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Posted: 1/27/2006 5:59:47 AM EDT
I was in the sauna last night at the gym, and someone had left one of those "celebrity" magazines in there. What the hay, I pick it up and thumb thru. Nothing but pictures. I don't think there was an article in the whole thing more than 3 sentences long.
Anyway... I come across a picture of Natalie Portman sporting a black lace dress and a paige boy hair cut at some award show thing.


OMFG! She has got to be one of the sexiest woman out there! I don't know what it is, but holy moly..... I remember her from The Professional, but she didn't look like that! I don't have much interest in Star Wars... Any other movies I should consider watching? You know, because they have a good story line and all.


this is the only pic I could find that wasn't the size of New Jersey.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 6:34:55 AM EDT
I haven't seen it, but there was one movie where she played a stripper....saw some screen caps, and they looked real nice
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 6:56:31 AM EDT
Based on that picture? You can have her. I think there are far better actresses than she.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 8:00:43 AM EDT
Wait a second, magazines in a sauna...
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 8:06:24 AM EDT
Who's her barber?
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 10:08:54 AM EDT
Maybe it's just me.....

Okay then, I get dibbs on Natalie Portman.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 10:10:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tuukka:
Wait a second, magazines in a sauna...




Well... it is a magazine, and someone left it in the sauna. Is that okay?
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 10:15:15 AM EDT
Unisex-male haircuts are not appealing, to me, on women.

Link Posted: 1/27/2006 10:20:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pzjgr:
I haven't seen it, but there was one movie where she played a stripper....saw some screen caps, and they looked real nice



the movie is called closer, only got to see parts of it, but she looked hot...
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 10:48:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By rickdawggg:

Originally Posted By pzjgr:
I haven't seen it, but there was one movie where she played a stripper....saw some screen caps, and they looked real nice



the movie is called closer, only got to see parts of it, but she looked hot...



if you can watch it long enough... that movie bored me to tears... actually I don't even think I saw the whole thing.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 11:03:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By efpeter:

Originally Posted By Tuukka:
Wait a second, magazines in a sauna...




Well... it is a magazine, and someone left it in the sauna. Is that okay?



Nothing wrong with the magazine, but I think the interpretation of a sauna is bit different here, you dont read magazines at 90+ Celsius
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 11:46:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pathfinder74:

Originally Posted By rickdawggg:

Originally Posted By pzjgr:
I haven't seen it, but there was one movie where she played a stripper....saw some screen caps, and they looked real nice



the movie is called closer, only got to see parts of it, but she looked hot...



if you can watch it long enough... that movie bored me to tears... actually I don't even think I saw the whole thing.

Yep that is the one . A friend let me borow it and I had to fast forward to the decent parts . Good thing I didn't waste money on it . Nice ass and all , but damn it isn't worth a rental .
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:20:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tuukka:

Originally Posted By efpeter:

Originally Posted By Tuukka:
Wait a second, magazines in a sauna...




Well... it is a magazine, and someone left it in the sauna. Is that okay?



Nothing wrong with the magazine, but I think the interpretation of a sauna is bit different here, you dont read magazines at 90+ Celsius




Ahhhh, didn't see your location. I probably wouldn'..... Let me start over, I definately wouldn't take a magazine into the sauna with me. But it was there, so I picked it up.

Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:33:29 PM EDT
She looks SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better with more hair. In fact I don't like her one bit with that look.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 6:01:47 PM EDT
she is going to be in V for Vendetta
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 8:54:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2006 8:58:09 PM EDT by Zuma]
Closer was unbearable. It was like spending 104 uncomfortable minutes with the most despicable people you could imagine. Not one character was even slightly likable except Natalie Portman whose character, while not 100% honest was at least sincere, and extremely hot at her job as a blond-wigged stripper.



I can't say that the film is worth watching just for her but I can say that it'd be completely worthless without her.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 2:39:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:32:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
Where ya been?

Natalie Portman has been hot for awhile.

If your search-fu is good, you can find her candid "ass-scratching" pics...

Not to mention the topless beach pics .
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:41:58 PM EDT
She has short hair because she shaved her head for her last part.

She is a flaming, gun hating, self loathing liberal.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:43:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:
She has short hair because she shaved her head for her last part.

She is a flaming, gun hating, self loathing liberal.



Ehh, I just want to bury my face in her muff...not marry her
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 8:31:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:
She has short hair because she shaved her head for her last part.

She is a flaming, gun hating, self loathing liberal.




Damn it damn it damn it!


Everytime I start to like someone, I find out they are some kind of flaming liberal piece of shit. Oh well, it's not like I was going to watch any of her movies anyway.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 8:34:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pzjgr:

Originally Posted By DigDug:
She has short hair because she shaved her head for her last part.

She is a flaming, gun hating, self loathing liberal.



Ehh, I just want to bury my face in her muff...not marry her



You do that and you strengthen them and weaken us... her muff will become more powerful and grown beyond control and we'll have nobody to blame but you.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:52:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pathfinder74:

Originally Posted By pzjgr:

Originally Posted By DigDug:
She has short hair because she shaved her head for her last part.

She is a flaming, gun hating, self loathing liberal.



Ehh, I just want to bury my face in her muff...not marry her



You do that and you strengthen them and weaken us... her muff will become more powerful and grown beyond control and we'll have nobody to blame but you.



Oooo, thats quite a picture...a giant Natalie Portman muff bent on world domination...
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 10:00:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pzjgr:
Oooo, thats quite a picture...a giant Natalie Portman muff bent on world domination...



I'd do a Photoshop of "The Death Muff" but I'm fiarly certain that would lock this thread and possible ban me...
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 12:23:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pathfinder74:

Originally Posted By pzjgr:
Oooo, thats quite a picture...a giant Natalie Portman muff bent on world domination...



I'd do a Photoshop of "The Death Muff" but I'm fiarly certain that would lock this thread and possible ban me...




Ehhhhh..... what's 12,000 posts, more or less? This is probably just your troll account anyway.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 2:13:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 8:20:43 PM EDT
"Bad pie. Bad pie" Eric Cartman assimulated by Trapperkeeper.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 10:53:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:
She has short hair because she shaved her head for her last part.

She is a flaming, gun hating, self loathing liberal.

You forgott Draft dodger . ;)
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 11:23:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/31/2006 11:23:47 PM EDT by Max_Power]
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 3:49:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sylvan:
What happens in the movie forum, stays in the movie forum



I'd like to believe that... really I would.
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