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Posted: 4/13/2008 4:10:03 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/14/2008 4:56:47 PM EST by oden131]
as of 7:30 saturday, i am officially engaged to robin, aka scarlet1546. Date is pending but will be at lake ouachita, grooms garb is most likely going to be sandals, hawaiian shorts, and tux tops with tails, and your choice of assault weapons since not everyone has a ar-15 yet, the brides garter will be replaced with a thigh holster, if one can be found. that is all


Invite

everyone is invited, i know flatlines, dusty, cowboy and beauitifulstranger are coming, tweeder you should really come and your boat would be invalulable :), hopefully lots more will come too. it will be a good excuse for akubli to get out of the house.

Link Posted: 4/13/2008 4:17:23 PM EST
Well congrats.......
Link Posted: 4/13/2008 6:22:57 PM EST
Congrats to you both and it sounds like an interesting wedding.

What are you going to use as the bouquet and is she going to throw it? heh!
Link Posted: 4/13/2008 6:31:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/13/2008 7:40:25 PM EST
Congratulations!

Link Posted: 4/13/2008 7:41:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By Gladman:
Congrats to you both and it sounds like an interesting wedding.

What are you going to use as the bouquet and is she going to throw it? heh!



Hand Grenade?
Link Posted: 4/13/2008 8:06:36 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/13/2008 8:08:09 PM EST by Hebrew_Battle_Rifle]

Originally Posted By m4geek:

Originally Posted By Gladman:
Congrats to you both and it sounds like an interesting wedding.

What are you going to use as the bouquet and is she going to throw it? heh!



Hand Grenade?


Make it a bandoleer of 5.56 or 7.62 and there will be lots more folks there.

ETA: Congratulations and everthang
Link Posted: 4/13/2008 9:16:21 PM EST
Congratulations!
Link Posted: 4/14/2008 2:24:45 AM EST
Sandals = Combat Flip Flops...check your lexicon, please...

Congrats!!!

Link Posted: 4/14/2008 3:46:10 AM EST
i stand corrected
Link Posted: 4/14/2008 3:58:09 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Gladman:
What are you going to use as the bouquet and is she going to throw it? heh!


the idea is simi-traditional but hey i can flex... have the normal bouquet and put a stiletto in the base because NO ONE will mess with this pretty brides special day.
Link Posted: 4/14/2008 4:32:47 AM EST
CHUMP!


Not you Oden, you Robin, you coulda done a lot better than Jeb


Congrats ya'll. To bad we sold our lake house on ouachita, it coulda been epic. I think it still will be. I'm thinkin we all crash it, then party redneck style on an island for the rest of the weekend. Off to find a few party barges
Link Posted: 4/14/2008 6:34:13 AM EST
Congratulations
Link Posted: 4/14/2008 9:21:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Off to find a few party barges


got a 20 footer. in the middle of replacing the carpeting and working on the seating, but it'll be ready by June
Link Posted: 4/14/2008 9:43:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tweeder:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Off to find a few party barges


got a 20 footer. in the middle of replacing the carpeting and working on the seating, but it'll be ready by June
cool, that's one. probably be all we need, besides a jet ski or 5
Link Posted: 4/14/2008 12:43:14 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/14/2008 12:47:46 PM EST by Tweeder]
suggest you find at LEAST one more. max practical capacity of this boat's about 7-ish

ETA: it's more set up for diving than for passengers.
Link Posted: 4/14/2008 1:18:41 PM EST
she actually said yes?????






