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Posted: 3/25/2002 10:56:43 PM EDT
Since I work odd hours, I don't have the luxury of meeting any new womenz. I have been forced to register with an online matching service! And, no, I'm not telling any of you jack offs which one it is! [:D]
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 1:55:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 2:34:14 AM EDT
Start looking for the ones that work odd hours too... Mnnnn, could that be the reason for the high level of relationships starting between paramedics, doctors, nurses, LEO's and FD personell......[thinking]
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 3:43:28 AM EDT
Aint you got no sisters?[:p]
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 4:00:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/26/2002 4:00:59 AM EDT by Supershooter]
Originally Posted By Pangea: Aint you got no sisters?
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He lives in Texas not Tennessee! [:)]
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 4:01:18 AM EDT
Pardon me, bunghole, but isn't that the sort of equipment that needs to be [u]rented[/u], and not purchased? At least for present emergencies? Eric The(Wise)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 5:05:08 AM EDT
I'm considering going that route myself...let us know how it turns out. -kill-9
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 5:07:08 AM EDT
where does "all is lost" fit in? just because you are trying the online thing? there are a lot of success stories out there. hopefully your experience will be good too.
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 5:14:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 5:30:52 AM EDT
I hear those 24 hr. supermarkets are a great place to meet desp..., er, I mean, [i]available[/i] women! Plus, most are likely to be sober and/or have all their teeth! [:P]
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 5:34:54 AM EDT
Whatever you do, don't start talking with people over the internet. Lots of weirdo out there. [:D]
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 5:49:41 AM EDT
I wish that I had a sister..[;)]...have to make do with all those cousins.
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 6:00:30 AM EDT
Take my sister-in-law......Please!
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 6:07:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 6:11:20 AM EDT
I'm about ready to start dating again too. I only hope that I can find a woman that's down with the RTKBA.
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 1:48:40 PM EDT
GIB: Where did you find that pic? It's hilarious.
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 1:58:06 PM EDT
Awesome pic, GIB! LMAO! Tyler
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 1:58:20 PM EDT
I hope your add or video doesn't say. HI my name is BUNGHOLE. Then again that may be a plus to some women..... Boy DO I have a women for you, 0r at least I think she is a women.
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 2:03:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 2:25:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/26/2002 2:32:39 PM EDT by AR15FENCER]
alas, I did one of those matchmaking things... I musta emailed like 20 young ladies... didn't get SQUAT in response. I've kinda determined that most of the women on those things define what they want too narrowly, and exclude those of us that aren't: extremely good looking and well built (I ain't bad lookin, and ain't badly built, but I'm not a male model) Extremely successful, or moving in that direction. (I'm happy with where I am, and with a slowly progressing career) Funny (I can be somewhat funny) Oh well. I am in my dissillusioned phase right now. I don't much care if I meet anyone, but being lonely sucks. Once I get into a 'hopeful' phase again, I might jump back on that thing and try again. M@ Edited to say: I spend too much on gun stuff to be able to afford that match making stuff right now!! lol Edited again to say: Bunghole, I'm down in Austin... wouldn't mind meeting your sister! (worth a shot, I got nothing to lose! ;))
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 2:38:00 PM EDT
It's better to spend the money on an online dating service than to waste it on some drug to make your d!ck bigger... [;)]
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 2:44:30 PM EDT
If it flys, floats, or flirts it's cheaper to rent.
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 3:04:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/26/2002 3:21:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/26/2002 3:23:44 PM EDT by Halfcocked]
Listen to me! I'm not much for this match making crap. I have a wife, sisters and sisters-in-law that could make a living at it though. None have ever given good advice. Oh he should go with this one or no she should go with him.... The couple of times I have given advice in this area, though, they have worked out great. The best place to pick up chicks, bar none is, ...... church.
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 3:22:38 PM EDT
....and it's free.... sort of.
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 3:26:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 4:52:47 PM EDT
I tried 3 of those online matchmaking sites. I even spent 2 hours filling out a stupid essay profile. The only response I got was from some womenz who thought I was someone she knew that had the same name. It was a stinkin waste of time and money. The former GAW used nerve.com and the guys she went out with got some on the first date.
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 4:58:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GI_Brat: I post the pic yesterday and nobody notices. All is not lost, it could be worse. [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/GI%5FBrat%2Fbadday%2Ejpg[/img] GIB [sniper]
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Link Posted: 3/26/2002 5:24:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By bunghole: Since I work odd hours, I don't have the luxury of meeting any new womenz. I have been forced to register with an online matching service! And, no, I'm not telling any of you jack offs which one it is! [:D]
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Oh bungie, Didn't anyone tell you not to wave a red flag in front of a bull? We know your name, and we know what you look like. Heck, we even know the CITY where you live. I have seen those search engines on the matching sites. Pretty slick, can even narrow it down to "new listing" within "X miles of my location".... Do you really want to taunt us and call us names... Besides, I am sure someone could come up a reasonable facsimile of your 'ad' using you know what... TheRedGoat
Link Posted: 3/26/2002 5:56:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/26/2002 5:58:43 PM EDT by TheRedGoat]
Notice this guy answers: "[b]Kids[/b] No Kids, Want some First I wonder if he has figured out why he has not had a chance to pro-create. Second, if you were female, would you be saying "Damn! Oh yeah, baby! I gotta have THAT crawl on top of me, now!" [url]http://personals.yahoo.com/display?ct_hft=preview&detailnp=1&q=12&cs=adtype%2C-time%2B1&S=%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C51%2C%2C%­2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%2C%­2C%2C%2C%2C99%2C1668&noedit=1&b=51&intl=&tot=99&cc=personals&cr=&ct_p=y&gur=128&search=%26ck%3Dfirst%26ce_eth%3DCaucasian%2B%28White%29%26cl_age%3D25%26ch_age%3D36%26cl_ht%3D%26ce_ch%3Dno%26ce_p%3DWoman%26ce_g%3DMan%26za%3Dand%26ct_p%3Dy%26gur%3D128%26ct_l%3Dlat*327868**long*-968022**ct_c*Dallas**ct_s*TX**ct_r*Dallas%2FFort%2BWorth%26guc%3D327868*-968022%26advs%3D&cids=personals-1010702771-426848&cids=personals-1003634198-928782&cids=personals-1004591876-661451&cids=personals-1014661870-847864&cids=personals-1013740323-594030&cids=personals-1010389552-771893&cids=personals-1008439309-241554&cids=personals-0995076615-515875&cids=personals-0995076467-543381&cids=personals-0997423994-281661&rpre=5&position9.x=32&position9.y=31[/url] TheRedGoat PS. I think we could consider this ad what you DON'T want to do... PPS. No, that is NOT our beloved Bungehole in that ad, but man, it sure is amusing...
Link Posted: 3/27/2002 3:51:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/27/2002 4:12:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By brouhaha: Hey Bunghole! I have a single sister that lives in Ft. Worth! [:)] Blonde, 95#, 5'1", 28, teacher... What do you bid? [:D]
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Send pics, need visual before determining an appropriate bid
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