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Posted: 2/17/2006 9:30:21 PM EDT

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True Lies

True Lies rules. One of Arnolds most entertaining films.

+1

Posted: 2/17/2006 9:56:27 PM EDT

[#2]

No one has nominated "Alone In the Dark"? It's bad, real bad. But not so much that it's campy/funny, which makes it even worse.
Tara Reid as an anthropologist, need I say more?

Posted: 2/18/2006 4:33:12 AM EDT

[#3]

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No one has nominated "Alone In the Dark"? It's bad, real bad. But not so much that it's campy/funny, which makes it even worse.
Tara Reid as an anthropologist, need I say more?

That was quite terrible. I hadn't heard of that director (Uwe Boll) before, but he is now on my 'must avoid' list. The plot was ridiculous, the acting was bad, numerous glaring flaws in logic, poor special effects, etc.

Posted: 2/19/2006 4:29:02 PM EDT

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Im guessing none of you have ever seen Demi Moores first starring role PARASITE!!!!

Posted: 2/20/2006 5:17:13 AM EDT

[#5]

Over the Rainbow

It's a midget-fest

Posted: 2/20/2006 11:55:12 AM EDT

[#6]

Gang Land has to be one of the worst movies ever made.

Posted: 2/20/2006 11:56:05 AM EDT

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Im guessing none of you have ever seen Demi Moores first starring role PARASITE!!!!
i1.tinypic.com/o60bxh.jpg

I saw that. It was a cheesy 3-D flick.

Posted: 2/20/2006 9:14:12 PM EDT

[#8]

all your bad movie are belong to this ^

Posted: 2/21/2006 10:57:45 AM EDT

[#9]

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Over the Rainbow

It's a midget-fest

But it had Carrie Fisher (back when she was still hot) & midgets!!!!! On the minus side: Chevy Chase

Posted: 2/25/2006 10:20:46 AM EDT

[#10]

Dude Where's My Car? (at least I saw it for free)
Jaws the Revenge

Posted: 2/25/2006 10:33:01 AM EDT

[#11]

Super Troopers.

It was so bad, we stopped it half-way through and took it back to blockbuster to demand a different movie.

Posted: 2/25/2006 10:46:13 AM EDT

[#12]

Obviously none of you have ever seen the movie Spookies.

I'll second AI. That movie was a load of crap especially considering all of the hype.

Posted: 2/25/2006 10:48:11 AM EDT

[#13]

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I can't pick the worst but these were painful:
Tango and Cash.
Last Action Hero.
Raisin Arizona.

Raising Arizona? You're crazy dude.

Posted: 2/25/2006 11:35:08 AM EDT

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Super Troopers.

It was so bad, we stopped it half-way through and took it back to blockbuster to demand a different movie.

Noted that Jaltered has no sense of humor...

"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"

Posted: 2/25/2006 5:15:17 PM EDT

[#15]

The Talented Mr. Ripley......... THE worse freaking movie.

Vampires

Lost in Translation

Posted: 2/25/2006 5:18:30 PM EDT

[#16]

The Hazing.

Posted: 2/25/2006 5:23:00 PM EDT

[#17]

Iron Eagle.....

III

Posted: 2/25/2006 5:46:09 PM EDT

[#18]

Zombiez
Zardon

Posted: 2/25/2006 6:15:07 PM EDT

[#19]

Dark Star

Sam

Posted: 2/25/2006 6:15:13 PM EDT

[#20]

Blair Witch

Posted: 2/25/2006 6:17:55 PM EDT

[#21]

I must be the only person on the planet who sat all the way through "Sphere" with Dustin Hoffman, Sharon Stone, and Samuel L. Jackson.

How bad was it? It was so bad, I actually bought a copy to use as a benchmark to use in judging all other movies from here on out.

The only possible redeeming feature was watching Queen Latifa being eaten by jellyfish, if you can picture that.

Just let that image settle in for a minute and you can imagine how bad the rest of the movie was.

Posted: 3/2/2006 7:06:05 AM EDT

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AI.... and it's all cause of the last twenty minutes.

Steven Spielberg was on crack, the movie would have been fine if it ended when he fell in the water.

For those that haven't seen it, just stop the movie at that point, call it a tragedy, and it's over.

No Expert

+1 -- it only sucked because Spielberg had to finish the making of the film and then he added that bull at the end of the movie.

