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Posted: 10/8/2007 12:48:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 1:26:47 PM EDT
[#1]
every woman I have met is either
batshit crazy:  
or pure evil:  

here's an example:  There was this girl who I had been spending quite a bit of time with. she seemed pretty cool, flirty, fun to be around, etc.  then a few months later, out of left fucking field:  "hey, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend"  
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 1:26:50 PM EDT
[#2]
so is are you saying you hate the wiminz so much that you are gonna start batting for the other team?

evidence:  

My stance is that they are all evil, mojo sucking, crush your will to live, life force depleting she debuls.


Link Posted: 10/8/2007 1:32:24 PM EDT
[#3]
I've listened to her and she's not that wacked out.  From what I understand she says we guys are pretty simple tools; keep our tummies full, our Johnson's exercised and drained on a regular basis, and tell us we're doing good and go do some more of it.  Doesn't sound all that whacked out to me.

I'd rather have that than contemplate the prospect of batting for the other team; ain't gonna do that.

Besides, Peta, you had to get one to tango with you for the benefit of Little Peta, so they can't all be bad, can they?
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 1:36:04 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 1:37:53 PM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 1:44:38 PM EDT
[#6]
I think most who contemplate Dr. Laura don't have enough to do?  Regardless of whether I agree with her or not.  

This man is pretty simple.  Like a dog - feed me, pet me, keep me warm at night and take me hunting.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 1:56:53 PM EDT
[#7]
I like Pie,

all I really know about this subject
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:03:31 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
I like Pie,

all I really know about this subject


Whats all this "Dr. Laura" Shit?

I'm with BurntPocketHole on this one.

Pat
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:06:18 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:44:51 PM EDT
[#10]



Not this conversation again.....
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:49:11 PM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:55:18 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
www.photobucket.com/albums/y121/Unka-Boo/Single.jpg


Not this conversation again.....




Nope, wrong one!

That one is in Hawaii bitching about it being in the mid 80's and how it's not even 1pm yet


Good, 'cause I might need to make a drive over and him.....now that I have all this free time....

Dr. Laura is the BTW
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:14:04 PM EDT
[#13]
I used to test drive a lot of cars at my old job, many times I found radios tuned to Dr. Laura. I remember many times she scolded women for being frigid bitches. On one ocasion she defended firearms ownership and training to some liberal bitch of a man who whined about his son's stepfather taking his boy shooting. This fucker believed that it was wrong for a 13 year boy to learn how to handle a weapon, no wonder his wife traded up for the other guy.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:26:00 PM EDT
[#14]
My old lady kicks ass... And loves G. Gordon Liddy, Mike Savage, and Lars Larsen...

Oh yeah, and she loves guns...

Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:36:05 PM EDT
[#15]
How about blow and hookers?
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:17:31 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:  This man is pretty simple.  Like a dog - feed me, pet me, keep me warm at night and take me hunting.


And there's something wrong with that?    
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 5:27:42 PM EDT
[#17]
i love blow and...  pie
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 5:29:39 PM EDT
[#18]
I'd do Dr. Laura.............
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 9:02:36 PM EDT
[#19]
Make sure your women does not have one of these:

Link Posted: 10/8/2007 9:33:48 PM EDT
[#20]
Tom Leykis 101 will tell you the truth about women.

Link Posted: 10/9/2007 6:57:51 AM EDT
[#21]
Do you want a serious reply or is this a bitch-fest (pun intended)?
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 6:59:20 AM EDT
[#22]
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 7:39:51 AM EDT
[#23]
DR. L is legit.

Be careful however...listening to any one show for advice is not going to change or help a whole bunch. It is much more than this. The outcome of ones life is not by chance. A lifestyle decision must be made and adhered to.

I am not a full blown believer of everything she preaches but she has some good solid advice. If it matters, I’m married over 18 great years to a girl who is a friend before all else…
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