Quoted: "Poor thing probably kept up for a couple miles..."
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You know, I've always wanted to get on a treadmill wearing rollerskate/rollerblades. Stupid, but intriguing.
Hello, officer, what's the problem?
Get out of the car!
I don't think I was speeding.
Was I weaving or something?
Shut up, sir!
If I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your
skull with the butt of this revolver...
...faster than you could
say, "police brutality."
Officer, whatever it is I've done,
I'm sure I can explain.
Explain this, you son of a bitch.
Oh, my God!
Do you know what the penalty
for animal cruelty is in this state?
No, sir.
It's probably pretty stiff!
You can't think I'd do this on purpose?
I tied him to the rear bumper
when I was packing the car.
It was very confusing,
I must've forgotten.
I'm sorry. I feel terrible.
How do you think that little dog feels?
I'm sorry, it really was an accident.
I guess I can buy that, sir.
But it is a shame.
I had a dog like that when I was a kid.
Poor little guy.
He probably kept up with you
for a mile or so.
Tough little mutt.