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Posted: 3/21/2002 6:33:08 PM EDT
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Git Yo'se'f an UZI. That will kill yo' azz fasta den a 9 millimeta!
I can't believe I just posted that [:)] |
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Posted: 3/21/2002 8:22:54 PM EDT
[#2]
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinski.
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Posted: 3/21/2002 8:35:14 PM EDT
[#3]
Da only sho money is Ho money...
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Posted: 3/22/2002 2:45:28 PM EDT
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Quoted: Git Yo'se'f an UZI. That will kill yo' azz fasta den a 9 millimeta! Don't forget mother-of-pearl grip and gold-plating. |
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Posted: 3/22/2002 2:56:01 PM EDT
[#5]
"Starsky! What it is?"
-Huggy Bear |
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Posted: 3/22/2002 2:57:54 PM EDT
[#6]
"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to YOU."
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Posted: 3/22/2002 2:59:10 PM EDT
[#7]
May be a little off but here it goes:
That bitch better have my money, COme rain come snow or come shine That bitch better have my money, Not some, not half, not most but all my money. That bitch better have my money, -I'm gonna get you sucka- (great movie) |
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Posted: 3/22/2002 3:07:30 PM EDT
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No more Mr. Niceguy... On your knees bitch! |
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Posted: 3/22/2002 6:13:35 PM EDT
[#9]
cash money hos
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Posted: 3/22/2002 7:46:44 PM EDT
[#10]
"My bitch betta have my money...not some, not half! My bitch betta have ALL my cash...or I'll break my foot off in her ass!"
-Huggy Bear (I'm Gonna Get 'Ya Sucka) |
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Posted: 3/22/2002 9:23:58 PM EDT
[#11]
"Get Your Bitch-Ass back in the kitchen and Make Me some pies!"
-Eric Cartman |
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Posted: 3/22/2002 9:33:18 PM EDT
[#12]
This was a great one. Who remembers the ebonified Delta commercial?
[url]http://www.siccoproductionz.com/delta.html[/url] |
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Posted: 3/22/2002 10:52:18 PM EDT
[#13]
after your women is crying her eyes out in front of you after she finds out that you slept with her sister:
"Honey, this will make you a stronger person" [:D] |
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Posted: 3/23/2002 4:11:21 PM EDT
[#14]
Pimps up........Hoes Down....
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Posted: 3/23/2002 6:16:31 PM EDT
[#15]
It goes something like this.
"I'll put you under Pimp Arrest for reckless eyeballin." Pimps up Hoes down Supposedly Hoes are not allowed to look at pimps on the da screet. Something about not wanting to be identified on the street to people like the police. |
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Posted: 3/23/2002 6:50:20 PM EDT
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Bitch hopped in my car,she said "where we goin?" I said Im Ric the pimp and you goin hoe'in
"Ive had a whole lot of bitces in my lifetime,Ive been blessed with the right game always said the right line." |
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Posted: 3/23/2002 10:18:11 PM EDT
[#17]
you never met a mutherf^cker like me!
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Posted: 3/24/2002 7:18:21 PM EDT
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I don't fancy myself either a pimp or a mac, but I recently dropped the following on a snobby woman with a bad complexion who cut in line at a bar then visibly tried to protect her drink from me.
"Bitch, don't worry me slippin you a roofie. If I drop anything in your drink it will be some Acutane.: Roofie is slang for Rohypnol (aka "the Date Rape Drug"). Acutane is a hardcore prescription-only acne medication. |
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Posted: 3/24/2002 8:40:09 PM EDT
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Quoted: I don't fancy myself either a pimp or a mac, but I recently dropped the following on a snobby woman with a bad complexion who cut in line at a bar then visibly tried to protect her drink from me. "Bitch, don't worry me slippin you a roofie. If I drop anything in your drink it will be some Acutane.: Roofie is slang for Rohypnol (aka "the Date Rape Drug"). Acutane is a hardcore prescription-only acne medication. I love it man,only a pimp could come up wth something like that to snap back with! |
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