In light of the lessons learned during the recent evacuation of Houston in preparation for Hurricane Rita, be advised of the following modifications:

City officials just announced the Houston Hurricane Evacuation Plan:

Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio

Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette

Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas

Republicans fly Continental to Washington DC

Longhorns use 290 West to Austin

Aggies use 610 Loop

Democrats use 45 South to Galveston

A good one!


"Paul Revere? Weren't he the Yankee that had to run for help?"

A good one!


"Paul Revere? Weren't he the Yankee that had to run for help?"