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Posted: 2/15/2006 4:25:24 PM EDT
I just suffered thru the last hour of the Thunderbirds ,
the latest live action movie, I think it was in theaters breifly last spring,

absolutely horrible,
I'm guessing the folks that made it never saw the original series,,,

opinions?
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 4:50:13 PM EDT
SYRIANA
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 4:52:36 PM EDT
Thunderbirds did suck but worst ever, eh
Haven't seen Syriana yet, when it shows up on HBO maybe
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 4:58:54 PM EDT
The worst movie ever was M. Knight Shamalan's "The Village". I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 5:01:01 PM EDT
hitchhikers guide through the galaxy,

what a waste of 2 hours.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 5:06:28 PM EDT
I can't pick the worst but these were painful:
Tango and Cash.
Last Action Hero.
Raisin Arizona.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 5:14:44 PM EDT
Highlander 2
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 5:33:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JohnTheTexican:
Highlander 2

Close.

After double-checking this site out…
Bad Movies

I still believe that Yor: The Hunter From the Future is still the “Winner”
One of the more "Intelligent" Scenes
and
His Theme Music


This movie helped kill a local Movie Theater. It played this movie, the theater died shortly thereafter.
I still can't believe I saw this thing in the theater. It was recently on Satellite. I skipped it I'm glad to say.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 5:35:15 PM EDT
Blair Witch Project

Boring, every other word was F***, really lame photography, zero acting ability by the limited (amateur) cast, very predictable, just glad that I didn't pay anything to see it. Only took 20 minutes to watch as I used fast forward a lot.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 5:44:29 PM EDT
Terms of Endearment

a friggin' 2+ hour soap opera.

wganz

Link Posted: 2/15/2006 5:45:13 PM EDT
birth
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 5:49:05 PM EDT

Clearly, none of you have seen R.O.T.O.R.

Link Posted: 2/15/2006 5:50:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Paradude54:
Blair Witch Project

Boring, every other word was F***, really lame photography, zero acting ability by the limited (amateur) cast, very predictable, just glad that I didn't pay anything to see it. Only took 20 minutes to watch as I used fast forward a lot.



+1, Blair Witch SUCKED.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 5:52:22 PM EDT
Uncle Rico's video of himself.....throwing the footballs.



jj
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 6:07:30 PM EDT
Yor hunter from the future ....hands down
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 6:12:38 PM EDT
AI.... and it's all cause of the last twenty minutes.

Steven Spielberg was on crack, the movie would have been fine if it ended when he fell in the water.

For those that haven't seen it, just stop the movie at that point, call it a tragedy, and it's over.

No Expert
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 6:32:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe:

Originally Posted By Paradude54:
Blair Witch Project

Boring, every other word was F***, really lame photography, zero acting ability by the limited (amateur) cast, very predictable, just glad that I didn't pay anything to see it. Only took 20 minutes to watch as I used fast forward a lot.



+1, Blair Witch SUCKED.



It wasn't bad compared to the sequel.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 6:47:48 PM EDT
Howard the Duck
Thin Red Line
Battlefield Earth
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 6:49:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:

Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe:

Originally Posted By Paradude54:
Blair Witch Project

Boring, every other word was F***, really lame photography, zero acting ability by the limited (amateur) cast, very predictable, just glad that I didn't pay anything to see it. Only took 20 minutes to watch as I used fast forward a lot.



+1, Blair Witch SUCKED.



It wasn't bad compared to the sequel.



I refused to see that based upon my experience with the first....sounds like I made a good call.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 6:50:57 PM EDT
I can't count how many "worst movies" I've suffered through.... HBO is the worst fukin' thing around when it comes to "selling" the crap. (followed closely by SPIKE TV, Stars, SciFi, et al.)
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 7:46:45 PM EDT
Tremors 4 is the worst one I own (it came with Tremors).

