is what the liberals want.

Posted: 8/24/2010 9:44:21 AM EDT

[#11]

[claptrap] It's *climate change* now...duh! [/claptrap]

Posted: 8/24/2010 10:49:26 AM EDT

[#12]

I think I released a few hundred tons of methane today.... I ate chilli!

Posted: 8/24/2010 7:48:05 PM EDT

[#13]

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[claptrap] It's *climate change* now...duh! [/claptrap]

Al Gore warned me about Global Warming, and Al Gore has a Nobel Prize. Don't try & undermine Al Gore with that 'climate change" nonsense. The only change is warming! And the warming is global!

Posted: 8/24/2010 8:09:35 PM EDT

[#14]

Let's say that this methane gets released and this whole process happens like the guy says it will. These green guys act like it is a fact that carbon dioxide causes warming. I am not so sure about that, and if it does not cause warming, then big fucking deal if permafrost melts.

Posted: 8/25/2010 6:39:22 AM EDT

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These green guys act like it is a fact that carbon dioxide causes warming.

Green guys fail at science.

Posted: 9/18/2010 2:31:58 PM EDT

[#16]

Anybody got an updated body count?

Posted: 9/19/2010 9:13:05 AM EDT

[#17]

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Anybody got an updated body count?

deaths have increased 10,000 times what they were last year.

(10,000 times zero is...)

Posted: 9/19/2010 9:23:16 AM EDT

[#18]

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And they wonder why no one takes them seriously.

QED

Posted: 9/19/2010 10:09:58 AM EDT

[#19]

Global warming is the biggest scam ever!

I still can not believe that people still believe in this bullshit even after all those emails from the scientists who studied it were hacked and showed emails from them saying in essence "Fuck...there is no global warming caused by us...we need to falsify everything and make it up!"

Posted: 9/19/2010 10:22:14 AM EDT

[#20]

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Soooo...... Coffins/Funeral homes to be a growth market I should consider investing in?

With 4.5 billion bodies, you'd be better off investing in earth moving equipment... if you're fortunate enough to live...

Posted: 9/19/2010 10:28:47 AM EDT

[#21]

whatta crock. im more concerned about the huge spaceships heading towards earth, will they bring lotsa methane?

Posted: 9/19/2010 10:29:53 AM EDT

[#22]

4.5 billion people will die from global warming by 2012

Posted: 9/21/2010 4:36:12 PM EDT

[#23]

How can I die of Global Warming if the new problem is Global Climate Derangement or some-such?

Posted: 9/21/2010 4:36:54 PM EDT

[#24]

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Soooo...... Coffins/Funeral homes to be a growth market I should consider investing in?

Posted: 9/23/2010 6:45:03 AM EDT

[#25]

These heretics want us to believe that the gulfstream is going away & there's an ice age coming.

Posted: 9/23/2010 7:09:29 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/23/2010 12:28:08 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/23/2010 2:58:25 PM EDT

[#28]

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These heretics want us to believe that the gulfstream is going away & there's an ice age coming.

I hope so, this 90 degree heat should have been loooong gone by now.

Besides, my snowmobile has heated carbs...i'm ready.

Posted: 9/23/2010 3:03:18 PM EDT

[#29]

"Over 4.5 Billion people could die from Global Warming-related causes by 2012
"

Sweet!

Posted: 9/23/2010 3:11:08 PM EDT

[#30]

I guess that this is new news for the OP. It takes newspapers three years to reach him.

I wonder if the John Stokes is the guy who owns the radio station and rants.

If you google the other person, of course, the famous person is not identified as famous by google. I guess it must be a conspiracy. Wrong forum.

Posted: 9/23/2010 3:18:10 PM EDT

[#31]

I have central air, I'm good.

Posted: 9/23/2010 3:21:09 PM EDT

[#32]

If this were truly the case I would expect the enviro's to embrace it. I bet many would love to see the Earth's population drop that much in 15 months.

Posted: 9/23/2010 3:24:01 PM EDT

[#33]

4.5 billion dead I isn't that suppose to be a good thing to the environmentalist? No more humans to pollute the planet?

Posted: 9/23/2010 3:25:01 PM EDT

[#34]

what a bunch of BS

Posted: 9/23/2010 3:26:57 PM EDT

[#35]

I do my part to hasten the end times every time I hammer down on my Cummins and roll some coal into a Civic's window.

Posted: 9/23/2010 3:28:02 PM EDT

[#36]

Sounds like a plan to me.

Posted: 9/23/2010 3:31:50 PM EDT

[#37]

This means that if i wait until january, i can get a life membership to Arfcom for $24!

Posted: 9/23/2010 3:32:16 PM EDT

[#38]

Over 4.5 billion people could die from Global Warming related causes by 2012, as planet Earth accelarates into a greed-driven horrific catastrophe.

Posted: 9/23/2010 3:48:04 PM EDT

[#39]

Is there any evidence of a single death caused by man made global warming?

How about natural global warming?

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Posted: 9/23/2010 4:08:40 PM EDT

[#40]

Wait a minute.. I thought the methane bubble from the BP oil well was going to wipe us all out.

Posted: 9/23/2010 4:13:10 PM EDT

[#41]

So in 2013 I'll be able to find a parking space any time I want one?

Cool.

I figure this world has a few billion more people on it than it really needs. Now, if the ones that die off are limited to

liberals, thieves, "entitlement" worshippers, religious nutcases, and career politicians, plus anybody who won't lift a finger to better

himself when he has the opportunity to do so, the it sounds like a perfect world in the making...once the stink fades away.

CJ

Posted: 9/23/2010 4:18:40 PM EDT

[#42]

So if I stop driving my SUV and start riding my bike to work, and only eat locally grown tofu will the world still end?

Posted: 9/23/2010 6:11:09 PM EDT

[#43]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103807

The most accurate documentary on global warming.

Posted: 9/23/2010 6:44:13 PM EDT

[#44]

Getting harder all the time to sell those carbon credits.

Posted: 9/23/2010 7:44:21 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
I figure this world has a few billion more people on it than it really needs. Now, if the ones that die off are limited to
liberals, thieves, "entitlement" worshippers, religious nutcases, and career politicians, plus anybody who won't lift a finger to better
himself when he has the opportunity to do so, the it sounds like a perfect world in the making...once the stink fades away.

Suddenly, it sounds a little less horrifying.

Posted: 9/23/2010 7:49:26 PM EDT

[#46]

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mmhmm

First post nails it yet again....

Posted: 9/23/2010 9:29:36 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

So in 2013 I'll be able to find a parking space any time I want one?

Cool.

I figure this world has a few billion more people on it than it really needs. Now, if the ones that die off are limited to

liberals, thieves, "entitlement" worshippers, religious nutcases, and career politicians, plus anybody who won't lift a finger to better

himself when he has the opportunity to do so, the it sounds like a perfect world in the making...once the stink fades away.

CJ

That would be hell on gold demand though.