...or, never check your email when you can't sleep:

[b]"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when
you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's
left of your unit."[/b]

-- In the August 1993 issue of PS magazine (p. 9), the Army's
magazine of preventive maintenance


[b] G: "If we do happen to step on a mine, sir, what do we do?"
EB: "Normal procedure, lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and
scatter oneself over a wide area."

-- Somewhere in No Man's Land, BA4[/b]

[:D]