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Link Posted: 12/30/2007 6:32:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2007 6:34:12 PM EDT by dalesimpson]
Link Posted: 12/30/2007 6:33:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/30/2007 6:37:50 PM EDT
rizzo's gonna gwt wermz!
Link Posted: 12/30/2007 6:38:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rizzo1318:
The taste was not that bad - it left a kind of bitter, stinging taste in the mouth while chewing it, but after I ate it all, the aftertaste didn't linger for too long.


Eatting wild dog?

Wait until tommorrow when you fall over from trying to lick your rear end or you will start sniffing your friends rears.
Link Posted: 12/30/2007 6:40:30 PM EDT
way to go!!
I didn't think you were really gonna do it!!
Link Posted: 12/30/2007 6:41:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SongDog:
A guy told me his friend tried a coyote, because he will try anything, and said he will never do it again.
I know I couldn't do it.


In Christ,

Song Dog
Link Posted: 12/30/2007 6:42:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ar15hookem:

Originally Posted By rizzo1318:
The taste was not that bad - it left a kind of bitter, stinging taste in the mouth while chewing it, but after I ate it all, the aftertaste didn't linger for too long.


Eatting wild dog?

Wait until tommorrow when you fall over from trying to lick your rear end or you will start sniffing your friends rears.



Ummm, lemme know how that works out for ya. If I could lick my own balls I wouldn't even go to work anymore!
Link Posted: 12/30/2007 6:51:46 PM EDT
So, have you been dragging your butt on the carpet yet?


You are a sick individual.....I love it!
Link Posted: 12/30/2007 6:52:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By E22CAPT:
So, have you been dragging your butt on the carpet yet?


You are a sick individual.....I love it!


He coulda shot it a lot easier if you let him use teh tactical couch!
Link Posted: 12/30/2007 6:56:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GR8TWYT:

Originally Posted By E22CAPT:
So, have you been dragging your butt on the carpet yet?


You are a sick individual.....I love it!


He coulda shot it a lot easier if you let him use teh tactical couch!


AH HA! Yet another stellar application for my latest brainstorm!
Link Posted: 12/30/2007 7:03:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By E22CAPT:

Originally Posted By GR8TWYT:

Originally Posted By E22CAPT:
So, have you been dragging your butt on the carpet yet?


You are a sick individual.....I love it!


He coulda shot it a lot easier if you let him use teh tactical couch!


AH HA! Yet another stellar application for my latest brainstorm!


Honestly, think about it. A couple days before the hunt, have the "tactical couch" airlifted (or driven) to your hunting spot of choice. On game day, arrive with your gun & boolits, wearing your custom "couch pattern camo BDU's" available exclusively at www.BedHeadcouchcammies.com - lay on the couch, with one hand down your pants, a bag of cheetos & a six pack of beverages & what for the unsuspecting varmint to come within range. He'll think you're a frickin' OASIS & stop buy for a drink, then KAAAPOWWWWW!!!!! Dinner is served!
Link Posted: 12/30/2007 7:12:17 PM EDT
It would have been better with Tobasco!
Link Posted: 12/30/2007 7:12:41 PM EDT


I'll give you a 10/10 ya got the cahone's.
Link Posted: 12/30/2007 7:26:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By foxherb53:

I'll give you a 10/10 ya got the cahone's.


+1
So, the original question was"Why not eat Coyotes?" Do you have any answers yet?
Link Posted: 12/30/2007 9:06:29 PM EDT
You are a true man.
Link Posted: 12/30/2007 9:10:12 PM EDT
OH MAN, your not right
WOW!
I just don't know what to say Except, you are a man of your word, you said you was going to do it.
Now, I am going back for the video.

In Christ,

Song Dog
Link Posted: 12/30/2007 9:19:21 PM EDT
That video was too FUNNY! Chaunda walks in and I said Rizzo did it. She says, he really ate some coyote?(w/ a awe look on her face) I go YEP!

THIS SHOULD BE MADE A PERMANENT STICKY THREAD!

