my newest news edited 5/14/08 first post

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - my newest news edited 5/14/08 first post (Page 1 of 2)

Posted: 4/13/2008 5:10:03 PM EDT

as of 7:30 saturday, i am officially engaged to robin, aka scarlet1546. Date is pending but will be at lake ouachita, grooms garb is most likely going to be sandals, hawaiian shorts, and tux tops with tails, and your choice of assault weapons since not everyone has a ar-15 yet, the brides garter will be replaced with a thigh holster, if one can be found. that is all

Invite

everyone is invited, i know flatlines, dusty, cowboy and beauitifulstranger are coming, tweeder you should really come and your boat would be invalulable :), hopefully lots more will come too. it will be a good excuse for akubli to get out of the house.

Posted: 4/13/2008 5:17:23 PM EDT

[#1]

Well congrats.......

Posted: 4/13/2008 7:22:57 PM EDT

[#2]

Congrats to you both and it sounds like an interesting wedding.

What are you going to use as the bouquet and is she going to throw it? heh!

Posted: 4/13/2008 7:31:32 PM EDT

[#3]

Posted: 4/13/2008 8:40:25 PM EDT

[#4]

Congratulations!

Posted: 4/13/2008 8:41:36 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Congrats to you both and it sounds like an interesting wedding.

What are you going to use as the bouquet and is she going to throw it? heh!

Hand Grenade?

Posted: 4/13/2008 9:06:36 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Congrats to you both and it sounds like an interesting wedding.

What are you going to use as the bouquet and is she going to throw it? heh!

Hand Grenade?

Make it a bandoleer of 5.56 or 7.62 and there will be lots more folks there.

ETA: Congratulations and everthang

Posted: 4/13/2008 10:16:21 PM EDT

[#7]

Congratulations!

Posted: 4/14/2008 3:24:45 AM EDT

[#8]

Sandals = Combat Flip Flops...check your lexicon, please...

Congrats!!!

Posted: 4/14/2008 4:46:10 AM EDT

[#9]

i stand corrected

Posted: 4/14/2008 4:58:09 AM EDT

[#10]

height=8

Quoted:
What are you going to use as the bouquet and is she going to throw it? heh!

the idea is simi-traditional but hey i can flex... have the normal bouquet and put a stiletto in the base because NO ONE will mess with this pretty brides special day.

Posted: 4/14/2008 5:32:47 AM EDT

[#11]

CHUMP!

Not you Oden, you Robin, you coulda done a lot better than Jeb

Congrats ya'll. To bad we sold our lake house on ouachita, it coulda been epic. I think it still will be. I'm thinkin we all crash it, then party redneck style on an island for the rest of the weekend. Off to find a few party barges

Posted: 4/14/2008 7:34:13 AM EDT

[#12]

Congratulations

Posted: 4/14/2008 10:21:41 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Off to find a few party barges

got a 20 footer. in the middle of replacing the carpeting and working on the seating, but it'll be ready by June

Posted: 4/14/2008 10:43:21 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Off to find a few party barges

got a 20 footer. in the middle of replacing the carpeting and working on the seating, but it'll be ready by June

cool, that's one. probably be all we need, besides a jet ski or 5

Posted: 4/14/2008 1:43:14 PM EDT

[#15]

suggest you find at LEAST one more. max practical capacity of this boat's about 7-ish

ETA: it's more set up for diving than for passengers.

Posted: 4/14/2008 2:18:41 PM EDT

[#16]

she actually said yes?????

Congrats man! (and woman!)

Posted: 4/14/2008 2:40:27 PM EDT

[#17]

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suggest you find at LEAST one more. max practical capacity of this boat's about 7-ish

ETA: it's more set up for diving than for passengers.

Gotcha, Shouldn't be a problem. How big into diving are you? I fuggin love to swim, and explore shit, and I've spent countless hours with Draegers and Scotts on my back, I was just in housefires not underwater

I wanna get certified before I go back to Jamaica.

