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Posted: 12/30/2005 12:07:08 PM EDT
 Good luck in Drill Sgt School! "This We'll Defend"      
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Posted: 12/30/2005 2:25:20 PM EDT
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Sic 'Em Tweeter!
HARTMAN Tonight ... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful! Port ... hut! Prepare to mount! Mount! On HARTMAN's command the platoon mount their bunks with their rifles and lie on their backs at attention. HARTMAN Port . . . hut! The recruits snap their rifles to the port arms position. over their chests. HARTMAN Pray! RECRUITS (in unison) This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life. Without me my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours of my life. So be it .. . until there is no enemy ... but peace. Amen. HARTMAN Order . . . hut! The recruits snap their rifles down to their sides. HARTMAN At ease! HARTMAN turns off the barracks lights. HARTMAN Good night, ladies. RECRUITS (in unison) Good night, sir! |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 2:48:05 PM EDT
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g'luck Sir, and give a few recruites a revenge smoking for me!
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Posted: 12/30/2005 7:48:25 PM EDT
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Drill Sergeant is not the same thing  And a good luck from here too! |
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Posted: 12/31/2005 2:28:00 PM EDT
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Oops! You never address an Army Drill Sergeant as "sir," or the next few moments of your life are likely to be a bit miserable. Marine Drill Instructors yes. Don't have a clue about Air Force TI's. Probably the only place they aren't on a first name basis.
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Posted: 1/7/2006 2:59:09 PM EDT
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He should be there by now....
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Posted: 1/7/2006 4:01:04 PM EDT
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 I never made the mistake when I was on an extended stay at the Sand Hill'ton. Besides, my Sr. Drill Srr'nnnt was from my hometown, and according to him, a serious mistake on my part. That alone made me get my ass smoked off under the "Starhip" every single morning. So I never had a chance to f'up on my wordage. That same "bond" also made me the House Mouse and the mandatory first person called upon for an answer, and or demonstration, during every single class for all of OSUT. Yes, I maxed my pushups on the graduation APFT. 
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Posted: 1/7/2006 6:08:45 PM EDT
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PCR, if you put up one more picture of a Marine Drill
INSTRUCTOR and attempt to associate me with it, i will nail your neck to the wall with a Hilte gun. Cyclic, if you address me as SIR one more time i will drag you by the eyelids to the top of the highest object that i can find and throw you off of it. do you think i give a flying fucking flip about how you did a lot of pushups ONCE, a long long time ago. quit talking while you still can, i don't want to have to safety pin your ears to your nuts. now, get back in step. |
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Posted: 1/7/2006 6:53:09 PM EDT
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bwahahahahahaaaa.... There is only one maniacal Sr. Drill Sergeant that will ever phase me. Look in your evil bastards "Hall of Fame" book there at school for a "W. Pemberton" or his evil wonder sidekick A.R. Ness.
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Posted: 1/7/2006 7:52:05 PM EDT
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Alpha Company, 5th of the 21st.
trained under Sergeant First Class W. Pemberton and Staff Sergeant A.R. Ness. curently residing near Fort Lewis, Washington. i've spent the last year hunting and killing men with less information. sleep tight. |
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Posted: 1/7/2006 8:21:49 PM EDT
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*fyi - ugly reply followed below, found it was a joke, kissed and made up, will leave it though*  whoaaa lay off the Hoaah Bars hero! You are taking something a little umm... out of context to be replying that way man. I in no way was enciting you, or being anything but respectful to your, I now see, crazy ass. So do me a favor, back up, take a deep breath, and then save the tough guy routine for a future recruit. That said, I'll guess you are a little exciteable for whatever reason, and not so sharp, so I will conclude that you were taking my "Sirs" as a personal affront. A hint, here it comes....wait for it..... I call most people Sir or Ma'am out of respect! Not to fuck with the ego of some broken fucking mind, get over yourself. My god, scan my posts and you will see me using lots of Sirs, to most people. Are you for real? Do you really mean to tell me that you took that shit personal? If so dude, check the fuck out of school because you lied on a psych eval, and TRADOC surely does not want your zaney ass teaching recruits. Shit, I'll go further and say DA does not want your crazy ass period. Now, for your Billy Badass comment about looking me up. That is Woodrow Pemberton, Allen R. Ness, C1/38IN there, A/5-20IN (not 21st) here, so do the paper chase not that I'm in, and or PM for my number any time you feel like acting on your oh so scary ass implications. I mean does that work on people? lol... I try and respect you like any other person here, and come back to death threats... fuck off asshole. *edit* for pissed off typos.... |
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Posted: 1/7/2006 9:01:19 PM EDT
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LOL, i was playing to the crowd.