WTG

In Christ,

Song Dog
Link Posted: 12/30/2007 9:24:18 PM EDT
"How was I really supposed to prove it?"

Post a picture of the pile of shit and see if we can identify it.
Link Posted: 12/30/2007 9:55:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/31/2007 12:48:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2007 12:51:47 AM EDT by rizzo1318]

Originally Posted By dalesimpson:
Good for you rizzo. You are indeed a man of your word.
Would you eat it again?


I don't know - the smell was pretty nasty and the taste - well it wasn't desirable! But if I was starving, (or some money was involved) I guess I'd eat it again!

ETA: I'm actually gonna try the next bobcat (or mountain lion) that I get - so stick around! The best may be yet to come!
Link Posted: 12/31/2007 9:11:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By rizzo1318:
How was I really supposed to prove it? It would have been too easy at any point to switch the coyote with beef - guess the three guys I hunted with, my wife and my two kids will just have to be good enough witnesses.

Add to that the fact I'm not a liar, and you'll just have to accept it.

ETA: If I was gonna cheat, why would I have waited so long to get a "good" coyote?



I for one actually believe you..... you are a man of your word but don't expect me to come to one of your dinner invites

for the next chapter.... waiting for the bobcat.....
Link Posted: 12/31/2007 2:26:16 PM EDT
rizzo you are a man of your word and you definitely got a set bud.
Link Posted: 12/31/2007 3:39:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2007 3:48:34 PM EDT by dalesimpson]


This thread is not going to turn into some kind of pissing contest. Enough already.
Link Posted: 12/31/2007 3:41:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rizzo1318:
How was I really supposed to prove it? It would have been too easy at any point to switch the coyote with beef - guess the three guys I hunted with, my wife and my two kids will just have to be good enough witnesses.

Add to that the fact I'm not a liar, and you'll just have to accept it.

ETA: If I was gonna cheat, why would I have waited so long to get a "good" coyote?


What would happen if I did not accept it? MTNmyMag dinner pics?
Link Posted: 12/31/2007 3:41:54 PM EDT
Are you sick yet?
Link Posted: 12/31/2007 5:17:19 PM EDT
You are a heck of alot braver? dumber? than me. Does the wife just scratch behind your ear now to make you kick your leg?
Link Posted: 12/31/2007 6:01:46 PM EDT
Bobcat is said t be not half bad. Cooked backstraps off a bobcat don't even look disgusting. I'd still pass it up for a bologna sandwich.
Link Posted: 12/31/2007 9:08:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MTNmyMag:

What would happen if I did not accept it? MTNmyMag dinner pics?


Maybe . . . .
Link Posted: 12/31/2007 9:10:33 PM EDT
Well, it's been 48 hours since I ate the yote, and I think it's passed the system check and I'm not dying . . . .

Weird thing is, I keep wanting to piss on every tree that I see.
Link Posted: 12/31/2007 9:29:14 PM EDT


way to go man.. thats freakin sick..

jon.
Link Posted: 12/31/2007 10:32:41 PM EDT
You stand unrivaled by your peers. Ain't nobody else gonna try it.
Link Posted: 12/31/2007 10:51:05 PM EDT
I couldnt keep it in my mouth long enough to chew it good when I tried yote and I was starvin. Youre a better man than me. Yote meat always did look good to me though... looking at it when I would skin them would get me to thinking about venison back strap and that would start my mouth to waterin.
Link Posted: 1/1/2008 6:20:11 PM EDT
Hey Rizzo,
did Annie try it?
You're going to have to sandblast your BBQ grill before you cook anything on it again.
Link Posted: 1/1/2008 6:47:14 PM EDT
I can admit when I'm wrong.

Too bad you didn't take any money over it.
Link Posted: 1/1/2008 9:06:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/1/2008 9:07:53 PM EDT by rizzo1318]
Nope, couldn't get Annie or the kids to try it! You know it's bad when your 4 year old son says "that's gross!"