Posted: 4/14/2008 7:22:48 PM EDT

[#18]

Congrats

Posted: 4/15/2008 6:08:29 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I wanna get certified before I go back to Jamaica.

you couldn't pay me to go back to that shithole. Cozumel -- hell, even Grand Cayman -- was MUCH better.

i'm pretty big into it, but unlike Lou, it's just a hobby for me. fawk that diving cold shit.

Posted: 4/28/2008 8:39:28 AM EDT

[#20]

it's now official, the wedding will be july 19th at lake ouachita at 1 in the afternoon

Posted: 4/28/2008 9:04:29 AM EDT

[#21]

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it's now official, the wedding will be july 19th at lake ouachita at 1 in the afternoon

What is it and the 19th with you people?

congrats bro. You and cowboy both shot for the stars and got bullseyes. I'm honestly really happy for all of ya'll. BS and Scarlet, uhm, wtf were ya'll thinkin?

Posted: 4/28/2008 9:27:12 AM EDT

[#22]

well she had the 19th off anyway, and its easy for her to remember since her birthday is the 19th of august, also the lake should still be at good water levels

Posted: 4/28/2008 10:25:48 AM EDT

[#23]

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well she had the 19th off anyway, and its easy for her to remember since her birthday is the 19th of august, also the lake should still be at good water levels

You can just get her a gift the 19th of every month.

Time to start stock piling alcohol

Posted: 4/28/2008 8:28:48 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Off to find a few party barges

got a 20 footer. in the middle of replacing the carpeting and working on the seating, but it'll be ready by June

cool, that's one. probably be all we need, besides a jet ski or 5

Don't forget about a submarine! We definitly need one of those!

Posted: 4/28/2008 9:33:50 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Off to find a few party barges

got a 20 footer. in the middle of replacing the carpeting and working on the seating, but it'll be ready by June

cool, that's one. probably be all we need, besides a jet ski or 5

Don't forget about a submarine! We definitly need one of those!

I'm gonna put a snorkel in your ear and tell you to kick

Posted: 4/29/2008 8:46:02 AM EDT

[#26]

we could make a redneck submarine out of 55gallon drums and a couple fish tank air pumps...

Posted: 4/29/2008 11:35:23 AM EDT

[#27]

i we come up with a sub that would be great, but since everyone is invited if they would bring boats that would be great too, there will be at least a triton, a ski boat and hopefully a partybarge + anyone from arfcom

Posted: 4/29/2008 11:53:13 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
i we come up with a sub that would be great, but since everyone is invited if they would bring boats that would be great too, there will be at least a triton, a ski boat and hopefully a partybarge + anyone from arfcom

Ok, how bout this. Seriously, we need to get the boys together, and hit an island to make sure it's safe. Serious SEAL stuff, full gear, weapons, multicam,etc

Gotta protect the wommenz

Posted: 4/29/2008 11:55:05 AM EDT

[#29]

im down, seaborne assault drill, damn who has a zodiac

Posted: 4/29/2008 3:13:45 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
im down, seaborne assault drill, damn who has a zodiac

OH!I forgot. Do you have someone to do the ceremony yet? Cause if not, I'll do it.

I got time to get registered there.

Yes, hold on to your pants people, Dusty is an ordained minister

Posted: 4/29/2008 5:10:15 PM EDT

[#31]

amphibious assault, huh? send Lou ahead on "recon"? i'm sure he'd enjoy diving in CLEAR(ish) water for a change

Quoted:
Yes, hold on to your pants people, Dusty is an ordained minister

now that's just too disturbing for words......

Posted: 4/29/2008 5:13:37 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
amphibious assault, huh? send Lou ahead on "recon"? i'm sure he'd enjoy diving in CLEAR(ish) water for a change

Quoted:
Yes, hold on to your pants people, Dusty is an ordained minister

now that's just too disturbing for words......

I here by sentence you to hell Blasphemer!

