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Posted: 2/20/2006 11:04:30 AM EDT
Dudes!!! Look at my post count
I'm LEGIT... finally. I'm an Arfcommer  ETA... thinking about it, this is such a PCR thread to start, I feel dirty. ETA AGAIN.... What was the title of the first porn you ever watched? Mine was "Up the Skirt" and later on that week, "Intercourse with the Vampire" |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 11:11:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/20/2006 11:11:13 AM EDT
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This thread is worthless without pics.
Don't feed the  Rule #1: Everythis is always PCR's fault. Rule #2: See Rule #1 
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Posted: 2/20/2006 11:38:15 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/20/2006 11:58:39 AM EDT
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You wasted number 1000 on a non-masterbation thread?
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Posted: 2/20/2006 2:12:13 PM EDT
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+1 
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Posted: 2/20/2006 3:40:31 PM EDT
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It can turn into a masturbation thread. Hmmm... I'll change the title for you |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 3:45:42 PM EDT
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This thread is STILL worthless without pics!
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Posted: 2/20/2006 3:51:46 PM EDT
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JC Penny, Lingerie section.....
 Actually "Behind the green door" followed by "The devil in Mrs Jones" |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 3:53:32 PM EDT
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Ya know...
To this day I have still never watched a porn video short of what that crap is on HBO, or TBS.. My first Porn mag was a Playboy, im guessing somewhere around 1986, I remmember the gal was a member of the Army band, and was wearing a Army uniform.... I would love to find out what issue that really was, and try and get a copy of it. 
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Posted: 2/20/2006 4:05:36 PM EDT
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How does this happen....? Dare I say +1? Were they sold as a set, or were you at the same party that I was when I saw, (some parts of), them? |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 4:06:37 PM EDT
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get over it. I have a pic in my profile, beyond that you are SOL |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 4:25:44 PM EDT
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Do you attend a lot of these porn parties ODT? Guys sitting next to each other, jacking off? How intimate... I didn't think you were the type, ODT. You find out something new everyday...
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Posted: 2/20/2006 4:27:27 PM EDT
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I haven't seen behind the green door, but I have heard that it's a classic. Hey Phil, You listening? My birthday is coming up... HINT HINT. (<-- me being subtle) |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 5:08:52 PM EDT
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You coulda bought a calendar XD... |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 5:09:47 PM EDT
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I have no idea how to respond to either of these statements......
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Posted: 2/20/2006 5:18:47 PM EDT
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What is whith this chick and porn?
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Posted: 2/20/2006 5:33:35 PM EDT
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sigh
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Posted: 2/20/2006 5:59:49 PM EDT
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Good question. This is getting a bit old. 
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Posted: 2/20/2006 7:47:28 PM EDT
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Yeah, I know. But then I wouldn't have anything to bitch about.
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Posted: 2/20/2006 7:56:09 PM EDT
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Top Ten Wrongest Porn Titles
All 100% Real Movies 1.) The Anal Girls of Tobacco Road 2: Vagina Slimes 2.) Dude, Where's My Dildo? 3.) Topless Brain Surgeons 4.) E-Three The Extra Testicle (Koter's fave?) 5.) Super Dripping Wet Series #3 - Carnal Casserole 6.) Bumpin' Donuts 7.) Amber The Lesbian Queefer 8.) Beyond The Valley Of The Ultra Milkmaids 9.) What's The Lesbian Doing In My Pirate Movie? (~Oh my~) 10.) Porn On The Fourth Of July |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 7:58:29 PM EDT
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Ever watched or ever starred in?
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Posted: 2/20/2006 8:02:43 PM EDT
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Maybe you can star in The Uniballer, no? |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 8:05:10 PM EDT
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Actually it was called "The One"
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Posted: 2/20/2006 8:06:48 PM EDT
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And Then, There Was One Volume #23
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Posted: 2/20/2006 8:33:49 PM EDT
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The first porno I ever watched (and got caught by my parents) was The Beverly Thrillbillies. Very Very disturbing...
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Posted: 2/20/2006 8:58:23 PM EDT
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I think this could make tha bad porno title list...
Paris.Hilton.One.Night.In.Paris-RETAIL-DVDr-TWCXXX (It was rather entertaining also. The porn is horrible but listening to Paris whine and complain is funny as hell) |
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Posted: 2/20/2006 9:44:58 PM EDT
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THEY HAVE TITLES???????
 And to think I was always looking for a plot.
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Posted: 2/20/2006 10:01:01 PM EDT
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You watch them for the plot, I watch them for the twat...[rimshot] 
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Posted: 2/21/2006 1:15:38 AM EDT
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+1 I don't know any titles. Now websites. That's a whole different story. |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 2:55:10 AM EDT
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It was a request |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 4:33:02 AM EDT
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Don't look at me!! |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 4:43:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/21/2006 10:31:19 AM EDT
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Well I am now requesting nekid pics (of you)...  j/k
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Posted: 2/21/2006 11:23:38 AM EDT
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When you're out picking up dictionaries for everyone else, feel free to pick up one for yourself too. 
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Posted: 2/21/2006 11:34:50 AM EDT
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You're right, the correct spelling of 'with' always gets me.
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Posted: 2/21/2006 11:51:07 AM EDT
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Don't beat yourself up too badly.... the short words are the toughest. |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 6:34:17 PM EDT
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OMG Thank god there aren't any pics... that's so very very wrong! 
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Posted: 2/21/2006 11:44:32 PM EDT
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Actually I know that this happens in some Frats on college campuses. One of my ex-bfs used to be in charge of procurring the movies for these events. I agree it is kinda wrong-sounding. And he was really homophobic.  (*psst, Phil, I'm talking about Troy, no shit) |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 11:46:05 PM EDT
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Well there's an event for the next LCR.
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Posted: 2/22/2006 5:20:22 AM EDT
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The understatement is highlighted in red.
You can keep that shit in the love shack. Mental note, knock before entering. |
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Posted: 2/22/2006 3:33:24 PM EDT
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Well, PCR I don't want to sound overly judgemental. I'm a newbie at these LCR things, I don't know your rituals. I could've benn stepping on the toes of a long-standing tradition for all I knew. |
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