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Posted: 8/7/2011 6:51:28 PM EDT
That's right! I need to find a place where I can pay to ride a giraffe. Does this exist anywhere?

I know in Urbana I can rent a camel but I need a giraffe.
Link Posted: 8/7/2011 7:42:43 PM EDT
I don't know where, but it's a long way to fall;

Link Posted: 8/8/2011 10:46:45 AM EDT
i want to say kc ren fest use to at least have one
Link Posted: 8/8/2011 11:38:14 AM EDT
I hear sheep are alot easier?!!
Link Posted: 8/8/2011 12:02:11 PM EDT
And firefighters, just nail their bunker boots down while they sleep, the can't run!
Link Posted: 8/8/2011 12:31:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By FiremanBrad:
I hear sheep are alot easier?!!


Ya. You dont even have to get them drunk.
Link Posted: 8/8/2011 1:34:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/8/2011 1:37:11 PM EDT by Kujoe]
Link Posted: 8/8/2011 2:15:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FiremanBrad:
I hear sheep are alot easier?!!


Link Posted: 8/8/2011 6:52:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GoGop:

Originally Posted By FiremanBrad:
I hear sheep are alot easier?!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v374/qwertyup/GIFs/sheep.gif


GoGop,

You is [sheep voice] Baaaaddd [/sheep voice]
Link Posted: 8/8/2011 6:55:51 PM EDT
I must say, I really thought the first post would be derailing my thread but I was wrong!

So is there nowhere here in MO or close to rent a giraffe?
Link Posted: 8/8/2011 7:18:02 PM EDT
WTF do you want to ride a giraffe for?
Link Posted: 8/8/2011 7:51:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By banjodan:
WTF do you want to ride a giraffe for?


+1
Link Posted: 8/8/2011 7:59:10 PM EDT
Is it some kind of scavenger hunt, or something?!? I can't imagine any other reason.

Brian
Link Posted: 8/8/2011 9:14:22 PM EDT
Same reason any guy ever tries to arrange something completely crazy... it would ensure my status as the best guy in history to the best girl I know....I have no desire to ride a giraffe but she has always dreamt of it.
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 6:37:33 AM EDT
It makes complete sense now.
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 7:33:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By wheelchairman:
Same reason any guy ever tries to arrange something completely crazy... it would ensure my status as the best guy in history to the best girl I know....I have no desire to ride a giraffe but she has always dreamt of it.


So, you are looking to injure this girl of your dreams? I guess this is as ingenious as any other idea.
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 7:55:21 AM EDT
Did you try calling the place in Urbana and asking if they might have a line on a giraffe? I can't imagine this is large community of people, surely they will know of someone.
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 9:14:56 AM EDT
Originally Posted By scpd755:
And firefighters, just nail their bunker boots down while they sleep, the can't run!



That would do it!!!!
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 12:43:58 PM EDT
I can loan you a goat, if that'll help.
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 5:07:21 PM EDT
What about a mini giraffe like in those commercials. That would be sweet.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 11:57:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mortis03:
What about a mini giraffe like in those commercials. That would be sweet.


Please refer to my previous post...
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