Doom was the worst I've seen recently.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:53:21 PM EDT
Obviously none of you have ever seen Being John Malkovich
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 10:38:04 PM EDT
Brokeback Mountain

Bio-Dome

Gigli
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:27:19 PM EDT
Yentl. I'd rather stick needles in my eye (and ears).
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:30:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:
Brokeback Mountain

Bio-Dome

Gigli



You went to see HOMOback mountain?????
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:38:58 PM EDT
Alexander!!!
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:59:10 PM EDT
Dungeons & Dragons. I found it in a trash can, and I should have left it there. I thought casting Jeremy Irons (aka Simon Gruber from Diehard) as the bad guy would work very well, but it didn't work at all. Even Thora Birch was terrible in it. Zoe McLellan showed promise, but one ok performance couldn't even slow down this trainwreck. Marlon Wayans was just disgraceful. For $35 million dollars, you'd think the props wouldn't look like they were bought from Toys R Us. I could go on for several pages, but I'll stop. It was just that bad.z
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 12:02:25 AM EDT
Worst Movie Ever...hmmm


Things that came to mind...

"Requirem for a Dream"

"The Pest"

On a side note, I just watched "Striptease" with Demi Moore, just for laughs since I couldnt sleep, to be fair, not a half bad movie, and she is a wicked dancer....its on HBO this month
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 12:54:31 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2006 12:58:55 AM EDT by OBird]
The WORST movie I have EVER seen is a little-known Jackie Chan flick called "Fantasy Mission Force." Even after watching the whole thing with two friends, I still cannot even loosely give any sort of plot outline....there is not plot as far as I can tell. We THINK it's supposed to be a comedy, that's about as much as I can say.

In hindsight, I guess it was so ridiculously stupid that it's actually funny (think "Plan 9 from Outer Space"). But it still makes you literally feel like your IQ level has dropped after watching it.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 6:54:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PROFESSORCHAOS:
Obviously none of you have ever seen Being John Malkovich



That was a great movie. It's too unconventional for some people though.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 7:03:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:

Originally Posted By PROFESSORCHAOS:
Obviously none of you have ever seen Being John Malkovich



That was a great movie. It's too unconventional for some people though.



don't get me wrong....i usually like unconventional stuff, but that was just a little too far out there for me
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 7:08:17 PM EDT
I wanted to see Battlefield Earth and forced my buddies to go see it. It sucked soo much that I gave my buddies their money back.

Honorable mention:
AI
13 Ghosts
Hostle (scary my ass, its just gross)
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 7:17:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Speedinc:

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:
Brokeback Mountain

Bio-Dome

Gigli



You went to see HOMOback mountain?????



Nope, but I am still saying it is one of the worst movies ever made, just because.

I have seen Bio-Dome and Gigli, unfortunately
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 7:20:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jjrockbush:
Uncle Rico's video of himself.....throwing the footballs.



jj



Funny.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 7:23:41 PM EDT
The number one winner is STEEL JUSTICE.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 7:30:11 PM EDT
damn,
y'all really have watched some suck movies!!!

i started this thead because i was extremely disappointed in the movie (thunderbirds)
it was a total hack of the original series,

i didn't realize there were so many bad movies that folks actually watched,
(if it's that bad i usually change channels or turn it off, unless females are getting nekid!)

thanks for the replies,
i know what to avoid now!!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 8:41:39 PM EDT
Suck ass movies?

Unfaithful...... I hated that fucking movie with a passion.

Crazy/Beautiful....... I hated that fucking movie with a passion too
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 6:21:20 AM EDT
The worst I have seen are Freddy Got Fingered and Scary Movie.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 8:25:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/17/2006 8:26:04 AM EDT by ProfessorEvil]

Originally Posted By OBird:
The WORST movie I have EVER seen is a little-known Jackie Chan flick called "Fantasy Mission Force." Even after watching the whole thing with two friends, I still cannot even loosely give any sort of plot outline....there is not plot as far as I can tell. We THINK it's supposed to be a comedy, that's about as much as I can say.

