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Posted: 12/25/2012 3:07:01 AM EDT
Why can't Mrs Claus have children???
Because Santa only comes once a year and it is down the chimney. 
Merry Christmas. Hope everyone has a happy and safe holiday. Mark |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 4:42:47 AM EDT
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Merry Christmas. |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 4:54:25 AM EDT
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I had almost forgotten some of Your Dry Humor. Merry Christmas to You my Friend, Mom, and Little Ms. Bookhound
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Posted: 12/25/2012 5:54:25 AM EDT
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Merry Christmas everyone !!!!!
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Posted: 12/25/2012 8:57:58 AM EDT
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Why can't Mrs Claus have children??? Because Santa only comes once a year and it is down the chimney.
poop shoot  ay-yi-yi-yi!
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Posted: 12/25/2012 2:43:53 PM EDT
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Why can't Mrs Claus have children??? Because Santa only comes once a year and it is down the chimney.
poop shoot ay-yi-yi-yi!
Lol......
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Posted: 12/27/2012 6:20:16 AM EDT
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Actually that only prevents her from having SANTA's children. |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 7:42:17 AM EDT
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As usual, the Internet is full of misinformation. The only time that you see Mr. & Mrs. Claus is in movies.
There is no Mrs. Claus! It is common knowledge (in Europe at least) that Mrs. Claus is actually Mr. Claus. He is a well known cross dresser. After Christmas, he shaves his beard and you can find him in the Amsterdam Red Light District for the rest of the year. For 50 Euros, he will sit on your lap. They says to stay away from him until at least March. He is hopped up on a cocktail of drugs & alcohol after Christmas and can be very violent. In 1978, he put a kid in a coma for 3 weeks when the kid came to visit him to complain about the gift that Santa left him. The Holland government hushed that one up. |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 12:43:11 PM EDT
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Quoted: You just had to ruin it for me :(As usual, the Internet is full of misinformation. The only time that you see Mr. & Mrs. Claus is in movies. There is no Mrs. Claus! It is common knowledge (in Europe at least) that Mrs. Claus is actually Mr. Claus. He is a well known cross dresser. After Christmas, he shaves his beard and you can find him in the Amsterdam Red Light District for the rest of the year. For 50 Euros, he will sit on your lap. They says to stay away from him until at least March. He is hopped up on a cocktail of drugs & alcohol after Christmas and can be very violent. In 1978, he put a kid in a coma for 3 weeks when the kid came to visit him to complain about the gift that Santa left him. The Holland government hushed that one up. |
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