that was kinda cool though, of course it's easy to keep a poker face on the internet. ask PCR, i'm pretty laid back actually... it takes a lot for me to flip a switch. you used to be in, you know how the game's played. and you'll be very pleased to know that SGM Woodrow Pemberton is doing well at HQ, CAC these days. i was looking your drill sergeants up, not you... there's really no way i could look you up. it seems you added your message at the same time i found sgm pemberton instead of some dependant named william. i have the small advantage of the army knowledge online white pages still. sorry i ruffled your feathers, i should've been more tactful. i apologize. i have to quit goofing off now and get back to my class counseling, edit: wow, what a hijack. sorry. |
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Posted: 1/7/2006 11:13:17 PM EDT
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.... arghhh!!!!... you had me pissed for a minute! Dude, it was the hunt n' kill thing out of nowhere. I don't know too many folks that can/could take that any other way. That said, I'm glad this was "humor" because internet pissing contests are no joy. Apologies accepted, and sorry for the retort.  As for my good "pal" W. P., I know that guy still loves me.
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Posted: 1/7/2006 11:54:35 PM EDT
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The only man that could destroy tweeter at this moment is Chuck Norris himself. And that would be by a roundhouse kick to the NUTZ!
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Posted: 1/8/2006 1:06:38 AM EDT
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Someone said Chuck Norris...
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Posted: 1/8/2006 3:27:49 AM EDT
[#15]
Sounds like someone mind need to be placed in the front leaning rest position.
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Posted: 3/7/2006 6:42:28 PM EDT
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Holy Thread Resurrection, Drill Sergeant!
So, uh, you should be graduating soon, right? |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 6:51:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/7/2006 7:10:52 PM EDT
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get UP!
get DOWN! get UP! get Down! Flutter kicks GO! |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 7:12:47 PM EDT
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Ya beat me to it. -BJohnson |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 7:00:55 AM EDT
[#20]
"The Mule Kick!"
"Starting Position, Move!" "In Cadence, Exercise!" tomorrow is hat day. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 7:02:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/8/2006 7:26:05 AM EDT
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 Me and my road dog, picture for posterity. I just know I'll regret putting this picture up. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 8:07:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/8/2006 8:16:51 AM EDT
[#24]
LMAO 
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Posted: 3/8/2006 8:27:29 AM EDT
[#25]
that was fast.
We should practice combatives when I come back. Trust me, it'll be fun. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 11:50:49 AM EDT
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ETA: I posted this because the pictures weren't loading (internet connection jacked up), so I didn't see the picture following that post. Man, that hat looks weird with ACUs. So when do you get back to WA, and when do you take off for GA? |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 2:26:45 PM EDT
[#27]
yep, hat day is when I graduate.
I return to work on Tuesday the 14th I will be getting settled back into normalcy with my wife until then. I report to Fort Benning on April 28th, along with a lot of other students across the Army. I'm kinda lucky though, we have some candidates that have to report on Tuesday the 14th... to their unit where they are gonna train privates. They get the whole weekend to move, ouch. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 2:38:34 PM EDT
[#28]
Excellent, then you will be in WA for St. Patrick's Day day, which happens to be on a Friday, and we all know what Friday means.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 3:05:05 PM EDT
[#29]
Someone join the Girl Scouts?