In hindsight, I guess it was so ridiculously stupid that it's actually funny (think "Plan 9 from Outer Space"). But it still makes you literally feel like your IQ level has dropped after watching it.



I bought that on DVD for $.50 one day, and spent about thirty minutes trying to figure out if I was high.

Think they've been already mentioned but..
Battlefield Earth
Mission to Mars


Originally Posted By 556A2:
Unfaithful...... I hated that fucking movie with a passion.



Chicks seem to love that one...
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 8:39:02 AM EDT
True Lies
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 8:43:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 53vortec:
True Lies




Link Posted: 2/17/2006 9:06:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/17/2006 9:44:23 AM EDT by Alien]

Originally Posted By PROFESSORCHAOS:

Originally Posted By raven:

Originally Posted By PROFESSORCHAOS:
Obviously none of you have ever seen Being John Malkovich



That was a great movie. It's too unconventional for some people though.



don't get me wrong....i usually like unconventional stuff, but that was just a little too far out there for me



That movie was extremely painful to watch. I felt like I had dropped 20 IQ points after watching it. The only redeeming value was the brunette chick talking about her nipples being hard.

Seriously, "unconventional?" Yeah unconventional as in retarded!

media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/stolenlaptop.wmv
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 11:03:24 AM EDT
Some of the previous mentioned movies I like, a couple I really like. Some are bad. Some I haven't seen.

But the hands-down, all time worst movie I have ever seen is....

wait for it....

I'm going to piss people off....

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

What a piece of shit that movie is.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 11:16:31 AM EDT
Mission to Mars was teh suxer.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 11:22:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:

Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe:

Originally Posted By Paradude54:
Blair Witch Project

Boring, every other word was F***, really lame photography, zero acting ability by the limited (amateur) cast, very predictable, just glad that I didn't pay anything to see it. Only took 20 minutes to watch as I used fast forward a lot.



+1, Blair Witch SUCKED.



It wasn't bad compared to the sequel.



They actually made a sequel to that bunch of crap!?
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 11:23:13 AM EDT
Canibal, The Musical That movie was so bad it was funny, I actually watched it all the way through just to see if it could get any worse-and it did
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 11:35:11 AM EDT
Cool as Ice
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 1:23:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NorthernBornRebel:
Canibal, The Musical That movie was so bad it was funny, I actually watched it all the way through just to see if it could get any worse-and it did



You didn't like the Chinese Indians? "We are Iindians...see our teeeepeeees."
or
Let's build a Snowman!
or
"You're not Southern Boys!"

"Yeah, but ou put your feet in shoes."
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 1:28:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gardenWeasel:

Originally Posted By NorthernBornRebel:
Canibal, The Musical That movie was so bad it was funny, I actually watched it all the way through just to see if it could get any worse-and it did



You didn't like the Chinese Indians? "We are Iindians...see our teeeepeeees."
or
Let's build a Snowman!
or
"You're not Southern Boys!"

"Yeah, but ou put your feet in shoes."



"Lets Build a Snowman!" is hilarious. The song is one of the first tracks on my humor playlist on my ipod.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 5:49:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By zoom:
Dungeons & Dragons. I found it in a trash can, and I should have left it there. I thought casting Jeremy Irons (aka Simon Gruber from Diehard) as the bad guy would work very well, but it didn't work at all. Even Thora Birch was terrible in it. Zoe McLellan showed promise, but one ok performance couldn't even slow down this trainwreck. Marlon Wayans was just disgraceful. For $35 million dollars, you'd think the props wouldn't look like they were bought from Toys R Us. I could go on for several pages, but I'll stop. It was just that bad.z

Agreed, when people ask what is the most terrible, this is always at the top of my list. What a total waste of money.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 9:27:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 53vortec:
True Lies



True Lies rules. One of Arnolds most entertaining films.


Rocky Horror is the worst ever. I stand corrected.
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