Congrats man! (and woman!)
Link Posted: 4/14/2008 1:40:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By Tweeder:
suggest you find at LEAST one more. max practical capacity of this boat's about 7-ish

ETA: it's more set up for diving than for passengers.
Gotcha, Shouldn't be a problem. How big into diving are you? I fuggin love to swim, and explore shit, and I've spent countless hours with Draegers and Scotts on my back, I was just in housefires not underwater I wanna get certified before I go back to Jamaica.
Link Posted: 4/14/2008 6:22:48 PM EST
Congrats
Link Posted: 4/15/2008 5:08:29 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/15/2008 5:08:48 AM EST by Tweeder]

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
I wanna get certified before I go back to Jamaica.


you couldn't pay me to go back to that shithole. Cozumel -- hell, even Grand Cayman -- was MUCH better.


i'm pretty big into it, but unlike Lou, it's just a hobby for me. fawk that diving cold shit.
Link Posted: 4/28/2008 7:39:28 AM EST
it's now official, the wedding will be july 19th at lake ouachita at 1 in the afternoon
Link Posted: 4/28/2008 8:04:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By oden131:
it's now official, the wedding will be july 19th at lake ouachita at 1 in the afternoon
What is it and the 19th with you people?

congrats bro. You and cowboy both shot for the stars and got bullseyes. I'm honestly really happy for all of ya'll. BS and Scarlet, uhm, wtf were ya'll thinkin?
Link Posted: 4/28/2008 8:27:12 AM EST
well she had the 19th off anyway, and its easy for her to remember since her birthday is the 19th of august, also the lake should still be at good water levels
Link Posted: 4/28/2008 9:25:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By oden131:
well she had the 19th off anyway, and its easy for her to remember since her birthday is the 19th of august, also the lake should still be at good water levels


You can just get her a gift the 19th of every month.

Time to start stock piling alcohol
Link Posted: 4/28/2008 7:28:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By Tweeder:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Off to find a few party barges


got a 20 footer. in the middle of replacing the carpeting and working on the seating, but it'll be ready by June
cool, that's one. probably be all we need, besides a jet ski or 5




Don't forget about a submarine! We definitly need one of those!
Link Posted: 4/28/2008 8:33:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By m4geek:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By Tweeder:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Off to find a few party barges


got a 20 footer. in the middle of replacing the carpeting and working on the seating, but it'll be ready by June
cool, that's one. probably be all we need, besides a jet ski or 5




Don't forget about a submarine! We definitly need one of those!


I'm gonna put a snorkel in your ear and tell you to kick
Link Posted: 4/29/2008 7:46:02 AM EST
we could make a redneck submarine out of 55gallon drums and a couple fish tank air pumps...
Link Posted: 4/29/2008 10:35:23 AM EST
i we come up with a sub that would be great, but since everyone is invited if they would bring boats that would be great too, there will be at least a triton, a ski boat and hopefully a partybarge + anyone from arfcom
Link Posted: 4/29/2008 10:53:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By oden131:
i we come up with a sub that would be great, but since everyone is invited if they would bring boats that would be great too, there will be at least a triton, a ski boat and hopefully a partybarge + anyone from arfcom


Ok, how bout this. Seriously, we need to get the boys together, and hit an island to make sure it's safe. Serious SEAL stuff, full gear, weapons, multicam,etc

Gotta protect the wommenz
Link Posted: 4/29/2008 10:55:05 AM EST
im down, seaborne assault drill, damn who has a zodiac
Link Posted: 4/29/2008 2:13:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By oden131:
im down, seaborne assault drill, damn who has a zodiac
OH!I forgot. Do you have someone to do the ceremony yet? Cause if not, I'll do it. I got time to get registered there.


Yes, hold on to your pants people, Dusty is an ordained minister
Link Posted: 4/29/2008 4:10:15 PM EST
amphibious assault, huh? send Lou ahead on "recon"? i'm sure he'd enjoy diving in CLEAR(ish) water for a change


Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Yes, hold on to your pants people, Dusty is an ordained minister


now that's just too disturbing for words......
Link Posted: 4/29/2008 4:13:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/29/2008 4:13:56 PM EST by Dusty_C]

Originally Posted By Tweeder:
amphibious assault, huh? send Lou ahead on "recon"? i'm sure he'd enjoy diving in CLEAR(ish) water for a change


Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Yes, hold on to your pants people, Dusty is an ordained minister


now that's just too disturbing for words......
I here by sentence you to hell Blasphemer!
Link Posted: 4/29/2008 5:59:49 PM EST
yes i do my godfather is a baptist minister, if the ceremony is 5 minutes long it will be odd
Link Posted: 4/30/2008 3:55:25 AM EST
HA... he forgot to add one of the most important things. I need my arch! I need some folks committed to do a rifle arch for me while I walk down the dirt aisle in my pretty dress. why? well because I want it

Link Posted: 4/30/2008 4:15:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By Scarlet1546:
HA... he forgot to add one of the most important things. I need my arch! I need some folks committed to do a rifle arch for me while I walk down the dirt aisle in my pretty dress. why? well because I want it

I have zero problem with doing that, but how private is the location? Last thing you need is to have your wedding busted up by the cops for crazy men with guns
Link Posted: 4/30/2008 4:20:08 AM EST
as long as you are low key getting it out of the car you are good to go, no one will be on the island but us
Link Posted: 4/30/2008 4:33:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By oden131:
as long as you are low key getting it out of the car you are good to go, no one will be on the island but us
Ah ok, I didnt know the actual ceremony was on the island. I was thinkin it'd be on the beach. Near the resort. Do I need to find a bayonet?

Link Posted: 4/30/2008 4:37:17 AM EST
resort what resort, we go to the north side of the lake, yes bayonets will be acceptable, however not many will have them. The ceremony was originally going to be on the mainland and then the "reception" on the island but the logistics of securing 2 locations would be a little difficult so we are doing everything on the island
Link Posted: 4/30/2008 4:43:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By oden131:
resort what resort, we go to the north side of the lake, yes bayonets will be acceptable, however not many will have them. The ceremony was originally going to be on the mainland and then the "reception" on the island but the logistics of securing 2 locations would be a little difficult so we are doing everything on the island
Cool. I'm still at home for a few days, and should be starting my vacation sometime in early July. You've got my number, feel free to holler at me, I'll help with whatever I can.
One last question. Gonna be any single womminz there?
Link Posted: 4/30/2008 4:45:37 AM EST
a couple yes, the maid of honor is single and some of the people from robins work, my friend mitzi is too
Link Posted: 4/30/2008 4:55:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By oden131:
a couple yes, the maid of honor is single and some of the people from robins work, my friend mitzi is too
Time to borrow a puppy
Link Posted: 4/30/2008 3:10:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By oden131:
a couple yes, the maid of honor is single and some of the people from robins work, my friend mitzi is too
Time to borrow a puppy


Is that what you kids are calling it now a days? lol
Link Posted: 4/30/2008 5:26:30 PM EST
lol
Link Posted: 4/30/2008 5:30:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By FlatlinesUp:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By oden131:
a couple yes, the maid of honor is single and some of the people from robins work, my friend mitzi is too
Time to borrow a puppy


Is that what you kids are calling it now a days? lol


I stole a friends puppy for a picture, I put it on myspace and some dating sites. I'm now THE PIMP of those sites. Chicks dig the puppies. I did the sweater puppies. It's a mutually beneficial relationship.
Link Posted: 4/30/2008 5:37:28 PM EST
damn dusty i thought that was a baby thor
Link Posted: 4/30/2008 5:43:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By oden131:
damn dusty i thought that was a baby thor
lol, nah, that's Raj's baby pit bull. Thor ain't got no wommenz
Link Posted: 5/1/2008 6:33:51 PM EST
bayonets


however, i know nothing of this rifle arch concept...
Link Posted: 5/2/2008 3:44:11 AM EST
just shoulder the rifle like you are going to shoot skeet, its the crossed swords for weddings but with rifles
Link Posted: 5/2/2008 6:31:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By oden131:
just shoulder the rifle like you are going to shoot skeet, its the crossed swords for weddings but with rifles
The sword arch ends in an ass slap,
Link Posted: 5/2/2008 6:32:57 AM EST
then what does the rifle arch end with
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