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Posted: 3/8/2006 3:41:59 PM EDT
[#30]
Are you the skinny drunk in the silly hat or the fat one?
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Posted: 3/8/2006 4:50:06 PM EDT
[#31]
I will always be skinny, I am not always drunk. Yeah, it's an ugly hat... Just don't call him fat to his face, he's a Lethal/Non Lethal Force Instructor and is Level 3 Combatives qualified. It basically means that he can walk alone into a room full of guys with stun guns, batons, pepper spray, bats, sticks, whatever... and fight his way out of it. He's a really mellow dude though, he'd probably just laugh it off instead. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 5:00:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/8/2006 8:25:31 PM EDT
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Just watch your stress level once you get there tweet- I've known a few of my buds to crash and burn halfway down the trail.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 8:59:05 PM EDT
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Already done three years as a recruiter, different kind of stress... but at least I can channel it around something that I'm familiar with.
That, and I can actually express anger at the dummies when they start screwing up. I hated not being able to that when I was a recruiter, I just wanted to tell them what to do and then basically have them realize on their own time why I had them do it. Especially if I knew it would make them stronger or better or was just plain the better decision for them. And I really don't have time to explain everything, especially in a fluid environment, like OSUT. For the most part I just want to make quality soldiers from the beginning, the right way. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:10:38 PM EDT
[#35]
Amen! 
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Posted: 3/9/2006 12:28:53 AM EDT
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You are going to do just fine!. Please don't forget my "Most Special Times". when you are at morning P.T. for the young Privates... FRONT! BACK! GO! Gawd, I hated Drill Sgt Mahoney for those things. 
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Posted: 3/9/2006 10:01:14 AM EDT
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Lets not forget the 8 count pushup.......
And the fact that one |
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Posted: 3/9/2006 10:36:27 AM EDT
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I just nit-pick every movement and make sure it's done to standard... to the letter.
This is often me at an APFT: "One.... one.... one.... one...." "go to one of the alternate rest positions, your arms are not parallel to the ground in the down position" "go to the end of the line and wait for an alibi retest" |
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Posted: 3/9/2006 10:45:50 AM EDT
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I'm always fascinated with what the enlisted personnel do to amuse themselves.
CW3 Donovan (ret) |
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Posted: 3/9/2006 10:56:01 AM EDT
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The most dangerous thing ever said in the US Army: Warrant Officer: "Watch this shit" |
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Posted: 3/9/2006 11:11:10 AM EDT
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It's my experience that officers are just as susceptible to grab-ass as anybody else. I was instructing a CQB range before the 'Raq for a bunch of officers that needed some idea of how to fight their way into a building. It was mostly Captains and Majors with a few lieutenants thrown in. During lulls in training they amused themselves by sitting on the ground and throwing gravel into each others' helmets. If we're talking about warrant officers they will just play grab-ass with their hands in their pockets while they address peers, subordinates and superiors using only first names. |
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Posted: 3/9/2006 11:12:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/9/2006 11:35:53 AM EDT
[#43]
    What's a Drill Sergeant / Drill Instructor?
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Posted: 3/9/2006 1:27:36 PM EDT
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JS98010........ disgusting, absolutly disgusting
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Posted: 3/9/2006 1:31:27 PM EDT
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Lokk at the pretty uniforms!!
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Posted: 3/9/2006 1:40:53 PM EDT
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Isn't the guy on the left normally dressed up like an indian? Or was it a construction worker? |
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Posted: 3/9/2006 4:15:55 PM EDT
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Sort of looks like this:
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Posted: 3/9/2006 4:35:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/9/2006 5:22:16 PM EDT
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That is a cute hat SSG, not SGT. and I put up with the stupid shit from my friends over here that I actually know. how does that have anything to do with someone that is in north carolina and has had absolutely no tie to me in any way that I can recognize? go, before you're nuked from orbit for calling me cute |
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