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Posted: 10/26/2010 10:10:15 AM EDT
When I say Stetson, I mean a basic cowboy hat, be it Stetson, or Larry Mahan, Resistol etc.

But I was stuck for a theme for Halloween this year, but I think I have found a winner. I will be going as a Texan.
(I am about as far from a Texan as you could ever meet).

There is a Cavenders next door to Twin Peaks where the ARFCOM dinner is tonight so I am gonna go buy my hat tonight.

I have heard there is a color preference depending on if you work outdoors, or even if you are a Mexican or not.

Enlighten me.


Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:54:23 AM EDT
Outdoors during the heat of the summer everyone wears straw or palm leaf.
Outdoors in the fall or winter to stay warm folks wear felt or fur felt.
A 100% beaver felt hat will run you $600.00. You can get a rabbit felt hat for $25.00.
Color of the felt...  Racist warning!!!
Mexican and city white people wear black hats.
West Texas white ranchers wear white/off white hats.
Brim shape is based on area. Floppy in east Texas to shade. High in west/north Texas to not catch the wind.

I suggest you get a straw hat.

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:55:15 AM EDT
straw in summer

felt in winter

color is your preference;

good guys wear white & bad guys wear black.



if the party is in texas, they will ask why you didn't dress up  
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:56:03 AM EDT
Black or gray.

Personally, I like straw hats for down here.  If you get a cheap straw one, you can paint it day-glo orange or green.  
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 11:01:22 AM EDT
hk940 - your interpretation of the felt color matches what I've been told.

So straw for Houston?

Cool, should be cheaper
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 11:03:44 AM EDT
A cheap hat will be dyed to color and the dye will wash out with rain.  The real deal is hand selected so its all one color and can get soaked and dry evenly. A cheap hat won't take abuse. A good hat won't tear under most abuse. They both will stain from tobacco juice, dirt and horse shit.
The $30.00 straw hat will last a long time and you can shoot, mow grass and even dunk it and it will cool you as it dries. Never leave any hat in a hot car as it will shrink.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 11:07:03 AM EDT
Been looking at straw, they look shit.
Well, they do in black.

Will have to go play about tonight.

Might have to buy me a MASSIVE belt buckle too.

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 11:24:56 AM EDT
Since it's a costume.
You need western boots. 11" uppers and rubber soles will do. Square or pointed toe and moderate heel is fine.
Don't forget boot cut jeans sized 2" longer than your dress pant inseam.
Checkered or plaid shirt. If you can starch the shirt and the jeans with a "dress pant" crease all the better. Pint of real whiskey and a scarf for your back pocket and you are all set.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 11:29:00 AM EDT
I already own several pairs of Tony Llama pointed toe boots.

I am intending to buy a 'retro' style shirt tonight as well.



Plus maybe even a Bolo

I intend for it not to even look like a costume until I open my mouth.

At which point my English teeth will surely give the game away
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 11:47:17 AM EDT
If you want to look authentic wear a white or blue long sleeve dress shirt and "simple" western belt.  
Just trying to keep you from insulting anyone and getting your ass kicked for making fun of folks.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 11:51:29 AM EDT
Get one like Richard Petty wears. Its sure is purdy.

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 12:14:51 PM EDT
Actually, if I go buy a black felt hat I can go as Randy from the Trailer Park Boys



WINNER!
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 12:33:09 PM EDT
Yup, you are gonna get your ass kicked.

Darwin has been drinking
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 12:35:01 PM EDT
Well the second option is to go in my old British Army uniform, but I'll definitely get my ass kicked wearing that.

Not to mention the last time I fitted into it was 2001.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 12:42:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By elucidate:
Well the second option is to go in my old British Army uniform, but I'll definitely get my ass kicked wearing that.

Not to mention the last time I fitted into it was 2001.


go with this for your first Texas Halloween, you will get a second.  Other plan, maybe not

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:15:00 PM EDT
Straw in Spring/Summer
Felt in Fall/Winter
Black or a Chocolate Brown, depending on what colors you like to wear. I wear a hat every day. I have 2  black, 2 brown and white (4 church) and 2 straw.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:31:57 PM EDT
Is it bad that i'm now thinking about purchasing that shirt anyway??


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