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Posted: 11/29/2007 7:20:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/29/2007 7:22:23 PM EDT by FS_653]
Don't know if this has been posted here before, but...

I've seen some strange things in my time, but this one takes the cake..

Imagine a queen sized bed with the following "features":

  • 1.25" Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding

  • Bio-Chemical Filtered Ventilation

  • Rebreather

  • Control Panel Mode Selection (i.e., Basic System Ops., Intruder Setting, Energy Status, Lock Down, etc.)

  • Cover & Door Actuators w/ Emergency Release

  • One way see through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front)

  • Safety Features (Proximity Sensor, O2 Sensor, Smoke Det., Motion Det. Ect,)

  • Emergency Communication system (Cellular, Short-wave Radio, CB ect.)

  • Audio Amplifier (Amplify sound from out side unit)

  • Air/Water Tight Sealing

  • External Override Key Pad & Remote Control

  • Battery Backup Power

  • Toiletry system


All can be had here: Quantum Sleeper

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There are some things in life that you just can't fix, stupidity is the highest one on the list.
falloutshelter653.org
Link Posted: 11/29/2007 7:33:56 PM EDT

Structural Support:
The basic Quantum Sleeper Unit weights approximately 2000lbs and it is therefore recommended that the installation of the unit on levels other than the ground floor be certified by a PE in civil engineering prior to installation.
Link Posted: 11/29/2007 7:46:20 PM EDT
wow...that is for one paranoid person...imagine their home security if their bed is like that...
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 12:30:32 AM EDT
C'mon guys, toiletry system? And really not a single picture of it? This is a fake product page for a college/high school project.

The idea creeps me out, sounds like sleeping in a big casket.
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 5:59:26 AM EDT
The cost to purchase a basic unit is presently estimated at approximately $135,000.
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 6:06:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARMED-PILOT:
The cost to purchase a basic unit is presently estimated at approximately $135,000.

One is none, two is one, so I'll hafta take 2.
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 6:43:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By EXPY37:

Originally Posted By ARMED-PILOT:
The cost to purchase a basic unit is presently estimated at approximately $135,000.

One is none, two is one, so I'll hafta take 2.


Besides, if you only had one, when the wife gets pissed you cant go sleep on the couch all unprotected!!

Link Posted: 11/30/2007 7:23:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/30/2007 7:24:04 AM EDT by USMC6177]
Can I get one with tank tracks on it?


ETA ooo and I need a main gun on it too maybe a coax MG too
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 8:43:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/30/2007 8:53:26 AM EDT by 45stops-em-quick]

Originally Posted By USMC6177:
Can I get one with tank tracks on it?


ETA ooo and I need a main gun on it too maybe a coax MG too


It would actually be cheaper to buy a real surplus tank and sleep in that! Probably seem more normal than that casket looking thing to anyone who visits too.

Tank your pick.
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 9:16:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 45stops-em-quick:

Originally Posted By USMC6177:
Can I get one with tank tracks on it?


ETA ooo and I need a main gun on it too maybe a coax MG too


It would actually be cheaper to buy a real surplus tank and sleep in that! Probably seem more normal than that casket looking thing to anyone who visits too.

Tank your pick.


Do those prices include shipping?

Michael
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 9:27:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 45stops-em-quick:

Originally Posted By USMC6177:
Can I get one with tank tracks on it?


ETA ooo and I need a main gun on it too maybe a coax MG too


It would actually be cheaper to buy a real surplus tank and sleep in that! Probably seem more normal than that casket looking thing to anyone who visits too.

Tank your pick.


wow.. those are sweeet. the m113.. the ultimate BOV.. lol..
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 12:58:35 PM EDT
I bet it doesn't protect you from Lord Xenu...
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 6:08:23 PM EDT
I bet they don't sell more than 3. There are better ways to spend $135k for security.
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 6:27:35 PM EDT
Can you imagine a bedroom that is actually inside an APC, which is parked inside a house? Imagine the surpise of JBTs, looters, or whomever tries to gang rush the front door only to hear the unmistakable roar of a loud diesel being fire up from within the home!
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 5:37:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 45stops-em-quick:

Originally Posted By USMC6177:
Can I get one with tank tracks on it?


ETA ooo and I need a main gun on it too maybe a coax MG too


It would actually be cheaper to buy a real surplus tank and sleep in that! Probably seem more normal than that casket looking thing to anyone who visits too.

Tank your pick.


Cool link! Thanks! I want one of these now and it's almost affordable at only 9K!

I think that these are also known as a "Gamma Goat"
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:17:27 PM EDT
They forgot the tin foil armor......
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:21:29 PM EDT
It has a microwave and fridge

Rosie probably has 2.
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