Little Tommy was in the 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
>children what their fathers did for a living.
>
>All the typical answers cam up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...Tommy
>was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about
>his father.
>
>"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
>clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
>he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for
>money.
>
>The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
>children to work on some coloring, and took little Tommy aside to ask
>him, "Is that really true about your father?"
>
>" No," said Tommy, " He plays for the Cubs, but I was too embarrassed to
>say so."
>
>
>
>GO SOX

Good  luck in October, I'm a Cub fan . Went to "The Bartman Game"   I hope your shortstop doesn't choke like Gonzo did.

Looks like were going to Wrigley for the Buffett concert. Well the wife is going to Wrigley with co-worker, I will be on a roof top listening.

The Sux , oops , HAHAHa finally selling out tickets, HAHAHAHa , used to be only when the Cubs played on the south side .

As a basaeball fan I will the you this, "Five outs away doesn't a world series make"   and " Don't bring a bat to a gun fight.

Will the Sox choke? Probably , they are from Chicago, hope daley has a stroke.

I thought Tommy's dad worked for John Kerry..............he he

As a Cardinal fan who thinks the Cards are going to fall apart real soon, I hope the Sox win the Big Show.

Rot in hell.

Quoted: Little Tommy was in the 4th grade class when the teacher asked the >children what their fathers did for a living. > >All the typical answers cam up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...Tommy >was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about >his father. > >"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his >clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, >he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for >money. > >The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other >children to work on some coloring, and took little Tommy aside to ask >him, "Is that really true about your father?" > >" No," said Tommy, " He plays for the Cubs, but I was too embarrassed to >say so." > > > >GO SOX

LOL. I could give a shit if all baseball teams went out of business tomorrow, but that was damn funny!!

Some of us are just cursed being Cubs fans!  

We can't help it!

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GO SOX!
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