Good thing is, Annie is already getting used to me circling the bed three times before I lay down!
Link Posted: 1/1/2008 9:12:50 PM EDT
... Good man Glenn, nicely done!
Link Posted: 1/2/2008 1:01:43 AM EDT
WTG Rizzo. I liked the video. The meat actually looked pretty good...no smell factor on video though. You are a man of your word. Did you finish that whole piece of meat or did you stop eating when the video was done?

You should've played up how great it tasted...maybe you could have gained a second income selling Yote steaks to ARFCOMMERS by mail!
Link Posted: 1/2/2008 7:28:42 PM EDT
That is freakin awsome.

Link Posted: 1/2/2008 7:37:16 PM EDT
This thread cracks me up. Thanks for the chuckles. Dude Rizzo your one crazy mo fo.

Yotes smell really bad!
Link Posted: 1/2/2008 8:25:53 PM EDT
Hmmm . . . selling mail order yote steaks . . .

"Guaranteed to Make You Yak or Your Money Back!"
Link Posted: 1/2/2008 9:26:20 PM EDT
Hey congratulations on a nice dog and hats off for keeping your word.

Maybe you can try something else next time, like ... armadillo? LOL!

Good job.

Link Posted: 1/8/2008 10:23:21 AM EDT
Very Nice!

Did it add chest hair or make it fall out?


.
Link Posted: 1/8/2008 11:01:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/8/2008 11:07:40 AM EDT by Hanover_Fists]

Originally Posted By rizzo1318:

Originally Posted By dalesimpson:
Good for you rizzo. You are indeed a man of your word.
Would you eat it again?


I don't know - the smell was pretty nasty and the taste - well it wasn't desirable! But if I was starving, (or some money was involved) I guess I'd eat it again!

ETA: I'm actually gonna try the next bobcat (or mountain lion) that I get - so stick around! The best may be yet to come!


I'm holding out for the Carrion-Eater Dinner thread!

Well done, Rizzo - you're alright in mybook.


Next time you head to the city, give yourself some extra time. There is a lot of these things around:

Link Posted: 1/8/2008 8:15:52 PM EDT
CARRION?! Think I'll leave that up to someone else . . . .
Link Posted: 1/8/2008 11:33:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rizzo1318:

Originally Posted By dalesimpson:
Good for you rizzo. You are indeed a man of your word.
Would you eat it again?


I don't know - the smell was pretty nasty and the taste - well it wasn't desirable! But if I was starving, (or some money was involved) I guess I'd eat it again!

ETA: I'm actually gonna try the next bobcat (or mountain lion) that I get - so stick around! The best may be yet to come!


okay granted,, I am no mountain man...but where does the "smell" come from? glands? urine marking? Congrats~ bravery and integrity, with a touch of crazy curiosity
very nice rizzo!!!
Link Posted: 1/9/2008 10:20:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By endlesssummer:
...snip...
okay granted,, I am no mountain man...but where does the "smell" come from? glands? urine marking? ....


You are what you eat.

Around here they eat parie dogs, ferrets, rabbits, mice. Fur guts and all. So that concentrates into a yote and he stinks from all that stuff he eats, including the rotting trash that gets left out.

Badgers the same way but since they live in a hole they stink even worse. Maybe rizzo could eat that next...
Link Posted: 1/9/2008 3:13:20 PM EDT
got it..I knew that badgers took their prey down into their burrows, then let it decompose...they must stink like no other predator..nasty, mean animals...do you have wolverines?

I have heard that penguins are one of the smelliest things on earth...oils, and dead fish...check!
not going to see many penguins around though it is 65F today in Upstate NY
Link Posted: 1/12/2008 11:43:46 AM EDT
You're #1!
Link Posted: 1/13/2008 11:58:27 PM EDT
Wow rizzo,
I am amazed. I would never have done that. STRONG WORK!!! You win. I really don't know what to say except that you are THE man!
Link Posted: 1/14/2008 12:33:01 AM EDT
Great thread!!! good job,
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