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Posted: 3/20/2002 10:50:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/20/2002 10:51:47 PM EDT by M4_Aiming_at_U]
Just wondering if you have any funny ones out there? heres a few of mine: "If you in my way,prepared to be played" "A woman's legs are her best friends, but sometimes best friends have to part. Can ya dig it?" "Next time you hear grown folks talkin' shut the f**k up ya hear" Crazy topic but its worth the laughs!
Link Posted: 3/21/2002 6:33:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/21/2002 8:22:54 PM EDT
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinski.
Link Posted: 3/21/2002 8:35:14 PM EDT
Da only sho money is Ho money...
Link Posted: 3/22/2002 2:45:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed: Git Yo'se'f an UZI. That will kill yo' azz fasta den a 9 millimeta!
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Don't forget mother-of-pearl grip and gold-plating.
Link Posted: 3/22/2002 2:56:01 PM EDT
"Starsky! What it is?" -Huggy Bear
Link Posted: 3/22/2002 2:57:54 PM EDT
"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to YOU."
Link Posted: 3/22/2002 2:59:10 PM EDT
May be a little off but here it goes: That bitch better have my money, COme rain come snow or come shine That bitch better have my money, Not some, not half, not most but all my money. That bitch better have my money, -I'm gonna get you sucka- (great movie)
Link Posted: 3/22/2002 3:07:30 PM EDT
No more Mr. Niceguy... On your knees bitch!
Link Posted: 3/22/2002 6:13:35 PM EDT
cash money hos
Link Posted: 3/22/2002 7:46:44 PM EDT
"My bitch betta have my money...not some, not half! My bitch betta have ALL my cash...or I'll break my foot off in her ass!" -Huggy Bear (I'm Gonna Get 'Ya Sucka)
Link Posted: 3/22/2002 9:23:58 PM EDT
"Get Your Bitch-Ass back in the kitchen and Make Me some pies!" -Eric Cartman
Link Posted: 3/22/2002 9:33:18 PM EDT
This was a great one. Who remembers the ebonified Delta commercial? [url]http://www.siccoproductionz.com/delta.html[/url]
Link Posted: 3/22/2002 10:52:18 PM EDT
after your women is crying her eyes out in front of you after she finds out that you slept with her sister: "Honey, this will make you a stronger person" [:D]
Link Posted: 3/23/2002 4:11:21 PM EDT
Pimps up........Hoes Down....
Link Posted: 3/23/2002 6:16:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/23/2002 6:17:48 PM EDT by MatthewDaugherty]
It goes something like this. "I'll put you under Pimp Arrest for reckless eyeballin." Pimps up Hoes down Supposedly Hoes are not allowed to look at pimps on the da screet. Something about not wanting to be identified on the street to people like the police.
Link Posted: 3/23/2002 6:50:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/23/2002 10:26:50 PM EDT by M4_Aiming_at_U]
Bitch hopped in my car,she said "where we goin?" I said Im Ric the pimp and you goin hoe'in "Ive had a whole lot of bitces in my lifetime,Ive been blessed with the right game always said the right line."
Link Posted: 3/23/2002 10:18:11 PM EDT
you never met a mutherf^cker like me!
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 7:18:21 PM EDT
I don't fancy myself either a pimp or a mac, but I recently dropped the following on a snobby woman with a bad complexion who cut in line at a bar then visibly tried to protect her drink from me. "Bitch, don't worry me slippin you a roofie. If I drop anything in your drink it will be some Acutane.: Roofie is slang for Rohypnol (aka "the Date Rape Drug"). Acutane is a hardcore prescription-only acne medication.
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 8:40:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JAW: I don't fancy myself either a pimp or a mac, but I recently dropped the following on a snobby woman with a bad complexion who cut in line at a bar then visibly tried to protect her drink from me. "Bitch, don't worry me slippin you a roofie. If I drop anything in your drink it will be some Acutane.: Roofie is slang for Rohypnol (aka "the Date Rape Drug"). Acutane is a hardcore prescription-only acne medication.
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I love it man,only a pimp could come up wth something like that to snap back with!
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