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Posted: 3/3/2006 6:21:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/3/2006 6:22:14 AM EDT by Dionysus]
Ever been playing and just LOL at someones name? Maybe we can make a list of some of them.

Cheifcrapswithpantson (this is a friends of mine and he got alot more respect after this name ill tell ya)

Dont shoot! (of course a good name to have in BF2)

Why ME?! (another good shooter name)

Gaspain (ya he is a pain)

Col. Mustard (for those who remeber Clue the boadgame.. yes before PCs we use boards for games)

There are a few to get it started ill add more when i think of them have fun!
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 6:23:26 AM EDT
From counter strike

<-- He shot me
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 6:48:36 AM EDT
"your mom"

on call of duty it would read:

"your mom killed l33tgamer007"
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 7:08:06 AM EDT
ricky chain
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 8:13:33 AM EDT
I believe it was BF2 and a similar name to this one but it was somehting like "A Man With The Cure For Cancer"

"Brokeback Mtn" (Battlefield 2- the most recent one I remember)

"A Pink Bunny" (BF2)

"Da Sweet Syrup Sipper Kel-Tec 9mm" (Was Definitely in Counterstrike Source)

"Ghost Bacon" (Ghost Recon)

"Huge Bug Balls" (Ghost Recon)

When I play Halo with a few of my friends, we have this joke when I play using the name "Shawn's Mom".
My friend Garret ALWAYS uses sticky grenades and plays under the name "Wang" so it comes out like this...

"Shawn's Mom Was Stuck By Wang"

Thats all I remember right now, lol.

Nathan



Link Posted: 3/3/2006 8:42:05 AM EDT
KarlMalOWN
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 9:04:14 AM EDT
"1inthestink"
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 9:16:52 AM EDT
In the early days of AA, the IHOP clan. A couple that I remember:

[IHOP] French Toast
[IHOP] Belgum waffle
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 12:36:33 PM EDT
If I'm not playing under the name "Scope" I'll use "EfficientGermanSex"

Because that's how I imagine German sex to be.
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 12:37:31 PM EDT
"2inthepink"
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 12:38:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By -Scope-:
If I'm not playing under the name "Scope" I'll use "EfficientGermanSex"

Because that's how I imagine German sex to be.



imagine away
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 12:42:29 PM EDT
"Someone who can" from BF2.
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 12:46:11 PM EDT
Lichten Feltersnatch
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 12:59:58 PM EDT
robin williams

Link Posted: 3/3/2006 1:12:46 PM EDT
"General Mills"
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 2:05:47 PM EDT
Bringing up Americas Army made me think of some more...

"Smegma" (Americas Army)

"sweaty balls" ( Americas Army)

"Crusty underware" (Americas Army)

"Dick Cheney: Quail Hunter" (Counterstrike Source)

Nathan
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 4:49:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/3/2006 4:49:46 PM EDT by Kharn]
Poopitypants was classy.


Originally Posted By Mattl:
"2inthepink"

I saw a guy named "Two in the pink" and his clanmate "One in the stink" playing together on a server one day in a squad together. It was pretty funny.

Kharn
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 5:19:39 PM EDT
Boob squad hijinks were kinda fun.

Seeing "KatieHolmesBoobs[killed]xxxxx" was kinda fun.


Until Gerber came along with JanetRenosBoobs.....
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 6:27:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By uglygun:
Until Gerber came along with JanetRenosBoobs.....

Sick bastard...

Kharn
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 9:18:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/3/2006 9:20:59 PM EDT by Dionysus]
LOL we are getting some good ones. thanks guys! keep posting em. this is too funny. I remember one from way back, Tribes, this guys name was .... his own penis.... You can only guess how it would read when someone killed him lol. So and so killed his own penis with a mortar!
Link Posted: 3/3/2006 9:30:46 PM EDT
back in the days of star craft I saw...

protos-titute
terran-asoraus rex
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 3:37:46 AM EDT
On BF2- Curtis E. Flush
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 12:58:34 PM EDT
Not names I used. these were from friends and some I saw.

Rommel McHammerpussy
Roman Dildo Factory
Klingon Dildo Knife
Shamus McTittytwister
Hand Solo
Your Mom
A Teamate (looked odd when you killed them) **** killed a teamate.
Dr. TeaKay (yeah guess what he was doing?)
Fat Comicbook Shop Guy


For I while we used "black" or "white" in our names.

Black Elvis
Black Santa
White Jesse Jackson
White Al Sharpton
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 4:21:03 PM EDT
I liked

"FullFrontalYedi"

"ThinkMcfly"

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Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:22:05 PM EDT
I used to play as Grape Jello, and the other clan guys had other jello flavors. We were out to "fill the enemy with flavory goodness."
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 9:36:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 9:42:36 AM EDT
Wack McJoshson - seen him a few BF 2 servers
Biggus Dickus - can forget this one (classic)
A little old lady - dont want to get knifed from this guy

Im useing EvilYardGnome right now in BF2 so if you see me say hi. When i used just YardGnome i didnt get much respect add (evil) and they run in fear!
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 10:45:00 AM EDT
I liked the Time When I made a Kill and it Said:

"[AR15]AmericanSniper [M24] IraqiInsurgent"

Maybe not a funny name, Just the way things should be

Nathan
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:41:08 PM EDT
best one ever

Me_You_Bastard!

you killed Me_You_Bastard!

or you were killed by Me_You_Bastard!
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 2:49:18 AM EDT
Jesus_touches_you

Link Posted: 3/6/2006 3:28:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gaspain:
Jesus_touches_you_inappropriately


Link Posted: 3/6/2006 10:10:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BushmasterGuy77:
I liked the Time When I made a Kill and it Said:

"[AR15]AmericanSniper [M24] IraqiInsurgent"

Maybe not a funny name, Just the way things should be

Nathan



Link Posted: 3/6/2006 10:21:42 AM EDT
Just the other day I seen a new guy whose name was Dick Cheney, so it would read....well you know. The only sad part was he sucked so it didnt come up much.

Also seen:
The pope
My bishop (and priest/pastor)
GreatGrandmaAgitha
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