Posted: 3/2/2006 2:13:20 PM EDT

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Dungeons & Dragons. I found it in a trash can, and I should have left it there. I thought casting Jeremy Irons (aka Simon Gruber from Diehard) as the bad guy would work very well, but it didn't work at all. Even Thora Birch was terrible in it. Zoe McLellan showed promise, but one ok performance couldn't even slow down this trainwreck. Marlon Wayans was just disgraceful. For $35 million dollars, you'd think the props wouldn't look like they were bought from Toys R Us. I could go on for several pages, but I'll stop. It was just that bad.z

Holy crap that was bad!!!!!! We recently rented it for some unexplained reason. You would think something with the "D&D" label would beget some decent special effects but Jesus- not the case.

Super Troopers.

It was so bad, we stopped it half-way through and took it back to blockbuster to demand a different movie.

Blasphemy!

Posted: 3/2/2006 2:42:15 PM EDT

[#24]

I wish video stores had computers in them so you could look up films on IMDB.

Posted: 3/2/2006 5:07:32 PM EDT

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all your bad movie are belong to this ^

That is one bad turkey. I can never imagine being turned off hearing Nicole Kidman writhing in bed moaning, but I was. I thought she was doing a bad impression of a bad porn movie.

And rest of the movie is crap, too.

Posted: 3/2/2006 5:20:12 PM EDT

[#26]

The Life Aquatic.

Posted: 3/2/2006 6:34:23 PM EDT

[#27]

While some of those are truly awful (and some are true cult classics) I assure you that the Worst. Movie. Ever. is:

It makes every movie mentioned so far look like a masterpiece. I defy you to try and sit through even a minute of this steaming, stinking turd.

Posted: 3/3/2006 1:02:13 AM EDT

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Canibal, The Musical That movie was so bad it was funny, I actually watched it all the way through just to see if it could get any worse-and it did

I think that was the point

The sky is blue, and all the leaves are green
The suns as warm as a baked potato
I think you know excatly what I mean
When I say, its a shpdoinkle daaaay!!!!

My votes for worst movie would have to be Willard, and honorable mention to Napoleon Dinamite(not the worste move ever but damn close)

Posted: 3/3/2006 1:25:19 AM EDT

[#29]

I cannot believe no one has mentioned "Showgirls".

Death Race 2000

Posted: 3/3/2006 1:51:23 AM EDT

[#30]

I am officailly changing my vote from AI..... to something I just saw for the first time:

XXX: State of The Union.

The first XXX was an enjoyable bit of entertainment....an urbanized "anti-James Bond" flick,
the sequel.....shit. total, unadulterated shit. I feel sorry for Willem Dafoe (one of the actors I like) having his name associated with that steaming pile of shit.

No Expert

Posted: 3/3/2006 8:49:58 AM EDT

[#31]

"Being John Malcovich" sucked big time, had a friend sucker me into renting it. I also hate Bette Midler, so pretty much anything shes in that she doesn't get killed probably sucks.

Posted: 3/3/2006 2:20:07 PM EDT

[#32]

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My votes for worst movie would have to be Willard, and honorable mention to Napoleon Dinamite(not the worste move ever but damn close)

I saw it once and was abhorred. I saw it again and loved it.

Posted: 3/3/2006 2:55:51 PM EDT

[#33]

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"Being John Malcovich" sucked big time, had a friend sucker me into renting it. I also hate Bette Midler, so pretty much anything shes in that she doesn't get killed probably sucks.

Well then you would love "Drowning Mona." She plays Mona and she drowns in the first 3 minutes.

But since ½ the movie is a kinda' flashback/background story she's still active in the movie.

Posted: 3/4/2006 3:33:07 PM EDT

[#34]

Pink Flamingos, hands down, no question, end of contest

Posted: 3/4/2006 3:37:09 PM EDT

[#35]

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Canibal, The Musical That movie was so bad it was funny, I actually watched it all the way through just to see if it could get any worse-and it did

I like that movie.

"Let's build a snowman......."

"You want some fudge, Packer"?

Posted: 3/4/2006 3:52:20 PM EDT

[#36]

Deuce Euro.

Posted: 3/4/2006 7:57:03 PM EDT

[#37]

"Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow"
I finally saw it today, the suckage was strong with this one

Posted: 3/4/2006 8:09:08 PM EDT

[#38]

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Canibal, The Musical That movie was so bad it was funny, I actually watched it all the way through just to see if it could get any worse-and it did

You didn't like the Chinese Indians? "We are Iindians...see our teeeepeeees."
or
Let's build a Snowman!
or
"You're not Southern Boys!"

"Yeah, but ou put your feet in shoes."

+1. When I saw the Indians (I think actually they were Japanese), with their swords on their waists, saying "we are Iiiindiannns...." I was almost crying I laughed so hard.

http://www.cannibalthemusical.org/video/teepees.avi