"(Pause)...What's a fuckass?"
Donnie's other classic rant:
"Good morning!"
"Good morning."
"How much are they paying you to be here?"
"Uh, what?"
"Are you telling us this stuff to try and get us to buy your book? Cause I gotta tell you, that was some of the worst advice I've ever heard."
"Uh-"
"You want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. It takes some time to figure it out, right Jim? And you. Yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well you know what? Maybe you should lift some weights, or take a karate lesson and the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls."
"Do you see this? This is an anger prisoner. A textbook example. Do you see the fear, people? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places."
"You're right, actually. I am pretty- I'm, I'm pretty troubled and I'm, I'm pretty confused. But I... and I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I... I... I think you're the fucking Antichrist."