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Posted: 3/12/2002 6:34:15 AM EDT
[url]http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,15410-10277492,00.html[/url] Boy, I guess she's pissed. "It is much better to be pissed off than pissed on.".....me. CJ
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 6:41:52 AM EDT
Brit, how did it feel when you realized that people were pissing on you? "Well, you know, being a star has it's drawbacks like for example, this one time when I was auditioning for my first singing job, the director asked me to lie down on the couch and close my eyes and open my mouth...I thought it was going to be a, well, you know, one of those singing lessons...er or, a voice lesson."
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 7:06:05 AM EDT
She sounds so much better with the mute on. [whacko]
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 7:18:27 AM EDT
I figured her for the type that would like "golden" showers. Hope she fades away soon. [50]
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 7:43:12 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 8:01:41 AM EDT
Excellent point, Waldo! I suspect it's because they are poor folk who haven't paid the water bill, and without water the toilet won't flush. So they use buckets. Also they're quite handy for shutting up street parties below at 4 in the morning! CJ
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 8:07:16 AM EDT
I suspect this is an urban legend in the making. Does have "poetic justice" written all over it, though! [:P]
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 8:13:52 AM EDT
"Ah yes" only in LA
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 8:35:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 8:44:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Waldo: Not a bad idea, but I really have to wonder about people in LA who keep buckets full of piss in their homes[shock]
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Possibly they were soccer fans and were getting the supplies ready for their urine bombs. Ban the urine.....for the children.
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 8:50:40 AM EDT
"It is much better to be pissed off than pissed on.".....me. CJ
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"Unless you are pissed off because you got pissed on".......gwigg
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 8:53:03 AM EDT
"But, but.....I thought everyone loved me. Why do people have to be so mean? Sobbbbb."[>(]
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 9:07:07 AM EDT
hurling bucket-loads at the 21-year-old singer
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1 bucket is a gallon (128oz) or more, and it would take at least a week to fill up a bucket with piss (accounting for evaporation). That's a shit load of old piss [puke]
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 9:13:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/12/2002 9:14:40 AM EDT by dave223]
Originally Posted By Chaingun:
hurling bucket-loads at the 21-year-old singer
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1 bucket is a gallon (128oz) or more, and it would take at least a week to fill up a bucket with piss (accounting for evaporation). That's a shit load of old piss [puke]
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This is a good point.....That means they would have to be storing buckets of piss for these types of occasions. Hope the have a HAZMAT safe. [shock]
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 9:30:23 AM EDT
No, you can get a gallon of piss a LOT faster than you might think. It only takes FOUR "forties" to do it, with 12 ounces left over. I'm sure that in some parts of LA, you can find lots of people who've had more than one 40 in the past hour! CJ
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 11:55:37 AM EDT
Awful, corny joke time! You have been warned. If you're the type that really hates corny jokes, leave NOW! If Britney Spears had a handgun, what round do you think she'd be most likely to shoot? .40+P. I warned ya! CJ
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 2:35:51 PM EDT
cmjohnson, I was prepared for a corny joke. I was not, however, prepared for THAT. Good job. Now to clean the Pepsi from screen and keyboard (seems to happen a lot on this board...)
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 2:40:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/12/2002 2:55:09 PM EDT by UlysseNardin_1846]
Her bodyguards should have opened fired on those POS scumbags! Shouldn't those POS be charged with assault with a caustic chemical or something? This folks, constitutes a hate crime, IMO!!!! And what city are these dirtbags in?
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 2:50:59 PM EDT
ROFLMAO......40+p.......snort, chortle....too good. As for the article, I know convicts use this tactic, been in a few bars where the urinal was a funnel, garden hose and a five gallon bucket, but in your HOUSE?!?!?! WTF?
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 3:04:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By cmjohnson: .40+P. I warned ya!
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C'mon, at LEAST you could've picked a round that actually has a +P variant! [:D]
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 3:05:16 PM EDT
The article didn't say this WASN'T in the WATS area, now did it? I might expect bucket-o-pee out of THAT area! CJ
Link Posted: 3/12/2002 4:05:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By cmjohnson: The article didn't say this WASN'T in the WATS area, now did it? I might expect bucket-o-pee out of THAT area! CJ
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That would make sense... slop sink next to the bed.
Link Posted: 3/14/2002 3:27:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/14/2002 3:28:34 PM EDT by DoubleFeed]
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