Posted: 4/29/2008 6:59:49 PM EDT

[#33]

yes i do my godfather is a baptist minister, if the ceremony is 5 minutes long it will be odd

Posted: 4/30/2008 4:55:25 AM EDT

[#34]

HA... he forgot to add one of the most important things. I need my arch! I need some folks committed to do a rifle arch for me while I walk down the dirt aisle in my pretty dress. why? well because I want it

Posted: 4/30/2008 5:15:35 AM EDT

[#35]

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HA... he forgot to add one of the most important things. I need my arch! I need some folks committed to do a rifle arch for me while I walk down the dirt aisle in my pretty dress. why? well because I want it

I have zero problem with doing that, but how private is the location? Last thing you need is to have your wedding busted up by the cops for crazy men with guns

Posted: 4/30/2008 5:20:08 AM EDT

[#36]

as long as you are low key getting it out of the car you are good to go, no one will be on the island but us

Posted: 4/30/2008 5:33:23 AM EDT

[#37]

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as long as you are low key getting it out of the car you are good to go, no one will be on the island but us

Ah ok, I didnt know the actual ceremony was on the island. I was thinkin it'd be on the beach. Near the resort. Do I need to find a bayonet?

Posted: 4/30/2008 5:37:17 AM EDT

[#38]

resort what resort, we go to the north side of the lake, yes bayonets will be acceptable, however not many will have them. The ceremony was originally going to be on the mainland and then the "reception" on the island but the logistics of securing 2 locations would be a little difficult so we are doing everything on the island

Posted: 4/30/2008 5:43:40 AM EDT

[#39]

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resort what resort, we go to the north side of the lake, yes bayonets will be acceptable, however not many will have them. The ceremony was originally going to be on the mainland and then the "reception" on the island but the logistics of securing 2 locations would be a little difficult so we are doing everything on the island

Cool. I'm still at home for a few days, and should be starting my vacation sometime in early July. You've got my number, feel free to holler at me, I'll help with whatever I can.
One last question. Gonna be any single womminz there?

Posted: 4/30/2008 5:45:37 AM EDT

[#40]

a couple yes, the maid of honor is single and some of the people from robins work, my friend mitzi is too

Posted: 4/30/2008 5:55:42 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
a couple yes, the maid of honor is single and some of the people from robins work, my friend mitzi is too

Time to borrow a puppy

Posted: 4/30/2008 4:10:07 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
a couple yes, the maid of honor is single and some of the people from robins work, my friend mitzi is too

Time to borrow a puppy

Is that what you kids are calling it now a days? lol

Posted: 4/30/2008 6:26:30 PM EDT

[#43]

lol

Posted: 4/30/2008 6:30:53 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
a couple yes, the maid of honor is single and some of the people from robins work, my friend mitzi is too

Time to borrow a puppy

Is that what you kids are calling it now a days? lol

I stole a friends puppy for a picture, I put it on myspace and some dating sites. I'm now THE PIMP of those sites.

Chicks dig the puppies. I did the sweater puppies. It's a mutually beneficial relationship.

Posted: 4/30/2008 6:37:28 PM EDT

[#45]

damn dusty i thought that was a baby thor

Posted: 4/30/2008 6:43:10 PM EDT

[#46]

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damn dusty i thought that was a baby thor

lol, nah, that's Raj's baby pit bull. Thor ain't got no wommenz

Posted: 5/1/2008 7:33:51 PM EDT

[#47]

bayonets

however, i know nothing of this rifle arch concept...

Posted: 5/2/2008 4:44:11 AM EDT

[#48]

just shoulder the rifle like you are going to shoot skeet, its the crossed swords for weddings but with rifles

Posted: 5/2/2008 7:31:24 AM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:
just shoulder the rifle like you are going to shoot skeet, its the crossed swords for weddings but with rifles

The sword arch ends in an ass slap,

Posted: 5/2/2008 7:32:57 AM EDT

[#50]

then what does the rifle arch end with

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