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Posted: 8/19/2005 3:46:47 PM EDT
At about 1525 today, I'm at work with the radio tuned to 710KIRO and I hear the EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM tones follwed by "This is not a drill"

F! NOT A DRILL??????????

I grab the get home bag and listen to find out what the emergency is so that I can decide which plan needs to be executed.

This is the emergency:




JEFFERSON COUNTY 911

If you live in Jefferson county... be aware that your 9-1-1 service does not work right now. The county is having a problem with a computer worm that's tripping the system up. If you need to call fire or police, in case of an emergency, you'll need to call the regular local numbers for those agencies.







Not an erupting volcano
Not a tidal wave
Not an attack

A broken 911 system.....

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 3:58:22 PM EDT
Dang it! No zombies to be shot.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 4:03:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HABU:
Dang it! No zombies to be shot.



and no need to raid the liquor store on the way to bugging in.

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 4:04:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HABU:
Dang it! No zombies to be shot.



-1
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 4:07:34 PM EDT
What a downer! I can see you all psyched to prepare to deal with a dirty bomb or incoming of one kind or another or civil unrest and what do you get? JC911 is down!

Whatcha got in the "get home bag"?
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 4:15:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HABU:
Dang it! No zombies to be shot.



Crap! I was grabbin my SHTF gear.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 4:22:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HABU:
Dang it! No zombies to be shot.



Plenty of Dems around.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 5:09:41 PM EDT
EVERY time one of these go off on the radio, my ears perk up and I go into the prep mode and then it's most always a test. I have a get home bag that always stays within a hands grab at work.

DD
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:43:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HABU:
What a downer! I can see you all psyched to prepare to deal with a dirty bomb or incoming of one kind or another or civil unrest and what do you get? JC911 is down!

Whatcha got in the "get home bag"?



I sure wasn't psyched about any of those possibilities.

I have an "in case of fire" bag at home too and I'm sure not hoping for a fire just so I can use it. (grab that bag on the way out my burning apartment, it has everything from spare clothes to back up discs for my PC in it)

My get home bag is a work in progress, but it's goal is to enable me to get home to where the rest of the goodies are so I can either bug out from there or hold in place.

I'll just say that there is enough in the bag to get me through all of the zombies that might be in my way, change my clothes if I get too covered in zombie guts, fix a paper cut, and feed myself because zombie killing is hungry work. I still need to add air and shelter to it.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 9:48:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/19/2005 9:49:09 PM EDT by JS98010]
This is a drill!

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 9:58:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JS98010:
This is a drill!

images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000302PY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg



This is a real drill



Link Posted: 8/19/2005 10:06:40 PM EDT
This is a real men's drill:

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 10:11:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JS98010:
This is a real men's drill:

www.partshq.com/images/Pictures/drill_ac_pionjar.gif



actually....



Link Posted: 8/19/2005 10:13:28 PM EDT
Damn hijacked my own thread

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 11:27:56 PM EDT
I died in the attack...


you are not really seeing anything I post any longer.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 11:36:54 PM EDT
More than likely they got hit with the zotob worm that broke out about 2 days ago. Took down a shitload of windows based systems.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 7:09:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By JS98010:
This is a real men's drill:

Link Posted: 8/20/2005 7:23:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By KA3B:
Originally Posted By JS98010:
This is a real men's drill:

images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001AGNUA.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg



Thats a mortar/concert vibrator.



Sheesh, Naval Operators.

Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:17:34 AM EDT
It's a dual action hammer drill/concrete vibrator.
It goes both ways.
It's called humor you concrete truck driver.


Originally Posted By CavVet:
Thats a mortar/concert vibrator.
Sheesh, Naval Operators.

Link Posted: 8/20/2005 10:06:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:30:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KA3B:
Originally Posted By JS98010:
This is a real men's drill:

images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001AGNUA.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


Whatcha doin wit that viberator?
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 10:16:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2005 10:17:34 AM EDT by gunchyck]
Bigscrun,
Didn't you read the post? It's a MEN's drill.
KA38 has his own uses for it, no female required.
h.gif

On another note, I think I met you, I'm Phil's girl. Hi again!
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 10:19:15 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 10:23:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:

Originally Posted By gunchyck:
On another note, I think I met you, I'm Phil's girl. Hi again!



IF YOU MET SCRUN...THERE'S NO DOUBT YOU'D REMEMBER HIM.




When we first met, he said to me "You'll either love me or hate me, but you'll never forget me" I thought that was funny at first, then I realized just how true it is.....
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 10:31:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 11:11:39 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 11:17:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 12:20:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bigscrun:

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:

Originally Posted By bigscrun:
Everyone needs a motto.



I'll have one more and taper off.




Well how big was she then?



I think I might get half-drunk - I've heard that one alot too.....
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 12:43:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 12:54:54 PM EDT
Mine was not embarrassing to you!!! You Jackass!!

I'll remember this next time I hear..... "If you love me you would/will _____"
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 1:30:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 1:34:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bigscrun:

Originally Posted By MrsScrun:
Mine was not embarrassing to you!!! You Jackass!!

I'll remember this next time I hear..... "If you love me you would/will _____"




"Come on, roll over"



Whatever....if you need to make fun of me to make yourself feel better, I guess that's why I'm here...to take one for the team... But you're still a Jackass
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 1:42:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 1:43:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 2:13:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bigscrun:


"Come on, roll over"




Whatever....if you need to make fun of me to make yourself feel better, I guess that's why I'm here...to take one for the team... But you're still a Jackass


Line starts that way-----------------> tickets are $200 each.




Guess I did walk right into that one....oops!!! But at least my price tag went up....
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