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Posted: 10/6/2003 12:29:10 AM EDT
will be glad to get back home....one week from today.............very boring over here in France.....my trigger finger is getting itchy from not shooting..............
Link Posted: 10/7/2003 8:15:48 PM EDT
[#1]
Just to let everyone in on the secret, our family sent JEM375 to invade France over one week ago. The airlines would not let him on the plane with the cargo he needed, so instead of aborting his plan and not go, he went anyway. The actions of France were fuel enough for him to take them on hand to hand!
Link Posted: 10/8/2003 3:37:55 AM EDT
[#2]
You should mail a package of excrement from the Charles de Gaulle airport to the prime minister of France as you leave to fly back.  Sign it,

Thanks for nothing,

Jerry Lewis
Link Posted: 10/8/2003 7:50:57 PM EDT
[#3]
north, we have to shoot together sometime. I can get us into Oakdale Gun Club in Lake Elmo.
Link Posted: 10/8/2003 8:04:59 PM EDT
[#4]
jem375, I heard you csn buy Viragra over seas, it is like buying asprin here.

See if you can pick me up some,...I'll pay ya when you get back.

Seriously-


Link Posted: 10/8/2003 8:51:20 PM EDT
[#5]
Having a few, er, Erectile Disfunction problems there Beerjager?  PUT DOWN THE P.B.R. and STEP AWAY FROM THE CAN!!!  That should help with the E.D. problem, now it's just a matter of finding yourself a girl that won't get pissed about that bumper sticker...  You're not going to get any hot bisexual women with that thing on your truck, now will ya?
Link Posted: 10/8/2003 9:35:28 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
jem375, I heard you csn buy Viragra over seas, it is like buying asprin here.

See if you can pick me up some,...I'll pay ya when you get back.

Seriously-







Damn  and your young too, whats going to happen when you hit 40?

Go see a couple of different docs, they have free 6 packs, I know this because my doc offered me one  I told him the plumbing don't need any help yet. If I would have known I would have grabbed them for you
Link Posted: 10/8/2003 9:48:13 PM EDT
[#7]
I need all the help I can get.


I'm not a pimp in tights, "knickers", or PeterPan panties.
Link Posted: 10/9/2003 5:04:44 AM EDT
[#8]
The good european thing I wish I could still get my hands on is some good Absinthe from the Czech Republic!!!

And they're not PeterPan Panties, they're PeterPanties...  

OTOH, My friend says that if you're young, and dont have E.D. viagra makes things pretty fun.  My friends told me that by taking only half of one it's possible to get a stiffy for 3 hrs of pure fun with the countless hot college girls on campus.  I wouldn't mind having one or two viagra tablets just to try it out & test this for myself.
Link Posted: 10/9/2003 6:25:50 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
The good european thing I wish I could still get my hands on is some good Absinthe from the Czech Republic!!!

And they're not PeterPan Panties, they're PeterPanties...  

OTOH, My friend says that if you're young, and dont have E.D. viagra makes things pretty fun.  My friends told me that by taking only half of one it's possible to get a stiffy for 3 hrs of pure fun with the countless hot college girls on campus.  I wouldn't mind having one or two viagra tablets just to try it out & test this for myself.




Well that is what I call making a Liberal, a Republican by injection
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