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Posted: 3/15/2002 11:26:44 AM EDT
A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel off prize label. She pulls off the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!" The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!" The blonde replies, "No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!" By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!" Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!" The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads it ......................... It reads: "WIN- A-BAGEL!"
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 11:40:24 AM EDT
A gorgeous busty blonde approaches the roulette table, asks the croupiers if she can take off her top for good luck -"Sure."- puts a stack of chips onto 17, the wheel spins, the ball comes to a halt, the blonde shrieks "17! Yes! I won I won!", grabs the pot and takes off. .... "Hmm, did 17 actually win?" ..."Dunno, dude, I thought you were watching."
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 3:33:28 PM EDT
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one." Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts our, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 3:34:03 PM EDT
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6' 2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6' 5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Link Posted: 3/16/2002 3:21:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/16/2002 3:22:34 AM EDT by huntclubsec]
Why does it say T.G.I.F. on a blonds bra? Tits Go In First [:)>]
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