Rob, steal, lie - do what you have to and check this one out. Tell the wifey it's foreign, a story about personal reflection - whatever - but watch this movie.
Drugs, sex, and violence - all in the name of soccer. Imagine living in a socialist state, and it's very easy to relate to.
Put the kiddies to bed, grab a frosty Newcastle Brown Ale - and don't forget to turn on the freaking subtitles! Unless you've lived in London for the last ten years, you will have no idea what they're saying 75% of the time. Frank Harper as the psychopath Billy Bright will burn a hole in your brain - the guy's brilliant, scarier than Joe Pesci.
All-Roight son? Jog on!
Does sound good!
Now that sounds especially intriguing.