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Posted: 2/4/2006 7:28:58 AM EDT
We had a very drunk dude in the casino last night that was arguing, cusssing and trying to fight other customers last night, security takes him to the office to wait for the remainder of his party to show up and get him, meantime I get called cause its part of the regs to keep records on all people getting banned, so I walk in and this scrawny 150lbs raggedy ass mid 50s white dude starts cussing and says "[slurs] who the hells....this guy?[slurs]", so I smile and introduce myself,

then the dude stands up and says "[slurs] I'll kick your ass man, I mean fuck you up, yeah[slurs]", so I smile all polite like and courtiously say " do what you think, or set down and STFU or I'll put you in the corner for some time out" (last year I sent a couple of drunks outside in the rain to stand by the stop sign and wait for their cab when they started arguing with me, since then security has called it time out), so drunk dude stops talking and I think here it is............................and plop, he sits back down, and looks down at his hands and back at security and asked "[slurs] what the fucks his problem?[slurs], so I hold my hands up and say "what", but he don't want to talk to me anymore,

so I tell the security supe to do the paperwork and I'd be back later to sign it, I had to leave before I started laughing or got pissed off, I coulda went either way at that point, so I'm back standing at the blackjack tables talking to the beer girls and drunk dude, his ride, some other drunk dude and security come walking by and drunk dude points at me and tells his ride "[slurs]see that guy there, I kicked his ass [slurs]", his ride looks at me, shakes his head and tells drunk dude "no you didn't, just be quiet till we get out."

just another typical friday night at the bird; why is it that all scrawny short white dudes wanna fight when they get drunk?
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 7:51:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Ndenway:why is it that all scrawny short white dudes wanna fight when they get drunk?


I'm not that way! I'm a happy drunk! Plus, I have enough common sense to know that I'll get hurt BAD if I do somethin stupid like that.

Link Posted: 2/4/2006 9:40:46 AM EDT
its kinda funny, I happen to see a bunch of drunks every weekend, most of them remain civil, not to sterotype, but its always the little white dudes that want to fight, the asians want to argue, the blacks snap to and just want to leave, the mexicans say "No polica', por favor" and the arabs play stupid, like they don't understand english, I like to speak some shawnee to them, make'm really feel outta place.
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 10:54:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Ndenway:
its kinda funny, I happen to see a bunch of drunks every weekend, most of them remain civil, not to sterotype, but its always the little white dudes that want to fight, the asians want to argue, the blacks snap to and just want to leave, the mexicans say "No polica', por favor" and the arabs play stupid, like they don't understand english, I like to speak some shawnee to them, make'm really feel outta place.



Link Posted: 2/4/2006 11:45:16 AM EDT
the guys/girls that give security the least slack, are most often the same people who need the most given
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 1:11:37 PM EDT
Better be glad I am large fat bald white guy.......
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 3:12:34 PM EDT
Ndenway, I can guarentee you that ever time I go to the "bird", I'm drunk! Of course, its been over a year. Do ya'll mind if I carry my AR pistol as my CCW there?
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 3:28:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By patrickcudd:
Ndenway, I can guarentee you that ever time I go to the "bird", I'm drunk! Of course, its been over a year. Do ya'll mind if I carry my AR pistol as my CCW there?




You stay drunk,...

Link Posted: 2/4/2006 6:19:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1shott:

Originally Posted By patrickcudd:
Ndenway, I can guarentee you that ever time I go to the "bird", I'm drunk! Of course, its been over a year. Do ya'll mind if I carry my AR pistol as my CCW there?




You stay drunk,...




I try!
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 6:24:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By patrickcudd:

Originally Posted By 1shott:

Originally Posted By patrickcudd:
Ndenway, I can guarentee you that ever time I go to the "bird", I'm drunk! Of course, its been over a year. Do ya'll mind if I carry my AR pistol as my CCW there?




You stay drunk,...




I try!




I know, thats what makes you speacial to all of us......
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 7:18:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By patrickcudd:
Ndenway, I can guarentee you that ever time I go to the "bird", I'm drunk! Of course, its been over a year. Do ya'll mind if I carry my AR pistol as my CCW there?




as long as we don't see it, or better yet hear it, then I don't mind, but security might, plus theres no weapons signs posted on the doors, its a federal regs title suchandsuch, that says they'll turn you over the the BIA or FBI if they catch you in the building with one, of course we've caught a few people with them, but only had them take it to the car and put it up, don't want to chase off paying customers.
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 6:05:34 PM EDT
Ndenway,

it must be the "Napolean complex" these short, white dudes have. Always looking to kick someone's rump.

Glad you were "cool" with the dude.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 6:09:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1shott:
Better be glad I am large fat bald white guy.......



Oh, so now you are going to steal my description huh?
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 7:05:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ohio47Woodsman:
it must be the "Napolean complex" these short, white dudes have.



You'd be damned surprised at how far that statement goes. I saw a 5'3' PhD love to have his ass sucked by another PhD, ex-OU football player who stood 6'3", weighed in at 275, and benched around 450.
Watching a 275 lb heavy weight suck up to a 135 lb was absolutely disgusting.!!!!
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 7:35:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1shott:
Better be glad I am large fat bald white guy.......





hey you forgot to add "with a mongolian grin"
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 5:51:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/7/2006 5:51:37 AM EDT by RatTerrier]

Originally Posted By danc46:

Originally Posted By Ohio47Woodsman:
it must be the "Napolean complex" these short, white dudes have.



You'd be damned surprised at how far that statement goes. I sucked up to Rats 5'6 ass one time.....Watching a 275 lb heavy weight suck up to a 135 lb was absolutely disgusting but I loved sucking his little ass.!!!!



There we go, I found the origional unedited by Dan post to show it to everyone.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 7:04:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RatTerrier:

Originally Posted By danc46:

Originally Posted By Ohio47Woodsman:
it must be the "Napolean complex" these short, white dudes have.



You'd be damned surprised at how far that statement goes. I sucked up to Rats 5'6 ass one time.....Watching a 275 lb heavy weight suck up to a 135 lb was absolutely disgusting but I loved sucking his little ass.!!!!



There we go, I found the origional unedited by Dan post to show it to everyone.



Geez, Rat, you have so many sexual fantasies you can't tell reality from dreams!
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